Hearthpwn

I think this is the least amount of fun ive had in any expansion. Every deck is just different kinds of bullshit. Also nice to face full golden Warlocks at rank 21.

Have just been killed by Malygos Druid on turn 8. Malygos + Floop + 2x Moonfire + Swipe by turn 8...geeee fucking geeee my ass.

So this didn't happen to me, but I just watched Kolento queue into the same golden Zoolock four times in a row and they had Prince Keleseth in their opening for the latter three. I was definitely experiencing some second-hand salt from that. Needless to say, the Zoolock easily won each time while also BMing a bit. Absolutely disgusting.

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Just died to Uther's horsemen ... in arena.

 I thought DKs were removed from arena.  Did they get reinstated?

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there's just no fucking justice in this world, playing a meme deck at rank 22 wild for funsies and my opponent is playing tempo/secret mage ffs, I play pretty perfectly get him down to 1 health, guaranteed to win next turn, until opponent topdecks fireball for lethal and then has the audacity to emote 'well played' afterwards, fucking unreal. lol

 I've been feeling bad playing blitz even shaman in wild ranked.  I've gone like 22-0 with very few games even close and I know people are getting annoyed.  For the record, I haven't played wild in a year or so, so I had to start at r25.

I definitely don't do the emote shit though.

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Just died to Uther's horsemen ... in arena.

 I thought DKs were removed from arena.  Did they get reinstated?

 Maybe they can be discovered or random card effects? 

This is exactly why I quit playing Hearthstone for 3 months. People claim the tinfoil hats are necessary when you mention the "algorithm" that decides it's time for you to lose. However, there's no logical explanation for when the game decides to match you up against like 10 straight hard counter matches after a winning streak. Clearly when I win like 10 in a row, my "matchups" suddenly change drastically.

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Quote from TheWD987 >>

Just died to Uther's horsemen ... in arena.

 I thought DKs were removed from arena.  Did they get reinstated?

 Maybe they can be discovered or random card effects? 

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Just died to Uther's horsemen ... in arena.

 I thought DKs were removed from arena.  Did they get reinstated?

 Maybe they can be discovered or random card effects? 

 They got it off of hallucination... what made it really tilting was that he was at 6 health and I had lethal next turn.

Watching streamers like Zalae, no wonder that this community is so full of toxic people. You have to be retard af to feel that a game of HS is a battle of egos, insulting your opponent and ridiculizing them. Game full of douchebags who need some wins to cover their insecurity feelings, I feel sorry for them.

Nothing surprising in the fact that some opinion leaders thinks there are no more humans except them. And the army of infirm cancerkids following them wishing to bask in going-to-face glory. Don't blame them for their complexes.

So let's play some Burgle Rogue in Wild Casual. My last 7 games. Baku-Paladin, Face Hunter, Face Hunter (a different guy than the last), Bomb-Hunter (the only match i actually won and only because my opponent missed an obvious play that would have guaranteed him a win), Heal-Zoo, Heal-Zoo and another Baku-Paladin. 
I haven't seen even one wild card used, aside from Feign Death in that bomb hunter deck. 

So, from me to you: go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe.

this game is unfair

life is unfair 

why the fuck my opponent have one good draw to draw a wasp

me: *play the lich king*

lich king: give death coil

my opponent: attack then use holy water

my opponent: summon lich king

lich king: give anti magic shell

the fuck tho

Opponent gold druid with legend cardback in casual:

turn 1,both get 2 mana crystals.
turn 2 coin nourish
turn 3 twig of the world tree
turn 4 nourish into ultimate infestation.

SO basically he opened with 3 ramps and twig in hand.

to quote our friend Lyrathetroll: "Casual is perfectly fine"

oh shit i accidentally queued into rank 3 standard with my rank 18 wild deck

nope.  this is still rank 18 in wild.  healzoo.

fuck off you braindead shits.

Irony is finally making a Druid deck to join the cancer and playing 4 games back to back against the same exact Control Lock who demon projects my Malygos all 4 times.

This control meta is so cancer. 30+ minute games to finally lose. Cancer I tell you.

I am already beyond sick of Malygos. All these decks do is stall until they draw their entire deck, play some massive ass combo, and win. There is no skill involved in this. It is aggravating beyond words to play an entire game, get them down to 2 hp or so, and then they pull a win out of their ass that required zero skill. Just copy paste from website, and draw entire deck. I'm sure this will go to downvote hell, I just wanted to vent. Please for the love of god, nerf something.

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This is exactly why I quit playing Hearthstone for 3 months. People claim the tinfoil hats are necessary when you mention the "algorithm" that decides it's time for you to lose. However, there's no logical explanation for when the game decides to match you up against like 10 straight hard counter matches after a winning streak. Clearly when I win like 10 in a row, my "matchups" suddenly change drastically.

 The only true believers that try to claim that there is no manipulation of RNG are players that have no understanding of basic statistics. 

Why tf do I always face counters and tech cards against me? Play control warrior,  face shudderwock. play maly rogue, ofc this random miracle rogue has teched in bloodsail coursairs for whatever reason and my blade gets killed and he wins

Wtf blizz