blizzard i will give you $1000, yes, one thousand dollars in cash, if you un rig my account. stop giving every opponent the actual nuts on every turn. start rewarding good play.
Playing against secret mage is like trying to talk to a person while he just takes out his dick and starts pissing on you. Kind of like playing against the pre-nerf razakus after turn 8.
Okay, first of all I play the deck sometimes. It's the most consistent one to get me to rank 5 (sweet sweet golden epics, don't care about legend).
That being said, I hate this deck a lot. I feel like an asshole when I win just by virtue of the retarded 0 mana smorc engine.
Playing against it - even worse. It's like a freeze/quest mage kind of experience. You try to pressure the opponent, he clears your stuff, and then just ignores it while pinging your face to death. Annoying, frustrating, infuriating.
But most of all, I hate raza priest because I like to play slow decks, and highlander straight up demolishes them.
Honestly, I just want to know what's going to get nerfed already. I'm sitting on enough dust to craft a legendary, and can't decide between Dragoncaller Alanna, Skull of the Man'ari, or even Valeera the Hollow (the only DK I miss).
I was grinding to rank 5 again today. I'm not sure how some of the players reach rank 6. There were so much obvious misplays, I couldn't believe my eyes. Some decks do play themselves after all.
Do you guys know Zetalot? The streamer that has been playing priest almost exclusively. Turns out, he hates both razakus and spiteful priest with passion. That's telling something
Been playing at work the whole day.. My brain hurts after staring into my iPad for so long. Already got 100 gold, can't earn more - still didn't get to move from rank 9 to anywhere higher. I was playing tier 1/2 decks, but this meta is so highroll-based, it's retarded. Didn't get raza/dk/keleseth/spreading plague/silence/good spiteful summoner - you lose 90% of the time.
I don't know, maybe cubelock wins more consistently, but I don't have dust for skull and taldaram, and I won't pay my real money for this game lol. I have a child to feed.
I was playing Big Priest (no mindless aggro decks for this gentleman, my brain needs complex interactions to stay stimulated). Enter Mage plebe. Things were looking adequate; I had my Barnes so I knew it was at least going to be a fair match. I dropped it on turn 3 and summoned my trusty Obsidian Statue. I sent him a few greetings. Game over, scrub. And as if to lash out at the source of his defeat, he actually removes it with a spell. I heaved my generous girth in laughter, musing that this must be what it's like to not have an IQ of 160. Genetics is a cruel mistress indeed. So you can imagine my displeasure when I tried to fully rez him (as is my right) only to find a 1/1 sheep. Can you believe it? An actual glitch in a AAA game. Suffice to say I'm getting a new phone, and my mother says it might not be the new Galaxy Note. (Moms, right?) Blizzard, please fix this obvious bug and refund me my win and my phone or I will be forced to take legal action.
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Playing against secret mage is like trying to talk to a person while he just takes out his dick and starts pissing on you. Kind of like playing against the pre-nerf razakus after turn 8.
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Just made this one today for the lulz.
Not exactly offtopic IMO cause both sides cover a lot of posts in this glorious thread :D
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Okay, first of all I play the deck sometimes. It's the most consistent one to get me to rank 5 (sweet sweet golden epics, don't care about legend).
That being said, I hate this deck a lot. I feel like an asshole when I win just by virtue of the retarded 0 mana smorc engine.
Playing against it - even worse. It's like a freeze/quest mage kind of experience. You try to pressure the opponent, he clears your stuff, and then just ignores it while pinging your face to death. Annoying, frustrating, infuriating.
But most of all, I hate raza priest because I like to play slow decks, and highlander straight up demolishes them.
Seriously, fuck raza priest.
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Hearthstone sucks.
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Honestly, I just want to know what's going to get nerfed already. I'm sitting on enough dust to craft a legendary, and can't decide between Dragoncaller Alanna, Skull of the Man'ari, or even Valeera the Hollow (the only DK I miss).
The nerf information will help me decide, I hope.
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Corridor Creeper seems fine, until you have to deal with 2 of this fuckers for 0 mana on turn 3/4. That's absolute bullshit, right?
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^ that happened to me so often, I can't even
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Playing against aggro paladin (or rogue, or hunter).
Manage to clear their board.
Their hand is empty.
I have board control. Maybe even lethal on board.
But that all doesn't matter, because I am at 6 health, and this is exactly the time for them to topfuckingdeck that retarded charging piece of shit.
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I was grinding to rank 5 again today. I'm not sure how some of the players reach rank 6. There were so much obvious misplays, I couldn't believe my eyes. Some decks do play themselves after all.
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Do you guys know Zetalot? The streamer that has been playing priest almost exclusively. Turns out, he hates both razakus and spiteful priest with passion. That's telling something
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Been playing at work the whole day.. My brain hurts after staring into my iPad for so long. Already got 100 gold, can't earn more - still didn't get to move from rank 9 to anywhere higher. I was playing tier 1/2 decks, but this meta is so highroll-based, it's retarded. Didn't get raza/dk/keleseth/spreading plague/silence/good spiteful summoner - you lose 90% of the time.
I don't know, maybe cubelock wins more consistently, but I don't have dust for skull and taldaram, and I won't pay my real money for this game lol. I have a child to feed.
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I was trying to build the similar deck, but using Hadronox and Master Oakheart too. Didn't work out.
Gonna try your list, thanks!
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