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how am i supposed to climb ladder when opponents draw perfectly in nearly every game? 

i swear to god legend is pure luck.

You know? I used to complain about losing to op classes whatever meta I was playing in (Pirate Warrior, Tempo Mage, Any druid archetype). But I finally realized my problem. I wasn't playing druid. Dusted all my paladin and shaman cards since fuck those shit fuck trash classes. As if they'll ever get a decent control deck. And I made as many druid cards as I can and played a few games of staraligner druid...HOLY JESUS FUCK. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING?!!? 

I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO THOSE GARBAGE CLASSES. I AM MAINING DRUID AF AF NOW. LITERALLY I CAN PLAY ANY DECK I WANT AND HAVE DECENT CARD DRAW NOT SOME FUCKING DRAW 2 CARDS OVERLOAD 2 MANA IN SHAMAN. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN'T EVEN GET DECENT CARD DRAW IN SHAMAN!? LMFAO. 

But i don't care. honestly hearthstone is so much more fun now that im not trying to make garbage decks for classes that are absolute shite. Playing druid is actually the most fun ive ever had. 

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draw rng is extremely frustrating.  im losing to absolute garbage decks because i fail to draw early and mid game tempo cards.  my deck is built around having a strong early and mid game tempo.

 Draw is random?  Drawbot is crying as we speak.

Played a rope opponent who apparently had the Blizzcon cardback.  You'd think someone that spent $50 would not rope... 

I'm certain that some players have a way to see what secret I have out. Or what cards I have in my hand. There can be no other explanation for perfectly playing around everything I have in the perfect order every time.

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If you play Druid you're a boring cunt

 You misspelled Mage.

 You misspelled Warrior.

I just love when people roping for no reason, especially fucking warriors. Are you really that retarded that you need full amount of time to make a move in a game that every kid can understand?

Hmm It's round 5 what should I do?? Eh I will just rope the shit out of him and play Direhorn Hatchling

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my fault for not playing around topdeck stalker

goddamn i fucking hate myself so much

I usually keep quiet about this, but man, you're playing a strong netdeck against another netdeck, and you're mad because he drew a card? You know these scenarios happen to yourself too, right? In the post before, your're mocking aggro decks for being brainless. There isn't too much thought in a deck like Evenlock either. You just tap till you get Mountain Giant, or drop minions if you don't. I get it if you're mad about netdecks in Casual, I hate that too. But you're on rank 5, playing against someone who's rank 6, who probably has been trying to get rank 5 for a long time.

Don't get me wrong, you can post what you want here, but it's the minute you downgrade other users to brainless while playing brainless decks yourself, things get, in the words of everyone's favorite gnome, icky. Again, netdecking in Casual is lame, but flooding the thread with every little bad thing that happens to you while on RANKED ladder, is just getting annoying. I like reading through this thread, but prefer to see more than one user per page.

 Gotta love that moment when someone is SO CONSTANTLY OBNOXIOUS about the game that other players are outraged by the BabyRage level... in the Ultimate Salt Thread. Don’t change, Kaladin!

 Hodor is that you

Watching girlfriend on an arena run. We think she has a pretty decent Paladin deck. 

First battle she faces ? Basically a constructed tempo mage with not one, not two, but THREE Mana Worms in the first 4 turns.

Fuck right off.

How many OTK combo decks are there now... it's getting silly. I fully expect the upcoming balance changes to also rename the game Combostone.

Everybody is busy with hating combo druids on wild and they forgot about Barnes. That card is the only reason I stopped playing wild. One of the most cancerous cards ever and I am sure it will not be nerfed tomorrow. Another 6 months of big priest cancer.

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Everybody is busy with hating combo druids on wild and they forgot about Barnes. That card is the only reason I stopped playing wild. One of the most cancerous cards ever and I am sure it will not be nerfed tomorrow. Another 6 months of big priest cancer.

 I don't care about Barnes because Big Priest is disgusting even without him, people don't seem to get that. Psychmelon on the other hand forces everyone to put Dirty Rats in their decks.

lost because i didnt silence a goblin bomb....

Decide to play mechtunlock at rank 5. First game: Controlock with demonic project. Second game: An other mechtunlock. Third game: A strange combo priest with the 4/7, argent commander and the spell that gives +2/+2. Fourth game: A strange midrange warlock with an aggro early with keleseth and all the demons like voidlord, dreadlord etc (plus the weapon). 

However the ladder is full of hunters, zoos, odd rogues, odd paladins, druids, tempo mages, etc etc. But yep, this is just a pure coincidence and the ladder is not rigged at all.

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Everybody is busy with hating combo druids on wild and they forgot about Barnes. That card is the only reason I stopped playing wild. One of the most cancerous cards ever and I am sure it will not be nerfed tomorrow. Another 6 months of big priest cancer.

 I don't care about Barnes because Big Priest is disgusting even without him, people don't seem to get that. Psychmelon on the other hand forces everyone to put Dirty Rats in their decks.

You should be playing Dirty Rat anyway due to Reno Lock & Reno Mage. When combined with Brann you can easily remove the value from super greedy control decks.

It is also good against control priest by possibly pulling out their N'Zoth.

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Decide to play mechtunlock at rank 5. First game: Controlock with demonic project. Second game: An other mechtunlock. Third game: A strange combo priest with the 4/7, argent commander and the spell that gives +2/+2. Fourth game: A strange midrange warlock with an aggro early with keleseth and all the demons like voidlord, dreadlord etc (plus the weapon). 

However the ladder is full of hunters, zoos, odd rogues, odd paladins, druids, tempo mages, etc etc. But yep, this is just a pure coincidence and the ladder is not rigged at all.

If ladder was rigged it wouldn't give you mirror matches that give you a neutral chance to win and it wouldn't give you random off-meta decks that aren't on the tier list.

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Decide to play mechtunlock at rank 5. First game: Controlock with demonic project. Second game: An other mechtunlock. Third game: A strange combo priest with the 4/7, argent commander and the spell that gives +2/+2. Fourth game: A strange midrange warlock with an aggro early with keleseth and all the demons like voidlord, dreadlord etc (plus the weapon). 

However the ladder is full of hunters, zoos, odd rogues, odd paladins, druids, tempo mages, etc etc. But yep, this is just a pure coincidence and the ladder is not rigged at all.

If ladder was rigged it wouldn't give you mirror matches that give you a neutral chance to win and it wouldn't give you random off-meta decks that aren't on the tier list.

 I have trouble believing that too but when a fact is noted by many different people at different moments and several times, it's no longer called a coincidence.

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Everybody is busy with hating combo druids on wild and they forgot about Barnes. That card is the only reason I stopped playing wild. One of the most cancerous cards ever and I am sure it will not be nerfed tomorrow. Another 6 months of big priest cancer.

 I don't care about Barnes because Big Priest is disgusting even without him, people don't seem to get that. Psychmelon on the other hand forces everyone to put Dirty Rats in their decks.

You should be playing Dirty Rat anyway due to Reno Lock & Reno Mage. When combined with Brann you can easily remove the value from super greedy control decks.

It is also good against control priest by possibly pulling out their N'Zoth.

 Coincidentally, all decks that I play already run Dirty Rat (5 of them, 3 have Brann also), but I can't imagine what it's like for other people who are trying to play non-control decks

no clue how even warlock is actually viable.  every single deck in the meta completely destroys it.

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Decide to play mechtunlock at rank 5. First game: Controlock with demonic project. Second game: An other mechtunlock. Third game: A strange combo priest with the 4/7, argent commander and the spell that gives +2/+2. Fourth game: A strange midrange warlock with an aggro early with keleseth and all the demons like voidlord, dreadlord etc (plus the weapon). 

However the ladder is full of hunters, zoos, odd rogues, odd paladins, druids, tempo mages, etc etc. But yep, this is just a pure coincidence and the ladder is not rigged at all.

If ladder was rigged it wouldn't give you mirror matches that give you a neutral chance to win and it wouldn't give you random off-meta decks that aren't on the tier list.

 I have trouble believing that too but when a fact is noted by many different people at different moments and several times, it's no longer called a coincidence.

 It’s called confirmation bias. You remember the times you have bad matchups but forget the ones you actually win. What about the opponent facing you? Why did they get a good matchup? Is it because they spent more money? Are you willing to say that matchups are based on how much money you’ve spent?

No because thats not the case. Matchmaking is RANDOM, it just feels like it’s skewed against you because the times it fucks you over are more memorable than the times you win.