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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from TallAr92 >>
    Quote from clawz161 >>
    Quote from TallAr92 >>

    Tired of meta decks and losing against them? Give this deck a try :)

     Tired of meta decks? Play MECH PALADIN XDDD

     Its not midrange mech paladin ;) Its totally different deck man :P

     Wrong thread buddy.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from KingCarnage >>

    This thread isn't for arguments.

    Especially stupid ones.

     I mean... purposely being a prick is something to be called out for. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from Apoc7 >>
    Quote from Pathod >>

    Hearthstone (especially Casual mode) is full of assholes and REALLY stupid people. I had a quest to play 100 Murlocs and of course my idiot Big Priest and Even Shaman opponents don't realize that I'm just playing weak Murlocs and draw for a fucking quest, there is absolutely no way I can kill them and I would have conceded anyway after playing them, but no, the degenerate imbecile cretins have to kill me on turn 4 even though I'm not even attacking them. Shout out to one Jade Shaman who let me play my stuff and cleared my board, you're the MVP, all of the other guys can go fuck themselves.

     Are you seriously complaining about people killing you asap? Do you not realize your opponent probably hates you as much as you hate them BECAUSE you are wasting their time by not playing a legit deck to give them a fun challenge. Why should they be obligated to waste their time to let you complete your quest. I and many others would rather get the match over with ASAP so I can actually find a real opponent.

     CASUAL DUDE. CASUAL! IT'S IN THE FUCKING NAME! It'S WHERE PEOPLE GO TO PLAY BAD DECKS FOR QUESTS.  If you want a real opponent go on ladder instead of farming casual for wins. 

    You don't have to be so much of a prick. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from Solarsurge >>

    This expansion was fun for a while because there are some pretty cool new cards. However, a VAST majority of these games are decided by a simple RNG coin toss. Whether it's who has the better opening hand, like Token Druid or Zoo Warlock getting the absolute nuts and slaughtering you by turn 5 before you can develop anything on the board, Khadgar Mage getting a board full of giants on turn 5 because you don't draw answers in time, etc...or Waggle Pick Rogues...

    **Simple math for the HS Development team: Waggle Pick on turn 4, Leeroy + Waggle Pick bounce turn 5, 3 mana Leeroy + Shadowstep + 3 mana Leeroy on turn 6...that's 26 damage from 3 cards...add a Prep-Eviscerate anywhere in there for a full 30 damage in 3 turns using only 5 cards, all possible by turn 6. Fun fact: There's only 1 class in the entire game that can directly heal that much HP back in 5 turns and it's not even Priest, it's Druid. You can run all the weapon removal or all the taunts you want, but sometimes the game just decides to put it all in the bottom of the deck. If no answer, you lose. Period.**

    I watched a 40 minute game where a Control Warrior COMPLETELY outplayed a Big Shaman the entire game. The Shaman made obvious misplays almost every turn. The Warrior made ZERO. However, the Shaman just kept getting Lucky Witch's Brews from Hagatha plus a disgusting 2 extra Walking Fountains and 2 extra Shudderwocks from Elysiana. In the end, despite the fact that the Warrior straight up outplayed the Shaman in every conceivable way, answering everything the Shaman threw out with precision and skill, trading flawlessly, maintaining board control for the entire 40 minutes of the game, staying at 30+ health while the Shaman was on the brink of death most of the game, the Shaman got a lucky RNG roll on his 5th or 6th copy of Big Bad Voodoo (from Hagatha) on an extra copy of Shudderwock (from Elysiana), rolled Deathwing, put Windfury (from Hagatha) on it, and the Warrior just ran out of answers.

    Just to put that game into a good analogy that describes the level of competitiveness, it would be like watching Lebron James play against a child in a completely unfair "ranked" game, Lebron outscoring the child 200 to 0, then at the end of the game the child gets a chance to be awarded 201 points and the win for taking one shot backward, over his head, across the court and having it go into the basket. That's not "sport." That's a joke.

    It's not even possible to escape the shit show of turn 5 victories or 40 minute slug fests on ladder and play "fun" decks in casual anymore because it's has become the practice ground for people who want to "learn" Tier 1 net decks without losing their precious rank points. With top ladder finishers getting Tournament invites with insane prize pools, Twitch streamers making ridiculous sums of money, and Hearthstone being a competitive e-sport, laddering has become a profession. However, Hearthstone's ladder doesn't even have the same rules as the actual tournament, yet the results of the ladder determine who competes in the tournaments. What in the actual fuck?

    Anyway, the point of this whole rant is I have always thoroughly enjoyed Hearthstone and have always wanted badly for this game to actually be what it pretends to be -- a competitive game that involves using your brain to actually outplay your opponent and win, but with more interactive gameplay and cooler animations than other CCGs. I don't know if anyone else feels the same way or took the time to read all that, but anyway...I wanted to vent.  

     Oh my god this. Endlessly this.

    I used to love hearthstone because the decks back then all had limited resources, so it was a matter of being able to find subtle ways to get more value from your cards. I really missed Gadgetzan meta, where the Renolock matchup was one of the hardest matchups to master.

    But now every game is just a match between an unstoppable force and an immovable object. In wild, rogues have infinitely large weapons, priests can shit out an endless stream of fatties, warriors can end up with ten billion armour. And blizzard doesn’t even bat an eye while they nerfed Lackey for being able to cheat out stuff to early and how that’s unfun. 

    Blizzard’s design philosophy is a shit show. They always want to put more power and OP mechanics in the game, but they never ever had any idea of printing good answers. In fact, the reason why control decks in wild has been declining is because they just haven’t printed a good control card since Lord Godfrey, and most control decks don’t even have a chance against the top tier decks in wild rn because all of them are some kind of infinite value bs.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    5-2 Arena, played a guy who went On the Hunt into Hyena into Carrion Grub into Houndmaster. Asked him about his deck and he said he had 15 beasts plus 3 hyenas.

    Like idk man, but I think you have to really suck dick to lose 2 games with constructed midrange hunter.

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    posted a message on Barista Lynchen
    Quote from SoupCan51 >>

    "We've got a latte for... uh... Myjawsthatbite Myclawsthatcatch?"

     Uhh you forgot my 'snicker snacks'. 

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    posted a message on Vendetta

    In view, a humble vaudevillian rogue spell cast vicariously as both Wing Blast and Scorch by the vile vicissitudes of lazy Blizzur card design.  

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from ZomDude >>

    After a few games today I've noticed this much. Has control returned as the new meta?

     If it has I'm hauling my golden Gul'dan ass back to standard. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    Well. The only gold I saw today was the gold I spent on the packs.

    The only purple I saw was the colour of the packs.

    I did only open 5 packs BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT!

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from Kaladin >>

    i think im maknig a mistake thinkign i can play fun decks in casual.

    either that or its time to admit im a piece of shit who dserves nothign but bad things in my life and htis is some sort of punishment.

    edit: give me a fucknig break.

    you dont fucking know what bad luck is until youve seen a day of my games.

     

    Quote from Kaladin >>

    i think im maknig a mistake thinkign i can play fun decks in casual.

    either that or its time to admit im a piece of shit who dserves nothign but bad things in my life and htis is some sort of punishment.

    edit: give me a fucknig break.

    you dont fucking know what bad luck is until youve seen a day of my games.

     I really don’t think you can qualify people curving out as ‘bad luck’.

     

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    The best arena decks aren’t at 11-0, they’re at 2-2  or 3-2, piloted by idiots who got carried by raw card power.

    Also stop giving me elemental synergy cards in Mage arena and then only offering like 3 decent elementals. Bonus points for picks where it’s elemental synergy or hot garbage.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from StholidCardsth >>
    Quote from Jheromes >>

    Fuck this game. Seriously, F U C K this game. Holy holy fuck. I have been playing this piece of shit since beta, but I honestly can't say I had any fun over the last -like what- 2 years? But I keep playing out of habit. Nothing major, just casual; rides on the subway, in the bathroom, a random game inbetween etc. but there isn't a place in this game for average hobo's like me.

    oh yeah, did I say FUCK THIS GAME yet?

    Why should I play this piece of shit if I'm not having fun? Fucking Hunter, fucking Jaina with her bullshit elementals and don't remind me about last year's Warlock with the fucking Voidlord and bullshit OP DK card.

    FUCK THIS GAME I'M DONE.

     No sympathy from me tough guy. Its your own fault for still playing

     Dude. Calm down with aggrevating replies. Let people tilt in peace. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from xGwyneth74x >>

    Rotation cannot happen soon enough! I can't wait to see Priest completely gutted and barely playable! Screw them, screw their stupid quest, screw their deck stealing - screw every last one of those god forsaken decks! 

    "Oh, let's seance Amara so I NEVER die!"

    Just FOUR more wins until golden portrait but I have to be plagued with this BS. 

     

     Bitch pls in wild theyjust got more resurrect bullshit.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2

    New legendary for big priest.

    gg guys. Gg

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place! V2
    Quote from Shadowrisen >>

    Not speaking to anyone here, but I just went through a 20 game stretch from Rank 5 to 2 going 16-4.  So, I should be in the pepper thread, right?

    No!

    I played a number of the usual suspects, but I also got a Burgle Rogue and 3 seemingly-identical copies of Rush Warrior, and something occurred to me.  You always hear about how it's so awful to play a good deck because of lack of originality, but I realized people playing "fun" decks are still copying decks.  Yeah, I watch Kibler too, I know where that Shaman deck came from.  Yes, I watch Thijs too, I know where your Druid deck came from.

    Hypocritical shit stains.  16-4 . . . eat it.

     Yea but again, there's nothing wrong with seeing a deck and think "damn that deck looks sweet. I want to try it." It's not exactly as the same as "I don't care what I'm playing as long as it's mindless and tier 1." 

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