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Write a four paragraph long detailed explanation of why I think a deck isn't as good as it's being made out to be and give examples of why it's not as good in the meta as advertised.

-5 rating

Someone basically writes "d00dz I went 20-3 with this deck it's so insane!!!!1

+8

FML.

Quote from Arcengal >>

Write a four paragraph long detailed explanation of why I think a deck isn't as good as it's being made out to be and give examples of why it's not as good in the meta as advertised.

-5 rating

Someone basically writes "d00dz I went 20-3 with this deck it's so insane!!!!1

+8

FML.

Quote from wg15 >>

Can one of those down syndromes of you give me an answer, why you are on rank 19 near end of the season with your Tier 1 decks?

I mean, everything is better than Razakus garbage, but how bad are you at this game that you are stuck at rank 19 with Tier 1 decks? That's why I don't play ranked anymore, not worth it. 

Brought my wrathion druid on the ladder. I won thanks to wrathion and spreading plague.Got insulted from a murloc paladin for using a not meta deck.
Enough said.

As a poor Shaman player, this month has been brutal so far. I can't even get above rank 19. I get three stars into 19 and then I face three Warlocks in a row. I tried the Jade Shaman deck Purple and Asmo were using in their streams a couple nights ago, and had some success but it's still win-loss-win-loss. I can't get any win streaks going.

I thought the addition of the floors every 5 ranks and the new 4 rank reset would help but it doesn't do much good if I can't even make it to the next floor.

I feel like Sgt. Murtaugh, too old for this shit.

Quote from gridseven >>

As a poor Shaman player, this month has been brutal so far. I can't even get above rank 19. I get three stars into 19 and then I face three Warlocks in a row. I tried the Jade Shaman deck Purple and Asmo were using in their streams a couple nights ago, and had some success but it's still win-loss-win-loss. I can't get any win streaks going.

I thought the addition of the floors every 5 ranks and the new 4 rank reset would help but it doesn't do much good if I can't even make it to the next floor.

I feel like Sgt. Murtaugh, too old for this shit.

 

 

Spiteful Summoner is the biggest bullshit card Blizzard has ever printed! A 6 mana 4/4 minion that summons an 8 mana or 10 mana minion? Really?? Who came up with this shit...

In addition to that why not give priest also a 3 mana 2/4 Twilight Acolyte or whatever its called.. Wow that card is broken! It's like the 3 mana "follow the rules" Paladin guy (forgot his name and too lazy/salty to look it up) on steroids! How is it only 3 mana it should be at least 4 mana probably more like 5..

Sometimes I really wonder, how Blizzard decides on the power level of some cards...

I am starting to think hearthstone deck tracker is used by blizzard to help enforce the 50% WR they want most people to have.  Like when I start a new deck it often goes something really good like 17-5 the first day, but once it finds out which classes your deck is weak to it gives you only that in the following situations: when you are about to get a win streak, or when you are about to break through to another rank.  Every time.  I'm getting so fucking paranoid about it that I'm thinking of deleting it and just keeping a physical notebook or something to track stats.

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I am starting to think hearthstone deck tracker is used by blizzard to help enforce the 50% WR they want most people to have.  Like when I start a new deck it often goes something really good like 17-5 the first day, but once it finds out which classes your deck is weak to it gives you only that in the following situations: when you are about to get a win streak, or when you are about to break through to another rank.  Every time.  I'm getting so fucking paranoid about it that I'm thinking of deleting it and just keeping a physical notebook or something to track stats.

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I am starting to think hearthstone deck tracker is used by blizzard to help enforce the 50% WR they want most people to have.  Like when I start a new deck it often goes something really good like 17-5 the first day, but once it finds out which classes your deck is weak to it gives you only that in the following situations: when you are about to get a win streak, or when you are about to break through to another rank.  Every time.  I'm getting so fucking paranoid about it that I'm thinking of deleting it and just keeping a physical notebook or something to track stats.

 try to play 3,4  matches without innkeeper or decktracker.Then tell me if you find any differences.

Big Priest uses 4 fucking healing potions (one was copied and the other was given by Kabal Chemist) in 3 turns then Barnes into LK and then copy LK and rez LK. Why do these mongoloids have the best luck with draws?

Why am I winning 75% of my games with Brian Kibler's month old Spell Hunter list but draw fucking terribly with every other deck I play? Spell Hunter is fun but I want to play different decks!

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Why am I winning 75% of my games with Brian Kibler's month old Spell Hunter list but draw fucking terribly with every other deck I play? Spell Hunter is fun but I want to play different decks!

Playing Reno Mage. Mulligan'd enough clear to hopefully deal with the Dude Paladin. Stupid clown gets the divine shield buff on the dumbass unidentified weapon and now my 7 damage Dragon's Fury clears pretty much nothing.

well fuck wild arena, I'm tired of dr. balances, renos and other pretty good legendaries 

I just lost 2 stars in a row at rank 4 due to disconnect issues. You spend 20+ hard fought minutes gaining those stars, only to have them taken away on a technicality. It really sucks when you have a limited time to climb. Tilting for sure.

Fuck Secret Mage and all the extra chromosomed mongoloids who play them. 

I just fell from rank 2 to 4 with 10 losses in a row. 4 of them to spell hunter with Barnes into Y’Shaarj on turn 4. Seriously, I thought big priests were the ultimate evil, but spell hunter has all chances to take the crown. It’s basically like secret mage and big priest, 2 cancers in 1. 

I usually control my emotions and do not BM, but after the same hunter played this ridiculous combo, I added him and told him that he played really well and that I had never seen such a skilled hunter before. The imbecile thought I was serious, thanked me and started telling me where he had found the deck and how he tweaked it. Kinda indicates what kind of people choose to play this tilting shit.

Fuck you cubelock, spiteful priest. Go eat my entire ass you big dumb biatch 🖕

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I am starting to think hearthstone deck tracker is used by blizzard to help enforce the 50% WR they want most people to have.  Like when I start a new deck it often goes something really good like 17-5 the first day, but once it finds out which classes your deck is weak to it gives you only that in the following situations: when you are about to get a win streak, or when you are about to break through to another rank.  Every time.  I'm getting so fucking paranoid about it that I'm thinking of deleting it and just keeping a physical notebook or something to track stats.

 try to play 3,4  matches without innkeeper or decktracker.Then tell me if you find any differences.

 but then if i'm wrong I might have to acknowledge that it's my fault, and that just won't do.  I'll just keep blindly blaming things other than me, thank you very much.