Slitherspear heroic is a dick. I had to try for like twenty or thirty matches and two hours of game before finally killing that piece of shit. Reminded me why I did not liked Grobbulus, Gothik and Drakkisath.
Two salty filled games from the past 2 days in the life of my Midrange Pally then Anyfin Pally
First one was from what I'm guessing was a Malygos Druid. He was using Raven Idol, Starfire, some taunts etc. I assumed he wouldn't be running combo so I didn't play around it just based on how the game was going and him having a few opportunities to finish me with it. Anyway's it a pretty long game, we're each down to around the last 1/3 or so of our cards and I haven't drawn either of my Consecrations yet, he drops Archfiend Rafaam or whatever his name is. I clear him and have a pretty good big board set up because his Swipes had already been used and I didn't mind extending a bit. I have a bunch of dudes, Sludge Belcher, Piloted Shredder and I don't remember what else, I had healed up a bit at this point too. He plays the card that fills your board with 3/3 Zombies. There's no way I can clear, and still no consecrate, so I have a decision to make, even if he clears my belcher and goes all face I'm well out of lethal range. Nah man, Raven Idol into Savage Roar into GG. Not so bad, but the guy just kept spamming The Winter Festival greeting.
Second game that made me salty. Priest. Museum Curator pulls Sylvanas and Piloted Sky Golem. He Cabals a dude, a mini bot, annnnd my Sludge Belcher, because for some odd reason he's running a YOUTHFUL BREWMASTER. WTF?!?!? This was at rank 6, and him at rank 5. I guess I deserved a game like this at some point, as I was crushing priests with Anyfin, but still xD
Wow i just went on a streak of at least 30 games where every opponent had the nuts, every answer to every damn card i dropped, not to mention secret paladins dropping 2x jugglers + muster, mages with double flamewakers, basically every opponent hitting their mulligan PERFECTLY and my mulligans were horrible, horrible, nothing i could do. My advice is to never underestimate the ability of this game to destroy your confidence, things could be going great, then RNG smacks you in the face with its ****
So after facing so many decks that i despise oddly enough all druid or warlock i decided to say fuck it and i made a secret paladin and joined the dark side of paladins since i need 130 more wins till gold paladin... im going to see just how well reno saved the meta alright... yes im salty but im also one of the few people who thought mysterious Challenger was good in the first place ... eh that was a more midrange paladin setup with him but oh well Fuck it... bring on the hate IM ALSO RUNNING FINNLY to get the hunter hero power ..... IDC
Had a pretty long run with my current priest deck to complete the Total Domination quest. 80% of my losses today - I was THIS CLOSE to winning, and lost to opponent's stupid topdeck/unstable portal, or by just not drawing Reno lol. One of the losses was to a murloc-dragon-otk-paladin, what the actual fuck?
Now my eyes hurt (been playing on my iPad at work). FeelsBadMan.
And the worst part - I have just 3 victories till the Psychological Mark of 300 wins with priest. Afterwards I have to switch to warrior and i DON'T have Justicar Trueheart in my collection. Even if I had - playing CW is boring as fuck, grim patron warrior sucks dick right now, and there is no viable midrange warrior deck (unless I somehow come up with it myself). FeelsLikeShitMan.
I am so tired of not drawing my cards... this is actually the month I have played HS the less... the game is just getting on my nerves and tired of my opponent just drawing well and me just drawing bad...
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I also had the Total Domination Priest quest today. To ease my suffering I just went into the Tavern Brawl and clicked on the priest to rack up my wins real quick. Hope this helps!
Had a fucking wyrmrest agent at 1 health from shredder, 1 full health flamewaker and 2 mirror images on board. Enemy tempo mage plays flamewaker into arcane missles. All 5 fucking pings killed my wyrmrest agent and flamewaker. What are the odds. Lost the game to complete bullshit rng. PJSalt
(2/5)^5=1.024% is the mathematical answer to your question :)
I thought I had just did the play of the life against a Face Hunter; he had one card in hand, I had three (Mal'Ganis, Imp-losion, Voidcaller). I was on 4 life with two other big minions on board but I needed Ganis to go down and keep me from dying. It's turn 8, I just play Voidcaller and Imp-lode the dude... 4 DAMAGE! Yes! Mal'Ganis is on the board! He has already played one Owl and one Hunter's Mark, What else could he have?
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He top decks his second copy of Unleash the Hounds. 7 Hounds on the ground, kills mal'ganis.. Then Quick Shot + Hero Power for lethal.
I thought I had just did the play of the life against a Face Hunter; he had one card in hand, I had three (Mal'Ganis, Imp-losion, Voidcaller). I was on 4 life with two other big minions on board but I needed Ganis to go down and keep me from dying. It's turn 8, I just play Voidcaller and Imp-lode the dude... 4 DAMAGE! Yes! Mal'Ganis is on the board! He has already played one Owl and one Hunter's Mark, What else could he have?
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He top decks his second copy of Unleash the Hounds. 7 Hounds on the ground, kills mal'ganis.. Then Quick Shot + Hero Power for lethal.
I'm so sad right now
Ouch. That is a dramatic match for sure. I was so happy for you but then you lost :/
Fuck Renolocks. They always have fucking Reno in their first 15 cards. I'm about to quit this fking bullshit rng game.
as you hate reno, i guess you prefer to play agressive decks instead of the ones that require a brain. so i think i am quite happy with you leaving the game and i want to thank you for that! so bye bye :)
Sry man but I'm not playing aggresive decks. I get rekt twice in a row by reno as a control priest.
Not every deck that hates Reno is aggro. I hate Reno too, I don't play in any of my decks, because I hate him.
Why? Because Freeze Mage is dead when they play Reno after you play Alexstrasza.
I was playing Freeze Mage against a warlock. I alexstrasza him down to 15, he played Reno, I got him down to 14 again with some Fireballs from Antonidas, then he played this Brann Healbot combo. And I couldn't even play Malygos to kill him with the spells I still had because he had Sylvanas on the board on 3 health and I drew nothing! No flame strike, Doomsayer or Blizzard, I drew nothing and lost that game.
Yes druid, you can do basic math, copy paste entire decks and collect cards like everyone else. And RNG affects you too so its only right that you act unjustly when it favors you. Basically you are everyone else, there is nothing real about the "you" in you. and that is why I am posting here too instead of adding you. I am thereby despising the whole community.
I recieved 58, yes I repeat, 58 fuckin damage in 7 turns. And I had decent draw and board, played reno on 3 hp. Unfuckinbeliavable. Just as same cancer level as retard mages. Unstable portal into baron geddon when I have a board full of 2 health minions? Sure.
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Slitherspear heroic is a dick. I had to try for like twenty or thirty matches and two hours of game before finally killing that piece of shit. Reminded me why I did not liked Grobbulus, Gothik and Drakkisath.
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Just your typical Druid Turn 4 bullshit and for an added slap in the face guess what came out of the Shredder... :
Two salty filled games from the past 2 days in the life of my Midrange Pally then Anyfin Pally
First one was from what I'm guessing was a Malygos Druid. He was using Raven Idol, Starfire, some taunts etc. I assumed he wouldn't be running combo so I didn't play around it just based on how the game was going and him having a few opportunities to finish me with it. Anyway's it a pretty long game, we're each down to around the last 1/3 or so of our cards and I haven't drawn either of my Consecrations yet, he drops Archfiend Rafaam or whatever his name is. I clear him and have a pretty good big board set up because his Swipes had already been used and I didn't mind extending a bit. I have a bunch of dudes, Sludge Belcher, Piloted Shredder and I don't remember what else, I had healed up a bit at this point too. He plays the card that fills your board with 3/3 Zombies. There's no way I can clear, and still no consecrate, so I have a decision to make, even if he clears my belcher and goes all face I'm well out of lethal range. Nah man, Raven Idol into Savage Roar into GG. Not so bad, but the guy just kept spamming The Winter Festival greeting.
Second game that made me salty. Priest. Museum Curator pulls Sylvanas and Piloted Sky Golem. He Cabals a dude, a mini bot, annnnd my Sludge Belcher, because for some odd reason he's running a YOUTHFUL BREWMASTER. WTF?!?!? This was at rank 6, and him at rank 5. I guess I deserved a game like this at some point, as I was crushing priests with Anyfin, but still xD
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Secret retardin steamrolling reno... check.
Face mage finding the exact only way for lethal... check.
And then there is that fatigue priest who emoted spammed me like he was something important. Did you enjoy my comeback, you whiny git?
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Wow i just went on a streak of at least 30 games where every opponent had the nuts, every answer to every damn card i dropped, not to mention secret paladins dropping 2x jugglers + muster, mages with double flamewakers, basically every opponent hitting their mulligan PERFECTLY and my mulligans were horrible, horrible, nothing i could do. My advice is to never underestimate the ability of this game to destroy your confidence, things could be going great, then RNG smacks you in the face with its ****
So after facing so many decks that i despise oddly enough all druid or warlock i decided to say fuck it and i made a secret paladin and joined the dark side of paladins since i need 130 more wins till gold paladin... im going to see just how well reno saved the meta alright... yes im salty but im also one of the few people who thought mysterious Challenger was good in the first place ... eh that was a more midrange paladin setup with him but oh well Fuck it... bring on the hate IM ALSO RUNNING FINNLY to get the hunter hero power ..... IDC
Had a pretty long run with my current priest deck to complete the Total Domination quest. 80% of my losses today - I was THIS CLOSE to winning, and lost to opponent's stupid topdeck/unstable portal, or by just not drawing Reno lol. One of the losses was to a murloc-dragon-otk-paladin, what the actual fuck?
Now my eyes hurt (been playing on my iPad at work). FeelsBadMan.
And the worst part - I have just 3 victories till the Psychological Mark of 300 wins with priest. Afterwards I have to switch to warrior and i DON'T have Justicar Trueheart in my collection. Even if I had - playing CW is boring as fuck, grim patron warrior sucks dick right now, and there is no viable midrange warrior deck (unless I somehow come up with it myself). FeelsLikeShitMan.
Like...dog sh!t.
I am so tired of not drawing my cards... this is actually the month I have played HS the less... the game is just getting on my nerves and tired of my opponent just drawing well and me just drawing bad...
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
Just lost 12 matches in a row on the ladder. I vow vengeance!
I also had the Total Domination Priest quest today. To ease my suffering I just went into the Tavern Brawl and clicked on the priest to rack up my wins real quick. Hope this helps!
Fuck RNGeezus in general.
Blizzard gives us all these cool new cards and yet everything I see on ladder is aggro shaman, aggro druid, secretadin and tempo mage.
Cheers HS community I'm gonna play something else.
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vs Egg Druid....
First turn: 2 1/1 Sappling
Turn 2: Nerubian Egg
Turn 3: Brann (I mean... really?)
Turn 4: Echoing Ooze+ Mark Of the wild.... 3 3/4 taunts (oh, i guess thats the reason for brann, but why?)
I played the concede button when Sir Finley + Soul of the forest came to board
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Yes druid, you can do basic math, copy paste entire decks and collect cards like everyone else. And RNG affects you too so its only right that you act unjustly when it favors you. Basically you are everyone else, there is nothing real about the "you" in you. and that is why I am posting here too instead of adding you. I am thereby despising the whole community.
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Now Stop checking my spoilers!
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This shaman is just unfuckinbeliavable.
I recieved 58, yes I repeat, 58 fuckin damage in 7 turns. And I had decent draw and board, played reno on 3 hp. Unfuckinbeliavable. Just as same cancer level as retard mages. Unstable portal into baron geddon when I have a board full of 2 health minions? Sure.
Anyone would have already quit this game with my unluck.