Hearthpwn

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I'm fairly convinced a drooling imbecile that spent their youth eating crayons and elmers glue in between licking school bus windows can pilot that broken deck to Legend. I'm done. Peace.

I spilled my water on the table 

fuck expansions, give me actual casual.  i will pay. 

fuck you blizzard. I started playing arena not just because magic is a far superior game...(and please ass tards who are going to start lecturing me about how not to compare the games hold your shitty tongues) but because you know...pay attention to how a magic draft works and FIX THE FUCKING ARENA YOU ASSHOLES. ACTUALLY DON'T BECAUSE I JUST WON'T FUCKING PLAY ANYMORE> HOW THE FUCK I AM NOT OFFERED HIGHER THAN A 6 DROP AND ONLY ONE FUCKING 6 DROP AT THAT> MY FUCKING GREAT AUNT WHO CAN'T SEE, WALK AND BREATHE BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ALIVE HAS MORE BALANCE THAN THIS FUCKING MONEY GRAB PIECE OF SHIT GAME> FUCK YOUR CODE FUCK YOUR GAME AND ABSOLUTELY MOST OF ALL FUCK YOU.

played against bomb warrior as control warrior

was at 9 HP when all the bombs exploded and FINALLY gets FUCKING DR BOOM at my last 4 cards

12 turns in and NOT A SINGLE ARMOR HERO POWER, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE, WHILE MY OPPONENT CONSISTENLY ROLLS LASER HERO POWER LIKE 5 TIMES, fucking bullshit rng fiesta garbage honestly

Rogues are ruining this fucking game for me. Rank 5 rogue, rogue, rogue, rogue these stupid bitches have answers to EVERYTHING!!!!! prep raiding party. Or backstack prep raiding party 2 fee 3/3 taunts. And the new rogue lackey card is fucking BS what was blizzard thinking printing that card that give rogue TWO LAKEYS!?!?!? And why the hell does it have 5 health! The 5 health makes it way to sticky. 

I play hearthstone religiously but I'm taking a break not sure when I’ll come back, it’s the worst it’s been in a long time, all I get matched against are Druid’s, and bomb warrior and I get absolutely no luck, hearthstone used to be so good but now it’s completely fucked 

a fuckin men.

Is Maiev a female Orc under her helmet? Cause there's no way she isn't with all this SMOrc 

bomb warrior must be nerfed immediately or else hearthstone is fucked.

really fuckin good and interactive system where your choice against bomb warrior is

a) lose the game

b) lose the game

fun and interactive since you get to choose

Was playing tempo rogue when i queued into another tempo rogue (yay 14th mirror match). Long story short, I own while emoting the entire time because I'm sick and fucking tired of warrior warrior warrior warrior warrior rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue druid rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue hunter mage rogue rogue rogue. He added me and said, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING ROGUE? GO PLAY PALADIN OR PRIEST YOU FUCKING LOSER. WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING PALADIN ANYMORE WTF?!? STOP COPYING META DECKS GO MAKE A DECK WITH THOSE CLASSES SO I CAN BEAT YOU".

ME - ._.

vargoth double swipe double blessing in the top 13, my fault for not playing around it.

i should have played around it by drawing better than perfectly, and drawing cards that both arent in my deck and dont even exist.

i play perfectly

i dont get the armor option for 7 turns in a row

i dodge leeroy for 7 turns in a row

i finally get the armor option

he topdecks leeroy

So sick of EVIL Miscreant. I got too greedy with Witch’s Brew here and misplayed, but still salty.

they always get the 2 dmg lackey lol

what deck rewards perfect play with a win? 

so fuckgni tired of this shit.

why is this every goddamned mage opening now

Fucking nerf rogue and hunter into oblivion already!! FUCK THEM!

You know something's wrong when you decide to include some terrible techs in your deck in order to have a slightly bigger chance to win: have you ever heard of 2 Mana Hunter's Mark in a Midrange Hunter? Well, now you have.