Hearthpwn

If you play bg’s and you’re not a Bli$$ard dick sucking streamer why even bother? You will never have a good rating 

Fuck bli$$ and fuck this quest. Here play as inadequate as possible while having to make sure to also play cards in the worst order possible because you can’t corrupt corruptable cards or it doesn’t count! So fucking goddamn stupid. They just love to be inadequate themselves and watch there player base struggle

I would love to know Bli$$ards reasoning is with Bgs. All the typical bs aside if you are in 8th struggling to survive why do you play first? And then if you win and first goes down why do you play first again?  And when it’s top 5 same scenario. Why do you play first and first again? When you should get the bye. Why does everythint Bli$$ard do make no sense aside from padding there pockets? Again Bli$$ just come out and say this isn’t meant to be a competitive game anymore. Literally all I want from them.

Battlegrounds never fails I’m done. Shit options and hey getting close to death? Here play second! Closer to death? Here play 3rd! Still in 8th and at 2 health? Here play 1st! Fuck you! Admit your pos game is rigged Bli$$ard admit it! There is no doubt in my mind your “patches” are nothing more than rigging cuz as I said when I last posted I’ve lost about 800 mmr since your “patch” which might as well be code for. Did you buy any tavern pass or presales? No? ok well enjoy infinite 5th and 8th place for now on f2p bitch! Have top four’d maybe twice since the patch and that’s it. It is literally impossible to top for me now. Get a good deck? Well rng will make sure to fuck you. Good rng? The well so to speak will dry up immediately after a few rounds and you will start getting crushed.

It’s not random it’s always pig

It’s so rich playing in bg and every machine player for some reason grabs pirate ship. I guess it’s for when everytime they also have multiple 3/2 that gain shields when machines are sum it can spawn the 6/6 that counts as everything along with the 6/7 that’s buffs board when a pirate swings! It’s oh so lucky and what’s that I was at 27? Oh no no no you are at zero now boyo! 5th place! 5th place! 5th place again and again and again! Bg is some sack of shit lost over 700 mmr since this great patch of shit because you know 27 dmg out of nowhere and 5th place! 

Never fails with me as well every patch my mmr takes a complete dump. Lost about 700 since the patch. But not streamers of course their luck just gets better!  Every game is the same shit. 3 massive hits in a row and i die. Thanks to perfect rng from my opp and this is usually early to mid late game as well. And why the fuck if you are 7-8th place do you play first when you’re struggling to live. Then if you win and are still 7-8 you then play second or who just became first? Why the fuck is this a thing? And I’m sick of being given heroes that are shit or for example the murloc one or jaraxxus and here you need murlocs? Not given a single one. You need demons well here’s murlocs! Why can’t bli$$ard just have a game where it’s not drowning in rng? It’s just sad. Have a game where grinding and playing better actually rewards you. Not where a “pro” can lose to a complete newb. You know how games use to be and the world where you get rewarded actually for your merits and not how many breaks you are given. What a concept!

Ah it’s so fun being f2p and taking 20 plus dmg for consecutive turns constantly against bming payfags who are given there rng in battlegrounds. 5th place, 5th place, 5th place. 

Sick and fucking tired of people being completely out of resources either aggro in 4-5 turns or any other deck then just like a god send ahhhhhh from the heavens the perfect card ever single time. Wow such skill bli$$ard. Hey ever know why the streamers and former non shills with a conscious stopped playing your game? Hm just can’t put my finger on it....

Rigged ass pos game. Coin flip as game starts. You pay real money congrats you get better rng. You’re a streamer Bli$$ard dick sucker? You get better rng. Or if neither it’s 50/50 winner of that flip gets all the rng period.

All I want is for Bli$$ard to stop acting like this is some competitive game. It hasn’t been for years. It’s always who gets lucky, who sacks, who’s rng is better. Period. And I’m fucking sick of them acting contrary. Every loss always the same. Wow lucky top deck, wow lucky discover, wow drew the best half of my deck. Blow me bli$$ard your diversity globohomo money hungry bs ruined something that was once great.

I’m so fucking sick of infinite second place in battlegrounds! So fucking sick of having a better deck but oh look bob offers my opp nothing but poisons then oh perfect hit oh perfect hit oh perfect hit so fucking sick of it! Sorry Bli$$ I don’t buy your stupid battlepass so I’m not allowed to get first place!! Fuck you

Who plays standard anymore? All I play against is stupid retard combo decks who everytime I have lethal oh wow great top deck. Oh wow great top deck saving you again and again. Til they get their little haha you lose scrub combo. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 100 percent luck is allllllllllll this game is now. Good job Bli$$ turning this once great game that could not possibly fail into a zoomer/millennial version of a casino. And in the end they completely failed. Modernity is so awesome

Glad to hear it was just this and not my phone itself!

Legend sure would be easy if Bli$$ would ever explain what it takes to get 11 stars bcuz it’s impossible for me to get it no matter how I end on ladder. Sure is fun to be one win away from legend then aww sorry you have to pay your dues! You can have a plus 10 on your opp but that’s ok they’ll top deck back to back cards to insta fuck you and kill you. Including leeroy! So much fun! And totally random not an ounce of fuckery!