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Wild resurrect priest is by far the most broken wild deck out there. 

100% unfun to play against 

super powerful combos

no skill

Can't seem to get past D4 *** stars for 2 days now!!!!

Fucking RNG....suddenly bad match up, bad card draw and the game turn allways in my opponents favor…….

Sick of it!!!

Thx Blizzard

The hilarious thing is today I saw even more DHs than when it was first released. 6 in a row, at which point I stopped playing the game (no, I wasn't getting destroyed, went 3-3). The problem I have with it is that its not like people are experimenting with post nerf DH. No, these were the same old stupid shit, with Battlefiends (which will surely be cut) and no changes to the build at all.

I know - people want to use last moments of it, grind the rank, grind the portrait, blah, blah.  But it's a fucking game! Not a job your life depends on for fuck sake. You don't have to use all measures available to win! Seriously for me it feels like cheating. There's stuff even its creators deemed too strong. Yet you abuse it just because it is still allowed, even though it soon won't be. It's an exploit. And on top of that you are being a dick to people who simply want to enjoy the game. There's no real reason to run old builds of DH now. You are not trying new stuff, so you don't know how the deck will perform just in a few days. There's no learning experience, no knowledge to be gained. In a few days, when meta shifts, you'll just again netdeck the best deck out there like a complete moron without their own brain.

Seriously, I'd like to live a life so careless, so my miserable priorities in life are so fucked up, to a point, where my only goal and achievement in life is some ranks in an online game. 

But instead I have other things to do, so when I enter the game in the meantime between my job and meeting my girlfriend, I face 6 virgins having nothing even remotely more productive to do with their lifes than just being one rank higher in an online game. 

Ok so, check this one out. This afternoon i came from diamond 3.. this night i am stuck at diamond 5, but only because i cannot get any lower.. priests seem to res all their A++ minions and heal 300 hp every fucking turn.. warriors seem to invoke the fuck out of Gala and do 400 dmg to my face every turn.. face hunters, well you know how it feels to get your face raped? well i do! 
It does not matter which deck i use, since my res priest deck draws 2 mass res in a row, on turn 1 and 2... my face hunter is a face retard.. etc etc..

Salty? maybe.. no...! shut up!

What's with all the people playing standard decks in wild this weekend? Besides all the demon hunters (where there's very little to gain from most wild neutral cards, so they're generally just playing the standard builds), it seems like half of non-demon hunters are just playing standard decks. Just played a face hunter (a tier deck with a winrate near 60% for the most popular build), followed by an Obelisk priest, followed by a pure paladin - and didn't see a single wild card between them (besides those randomly generated).

Like, I get that some people would do it for whatever rank-gaining reason they have (they don't have a wild deck and are looking to improve their wild ranking for first-time reaching floor rewards or something), but is that why most people are doing it? It just baffles me - if I wanted to play standard, I'd queue into standard.

That said, I do have to thank the priest. Was happy just to sit back and do a board control game with him so he wouldn't activate quest, and finally got to pull off a closer-to-full version of my Dispatch combo than I have yet (64 face damage in one turn).

From 17 down to 0 in one turn after opponent plays Altruis on an empty board. This is getting fucking ridiculous. In what world is one more mana a superior nerf to just hitting minions instead of face? 

Get your shit together, Blizzard. It's getting tiring

win, lose, win, lose, win, lose, win, lose  laddering like a boss today! great experience. Just the usual rngbullshit

Don't mind me, I'm just posting the daily FUCK YOU to blizzard and the brainless  idiots who playtested Demon Hunter!!!!!!!!

I feel so sad that Blizzard makes millions of players test dummies for brainless Demon Hunter class. Shame on you !

when are the new nerfs coming? tired of losing agains op dh

There is absolutely NOTHING in the world of Hearthstone more frustrating than the fact that in 2020, SIX YEARS after the initial launch of this game, we still have animations that take so long we lose games because we can't act and we still have no fucking option to turn off the animations. Blizzard, if you're reading this, I don't give a flying fuck how pretty your animations are if they take up my entire turn to go off.

Like wtf, how they didn't give proper AoE to warriors? It's so freaking stupid, and they chose to release Bladestorm in the worst meta with full of tokens... make Warpath a basic warrior card already.

They used to be one amazing if not the best to clear those shitty 1/1 and gain advantage from them to the worst class to deal with them. 

Demon hunters in standard are bad enough, given that the tempo build - which is super easy to pilot - has a 65%+ winrate (from lists that have thousands of recorded games played). In wild though? With *exactly* that tempo deck and no changes? Super annoying, when I play wild to - y'know - have wild games (with janky decks at silver ~5, no less).

I just don't even get why. Apparently the list is tier 3 in wild (can only go by TempoStorm; can't find wild stats on HSReplay), and logically speaking a strictly standard deck should do worse in wild - so why not play it in standard where it's dominating?

Then again, a lot of DHs seem to be new players, so they may not have thought that far ahead? /shrug

Edit: ok, I'm beginning to think a lot of potato-level-IQ people are playing Hearthstone. Now it's the exact Galakrond rogue deck from TempoStorm, in wild. Like, WTF people. Why wouldn't you just play it in standard, and have a softer meta? Instead, my janky shit has to go up against these people playing competitive, albeit wrong-meta decks in wild.

Thanks blizz lost 3000 legend rank cuz oh top deck, discover, top deck, discover. Don’t worry my opp never plays for the board. My opp doesn’t play correctly. But they’ll always get exactly what they need on cue to completely fuck me and seal the game. And if not I’ll just draw garbage, garbage, garbage. But hey maybe my rng won’t be bad in packs right? Hahaha the 2 worst legends ive pulled with no meta relevance at all through 50 packs. Damn guess I should’ve spent money instead huh!? No money no good rng anywhere. Battlegrounds use to be good but here’s two shit heroes everytime I play. But if I get “perks” I can get more heroes and better rng guaranteed! What a fucking joke! But here’s a golden rare for your hard efforts champion! Love BLi$$ard. A company that only cares about commie scum (China), diversity quotas, and of course crony capitalism :)

Played a game with my value Galakrond control warrior vs a control priest. Or should I say Cancer priest. He ran Galakrond but had no activators for it. His gameplan was to play Albatross and resurrect it as many times as possible. I kid you not that he shuffled 15-20 fucking bird in my deck. Thankful for me I managed to beat him with fatigue in the end since he had no real pressure and I could handle his stupid mass resurrections and shit with super value with Scion of Ruin and Dragon Breeder and Barista Lynchen.

But holy fuck what a boring cancerous fucking game. Drawing 20 albatrosses is NOT fun. I cant imagine he was having any fun draggin the game out to 30 minutes. He must´ve just get enjoyment out of ruining the game for me and wasting my time.

Stop playing these cancerous fucking decks. Its not fun for anyone and its not even very good.. 

While it is common knowledge that every single aspect of the game is manipulated (ZTG took away any argument to the contrary) it was always at least entertaining to play. Now every game is a YouTube video. Every RNG effect hits perfectly. Discover cards only offer the perfect cards. Draws are always on curve. Every game features a top deck winner. In Battlegrounds the targeting of the minions is insane. They don't even try to hide it anymore. I have all gold heroes and three with over 1,000 wins. But as they have removed all thought and strategy from what was once a great game I think I may shelf this one for a while. The pro streamer Lifecoach saw this coming and quit the game because of it. I think he was just ahead of the curve. 

Altruis the Outcast : this card is so stupid, Even after nerfs, insanely powerful, doing everything at once, tempo, board clear, face damage, stacking outcasts. draw, and topdecking lethal, such a comeback free card, way stronger than zephrys in some cases but without restrictions, who designed that cmn...

Fuck this trash shit game, it's really horrible. I suggest to move on to other games, any ideas?

What the fuck is wrong with Blizzard for allowing this bull shit meta?! If you don't rush mass minions, you lose cause the only cards that can get rid of them cost more then 7! I never see any games go beyond 5th turn! This is such shit and kills any other game play possible