Doing a Hunter arena, playing against Paladin (what a surprise) who literally topdecks every perfect card immediately. First of all, I have a Lost Tallstrider on board and a Ram Wrangler for next turn. He draws Mad Bomber, all 3 hit the Tallstrider and he uses his Light's Justice to kill it. I play a Sludge Belcher which will trade with his entire board, but he draws Aldor Peacekeeper. I get ahead on board, he topdecks consecration. I gain back tempo with Northsea Kraken, he draws Keeper of Uldaman. I finally get ahead on board again, he draws KEL'THUZAD. Finally, I've stabilized and have lethal with numerous draws (Kill Command, Quick Shot, Argent Horserider, Leokk or Huffer from Animal Companion) and the opponent just goes face, of course I don't draw my lethal. Whatever, I trade again, and set up lethal the next turn. Paladin topdecks Truesilver Champion and kills me. In my opinion Hunter is the weakest arena class right now, I really hope in the next expansion Blizzard gives Paladin shitty cards and other classes cards that will actually make them playable in arena.
Do you know what i REALLY HATE, and i want to rip this people apart, not literarly, but in RL:
People WHO HAVE LETHAL BUT WAIT UNTIL ROPE TO FINISH SOMEONE OFF.
Druid, double combo with emperor but wait until ROPE until he uses it. THIS PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY THE WORST OF THE WORST, PURE A****LES. And today's not the only time it happened. Blizzard should finally implement a code when a druid has double combo but wait until rope until he uses it (when the enemy does NOT have a taunt on board), the account get banned for life.
Why? Why is it so fucking hard for Blizzard to hear our prayers - and NERF that Secret-Potato-din to the mothereffin ground?? - Cause Blizzard President is playing Secret-Paladin him self.... There is no other explanation for leaving such a braindead-retardo deck alive for this long...
Why? Why is it so fucking hard for Blizzard to hear our prayers - and NERF that Secret-Potato-din to the mothereffin ground?? - Cause Blizzard President is playing Secret-Paladin him self.... There is no other explanation for leaving such a braindead-retardo deck alive for this long...
Please, please, pleeease. Potatos have dignity too. Stop with your assumptions that they are behind secret fuckadin. Potatos deserve some love. :( :( :( :(
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock.
3) rogue mill decks and priests with thoughtsteal - you lose all repeat from me if you're running that shit
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock.
3) rogue mill decks and priests with thoughtsteal - you lose all repeat from me if you're running that shit
But Thoughtsteal is essentially a staple in Priest. In reality 90% of Thoughtsteals just clogs the hand with useless shit.
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I'm Playing: Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS, Azami Control in EDH
This guy musts be RNGesus' fucking little cumguzzling bitch. Not only was his RNG godly, mine was utter shit.
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"They turned him toward the new-found prodigies of science, bidding him find wonder in the atom’s vortex and mystery in the sky’s dimensions. And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation."
Can we please fucking deal with the cancer that is Paladin? MC and Divine Favor are broken bullshit and are somehow even more brainless than the last several iterations of cancer in this game. Strongly considering selling my account because of how unfun this is getting and how poorly Blizzard handles balancing. I don't think I know of a company that handles balancing worse than Blizzard.
On a win-streak...lose to a kid playing zoo..who got a perfect draw.
*sigh*...I feel like a majority of people playing this game wouldn't even compare to a mentally handicapped chimp if the two were to take an IQ test..play something that requires more thought than just "derp..me see card, me play card, me go face, me win."
"They turned him toward the new-found prodigies of science, bidding him find wonder in the atom’s vortex and mystery in the sky’s dimensions. And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation."
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock.
3) rogue mill decks and priests with thoughtsteal - you lose all repeat from me if you're running that shit
But Thoughtsteal is essentially a staple in Priest. In reality 90% of Thoughtsteals just clogs the hand with useless shit.
Nah - I've piloted priest to around rank 10 more than a few times without running thoughtsteal - I just consider it to be a scummy card to run. It does mean you're heavily disadvantaged in any mirror match against the fucks that do run it though. Run thoughtsteal , rope, play a mill deck, play secret pally, no respect from me idc what rank you get to. And I have played it myself - it's definitely NOT useless 90% of the time - maybe 1/3 - I would say 1/3 of the time its merely useful and 1/3 of the time it contributes to strongly a win. YMMV I guess. But whatever - dick card.
Honestly starting to consider quitting the game altogether until they nerf MC. I just played 12 games at rank 4, 8 of them were against paladins, and 2 of them against midrange druid(another deck I don't exactly love to play against). And this has basically been my hearthstone experience for the past few weeks.
There's 9(NINE) fucking classes on this game. Don't fucking tell me it's normal that you play against the same deck over 50% of your games.
Honestly starting to consider quitting the game altogether until they nerf MC. I just played 12 games at rank 4, 8 of them were against paladins, and 2 of them against midrange druid(another deck I don't exactly love to play against). And this has basically been my hearthstone experience for the past few weeks.
There's 9(NINE) fucking classes on this game. Don't fucking tell me it's normal that you play against the same deck over 50% of your games.
Honestly starting to consider quitting the game altogether until they nerf MC. I just played 12 games at rank 4, 8 of them were against paladins, and 2 of them against midrange druid(another deck I don't exactly love to play against). And this has basically been my hearthstone experience for the past few weeks.
There's 9(NINE) fucking classes on this game. Don't fucking tell me it's normal that you play against the same deck over 50% of your games.
Were you playing Druid?
Doing a Hunter arena, playing against Paladin (what a surprise) who literally topdecks every perfect card immediately. First of all, I have a Lost Tallstrider on board and a Ram Wrangler for next turn. He draws Mad Bomber, all 3 hit the Tallstrider and he uses his Light's Justice to kill it. I play a Sludge Belcher which will trade with his entire board, but he draws Aldor Peacekeeper. I get ahead on board, he topdecks consecration. I gain back tempo with Northsea Kraken, he draws Keeper of Uldaman. I finally get ahead on board again, he draws KEL'THUZAD. Finally, I've stabilized and have lethal with numerous draws (Kill Command, Quick Shot, Argent Horserider, Leokk or Huffer from Animal Companion) and the opponent just goes face, of course I don't draw my lethal. Whatever, I trade again, and set up lethal the next turn. Paladin topdecks Truesilver Champion and kills me. In my opinion Hunter is the weakest arena class right now, I really hope in the next expansion Blizzard gives Paladin shitty cards and other classes cards that will actually make them playable in arena.
I wish Valeera had tentacles for arms
Do you know what i REALLY HATE, and i want to rip this people apart, not literarly, but in RL:
People WHO HAVE LETHAL BUT WAIT UNTIL ROPE TO FINISH SOMEONE OFF.
Druid, double combo with emperor but wait until ROPE until he uses it. THIS PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY THE WORST OF THE WORST, PURE A****LES. And today's not the only time it happened. Blizzard should finally implement a code when a druid has double combo but wait until rope until he uses it (when the enemy does NOT have a taunt on board), the account get banned for life.
Why? Why is it so fucking hard for Blizzard to hear our prayers - and NERF that Secret-Potato-din to the mothereffin ground?? - Cause Blizzard President is playing Secret-Paladin him self.... There is no other explanation for leaving such a braindead-retardo deck alive for this long...
is crackle boken i have used 16 i a row all did 3 dmg wtf?
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Three things that make me extremely salty
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock.
3) rogue mill decks and priests with thoughtsteal - you lose all repeat from me if you're running that shit
I'm Playing:
Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS,
Azami Control in EDH
Current Warframe Main: Mesa Prime
Pretty much sums up my decline from rank 5 to 7.
I wish Valeera had tentacles for arms
With my home-brewed Reno grinder mage…
I've lost 10 consecutive games with Mage...tempo, mid-range, mech, freeze, dragon. It doesn't matter. I cannot seem to win
This guy musts be RNGesus' fucking little cumguzzling bitch. Not only was his RNG godly, mine was utter shit.
"They turned him toward the new-found prodigies of science, bidding him find wonder in the atom’s vortex and mystery in the sky’s dimensions. And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation."
Lol There are Sooooooooooo many Paladins.
Can we please fucking deal with the cancer that is Paladin? MC and Divine Favor are broken bullshit and are somehow even more brainless than the last several iterations of cancer in this game. Strongly considering selling my account because of how unfun this is getting and how poorly Blizzard handles balancing. I don't think I know of a company that handles balancing worse than Blizzard.
Greetings.
On a win-streak...lose to a kid playing zoo..who got a perfect draw.
*sigh*...I feel like a majority of people playing this game wouldn't even compare to a mentally handicapped chimp if the two were to take an IQ test..play something that requires more thought than just "derp..me see card, me play card, me go face, me win."
"They turned him toward the new-found prodigies of science, bidding him find wonder in the atom’s vortex and mystery in the sky’s dimensions. And when he had failed to find these boons in things whose laws are known and measurable, they told him he lacked imagination, and was immature because he preferred dream-illusions to the illusions of our physical creation."
Honestly starting to consider quitting the game altogether until they nerf MC. I just played 12 games at rank 4, 8 of them were against paladins, and 2 of them against midrange druid(another deck I don't exactly love to play against). And this has basically been my hearthstone experience for the past few weeks.
There's 9(NINE) fucking classes on this game. Don't fucking tell me it's normal that you play against the same deck over 50% of your games.