Hearthpwn

ooo boy, control warrior matchup, opponent only has 1 elysiana BUT GUES WHAT? HE GETS CHEF NOMI OUT OPF THAT FUCKING ELYSIANA AND REKT THE FUCK OUTTA ME, FUCK THIS SHIT CLOWN FIESTA GAME

problem is, they make edwin so huge without spending a real card (lackeys), and discounted cards (vendetta, prep, bounced back something from waggle pick, 0 mana dread corsairs) while still removing enemy threats. yeah edwin is fine but prep, vendetta for (0), miscreant, waggle pick is not fine

Problem with rogues right now is:

- Classic set too good (prep, backstab, SI:7, Edwin, ETC) thats basically used in every rogues deck there is every expansion

- Too many value generator whilst maintaining tempo (blink fox, hench clan thug, evil miscreant, ETC)

- Too many cheap card that have insane effects (backstab, vendetta, prep, deadly poison, etc) especially with lackeys nowaday

- EDWIN FUCKING VAN CLEEF

but is rogue really problematic right now? yes and no
for me, rogue right now is in the same place as hunter and druid (just look at those two matchups winrate and its basically the same as rogue)
IF rogue gets nerfed again, probably people just switch into bomb hunter or token druid and people will scream to nerf those two too.

But still it doesnt justify that rogue is not OP as hell right now. For me if blizzard want to nerf rogue it will be just nerfing vendetta to (1) mana instead of (0) or nerfing miscreant to 1/4. just a small change but would make rogue matchup more interactive at least.

and please just HoF prep next expansion.

played against bomb warrior as control warrior

was at 9 HP when all the bombs exploded and FINALLY gets FUCKING DR BOOM at my last 4 cards

12 turns in and NOT A SINGLE ARMOR HERO POWER, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE, WHILE MY OPPONENT CONSISTENLY ROLLS LASER HERO POWER LIKE 5 TIMES, fucking bullshit rng fiesta garbage honestly

oooo boy, control warrior mirror

opponent: coin into dr boom turn 6

me: dr boom last 3 cards in the deck

FML

theres actually a person asshole enough to INTENTIONALLY ROPES EVERY TURN. Literally every.goddamn.turn, never touching that end turn button, just wait until that rope burns out. I really hope blizzard would do something about this and actually implement punishment for people like this.

edit: this game ended in 58 minutes btw

i recently just played control warrior, you know kinda tired of control warrior so ill try it myself

first game, queued against tess rogue with tak, shuffled 40 ACADEMIC ESPIONAGE CARDS, GET 2 DR BOOM HERO CARDS OUT OF 12 CARDS, SHUFFLED 13 COPIES OF BLINK FOX FROM TOGWAGGLE SCHEME, on top of that hes getting like every godlike cards you could imagine from blink fox LIKE 1 DR BOOM HERO CARD, 2 EXECUTE, 2 SHIELD SLAM, 1 GROM, 1 BRAWL, 1 WARPATH, and needless to say my soul was crushed by that game

move on to 2nd game, was against another warrior, bomb control warrior. he gets Dr boom turn 6, always get armor up and delivery drone, was 60+ health in total entire game and actually have elysiana in his deck. Well i run elysiana too and brewmaster to bounce her back, he (my opponent) was already at 2 fatigue when i used my elysiana. And then he used his elysiana AND ACTUALLY GET OMEGA ASSEMBLY. Now to top that, when he actually fall into fatigue with no elysiana left, while i still have 8 cards in my deck (2nd elysiana) HE ACTUALLY PULLED MECHATHUN , THE ONLY LAST CARD IN HIS HAND, MECHATHUN FROM ELYSIANA FUCKING OMEGA ASSEMBLY.

FUCK CONTROL WARRIOR FUCK THIS SHIT WASTED 1 HOUR OF MY TIME FOR NOTHING