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Quote from BoomShroom >>

Quote from Arivaali >>

Deserved loss. I should have played around bad draws and 3 Pyroblast. Fucking aggro mage has 2 Pyroblast in his deck and RNG gave him another one...

 >Aggro mage

>Pyroblast

>x2

>Excusemewhatthefuck

My thoughts after I lost the game. 

20 rank though.

Quote from Daowen >>

wtf......This salt thread is changing to a discussion thread.....
I am reading here for the "salt" or my own salty moments.....not for discussion about that salt...

So trolls get out of here, there's room enough in other forums to discuss what you want.

 

 You don't know what a troll is. Rastakhan's Rumble has taught you nothing.

P.S. I'm really "salty" about it, too.

Quote from Pathod >>

Quote from BoomShroom >>

I have conclusive proof that hearthstone requires no skill, game knowledge or even intelligence. 

I just lost to a big priest who topdecked Barnes on 4 into 2 resurrects. 

The kicker was that he was running NZoth. He didn’t get punished tho because he had shadow essence to save his sorry ass.

 

AND THEN HE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THE WARLOCK HERO POWER WAS BAD. Like for real. Not even trolling. 

 Big Priest players are the dumbest players in the game, that's for sure. I once played Doomsayer + Psychic Scream on turn 9 and the moron played Y'Shaarj on the next turn, he pulled Doomsayer and fucked up his Spellstone for the rest of the game. I also remember playing Gnomeferatu once and I burned a fucking Witchwood Piper. Like why? To pull Barnes? It's just not worth it, they don't even realize that as Big Priest they should win 90% of the games by overwhelming value from Resurrect spells, not by Barnes highroll.

 But then Barnes Highroll is already a fucking half the way there because you can’t deal with the thing.

Thats why I play mill rogue now. Personal vendetta against priest 

I'm so fucking sick of "midrange" hunter. Deathstalker Rexxar should have been nerfed ages ago and why Unleash the Hounds hasn't been hall of famed the first chance they got is beyond me. You want to counter them by playing stuff? Nope, won't work because of unleash. Counter them by playing boardwipes? Deathstalker Rexxar. It is fucking bullshit. Not to mention that if they ever run the risk of losing they ALWAYS get the EXACT zombeast they need to turn it around.

What is so hard here? Just make sure a single class can't do FUCKING EVERYTHING. It's that simple. But they keep doing stupid shit like give druid insane armor gain or hunter card draw. STOP IT ALREADY AND KEEP CLASSES WEAKNESSES INTACT DAMNIT.

Unrelated note: INNER FIRE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL WHAT IS THAT CARD STILL DOING IN THE GAME.

Quote from BrokenCycle >>

 why Unleash the Hounds hasn't been hall of famed the first chance they got is beyond me. You want to counter them by playing stuff? Nope, won't work because of unleash.

Unrelated note: INNER FIRE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL WHAT IS THAT CARD STILL DOING IN THE GAME.

 I probably dislike at least 10% of classic class sets. Doesnt sound like a lot but that 10% is going to be most decks for that class.

Classic cards i think are literally retarded not limited to but definitely include:

Rogue: Backstab, Prep, shadowstep, basic:sap, vanish...everything rogue is just fucking stupid

Hunter: Unleash, Scavenging hyena(literal cancer) Basic:Hunter's Mark, Kill Command(only because it can go face, double KC hp for 12 dmg out of hand is obnoxious)

Mage: Sorcerer's Apprentice, counterspell, used to include mana wyrm, pyroblast basic:frost nova

Warrior: Brawl, (Hate grammosh but at least its legendary)

Priest: Inner Fire Basic:mind blast, mind control

Druid: Wrath(for some reason i just dont think druid should have early game removal like this) Basic: Roar

Warlock:Doomguard is going HoF

Pal: Divine Favor also going HoF basic:blessing of might

Shaman: basic:bloodlust, windfury

Nuetral: Doomsayer is dumb af, malygos, alex, all giants, Leeroy, 

You dislike the conditional Kill Command because 10-mana 12 damage from hand is too much....but Mage 8-mana 12 damage from hand is acceptable? 

sick of the fucking nigly playing my class only for the trash shit wall priest, fuck off you twats.

Im really struggling to find the energy to play this  game. personally im not a fan of just copy pasta meta decks and i like getting inventive. Im finding it so hard to find enjoyment when i only face aggro and am dead  by turn 5. Realistically why do people play meta aggro decks in the casual mode

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Im really struggling to find the energy to play this  game. personally im not a fan of just copy pasta meta decks and i like getting inventive. Im finding it so hard to find enjoyment when i only face aggro and am dead  by turn 5. Realistically why do people play meta aggro decks in the casual mode

 

 I've been playing less and less. I'll get 3 wins and just close game because opponent was playing trite garbage.

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 why Unleash the Hounds hasn't been hall of famed the first chance they got is beyond me. You want to counter them by playing stuff? Nope, won't work because of unleash.

Unrelated note: INNER FIRE IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL WHAT IS THAT CARD STILL DOING IN THE GAME.

 I probably dislike at least 10% of classic class sets. Doesnt sound like a lot but that 10% is going to be most decks for that class.

Classic cards i think are literally ******** not limited to but definitely include:

Rogue: Backstab, Prep, shadowstep, basic:sap, vanish...everything rogue is just fucking stupid

Hunter: Unleash, Scavenging hyena(literal cancer) Basic:Hunter's Mark, Kill Command(only because it can go face, double KC hp for 12 dmg out of hand is obnoxious)

Mage: Sorcerer's Apprentice, counterspell, used to include mana wyrm, pyroblast basic:frost nova

Warrior: Brawl, (Hate grammosh but at least its legendary)

Priest: Inner Fire Basic:mind blast, mind control

Druid: Wrath(for some reason i just dont think druid should have early game removal like this) Basic: Roar

Warlock:Doomguard is going HoF

Pal: Divine Favor also going HoF basic:blessing of might

Shaman: basic:bloodlust, windfury

Nuetral: Doomsayer is dumb af, malygos, alex, all giants, Leeroy, 

 

 I don’t think that’s fair. Every class should have some power and it’s ok to have staple cards.

also you’re bitching about windfury and that’s kinda funny.

play giants and/faceless...windfury omgerd im so good!

Lmao at the Malygos Priest BMing me in tavern brawl. Yeah, dude, lots of skill and creativity required to run a meta deck where you don’t even need to cheat out Malygos.

I would pay a shit load of money to have access to the "deserves to win games in casual" feature.

Quote from KingCarnage >>

play giants and/faceless...windfury omgerd im so good!

 Dude.

That sounds like some jank. 

I know this is a salt thread, but keep your salt within reason. Every class deserves to have staples,  and just learn to play around them rather than bitch about how OP those cards are. It just seems like a list of cards you lost to. 

I mean Pyroblast? That card doesnt even exist in competitive lists. 

Thanks for the idiotic reply. I just installed this yesterday so your empty asinine words really had some meaning to me. 

I mean Pyroblast? That card doesnt even exist in competitive lists.

Maybe not as 2-off, but as 1-off Pyroblast is a good finisher. There were some Tempomages I remember using it.

Why won't they hall of fame that auctioneer cunt. Everytime I see that card I just press alt + F4 now, fucking piece of shit card has been stealing games from me for like 4 years now why can't it just end already 

Quote from KingCarnage >>

Thanks for the idiotic reply. I just installed this yesterday so your empty asinine words really had some meaning to me. 

 Dude.

1-Chill. Calling everyone who doesn't see eye to eye with you just makes you look like a tantruming child and you'll never learn to get better. Not to mention all of these cards have obvious counterplays, not limited to not overcommitting to the board, testing for secrets, not going too low against a mage. 
2- The way that you think everything is OP makes me believe that you've only been playing for 2 days. 

Seriously dude. If you had your way we'd only be playing with Magma Ragers and Silverback Patriachs, and you'd probably still have some issue with them. 

I'm so fucking glad the brawls are so inclusive that I can't beat anyone because everyone seems to be playing some cancerous wild deck while I'm stuck with a garbage zoo that lost to an otk on turn 5. Fuck these types of brawls, just include premade decks, is it really that hard?

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I'm so fucking glad the brawls are so inclusive that I can't beat anyone because everyone seems to be playing some cancerous wild deck while I'm stuck with a garbage zoo that lost to an otk on turn 5. Fuck these types of brawls, just include premade decks, is it really that hard?

 Use the hunter one on the home page, worked for me