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I am fed up with this trash game for today. Wild bronze, trash people play the decks fitting them: 2 times aggro paladin that even 1 week oldies can pilot and res priest.

First game against res priest, the guy is so incredibly lucky, 5 turns in a row I have lethal on board, this crap 5 turns in a rod topdecks the only card that lets him survive at the moment, then we have 5 minions total on board, he has Reliquary Prime, I play brawl and that crap survives with 20% chance. HOW he did not get to legend with this skilL yet? Must have rank 1 legend every season.

2 crap aggro paladins misplayed constantly, but never get punished, one I could beat, the other crap won after all, both made same misplays, maybe they are bots? But still they are SO INCREDIBLY GOOD AT THIS FUCKING GAME, PLAYING MINIONS THEN CONVICTION AND THIS CRAP NEVER MISSES, BUFFED MINIONS READY TO ATTACK, HOW CAN YOU ENJOY PLAYING THIS?

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What does "eat" even mean? Temporarily remove minion from hand until Mutanus dies?

It is similar to Gral, the Shark but it does not have any deathrattle, so I am sure it does not return the minion back to opponent's hand.

Zephrys is such a scam card, ffs. Priest stole my Rattlegore and I can not really deal with him very well without wasting tons of cards, I play Zephrys, he offers Natalie, Temple Enforcer and Tirion. Why not a single really helpful card? Hex? Mind control? Silence at least?! 

I still won, but Zephrys certainly does not offer perfect cards.

Great addition to Dirty Rat and Vol'jin in my Reno war deck. Me like.

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If this will be a thing, all I will play are decks like big priest. My Togwaggle druid is not doing very well already, but with rat like this it is basically an auto win against my deck unless I play the combo early or they have their rat in the bottom of their deck, 2 mana card should not win games.

 Funny how I had to immediately think about Prince Keleseth when reading this. There have been plenty of cards that pretty much win the game on the spot in the right situation and just cost 2 or even less.

 I did not see him in ages and all I wanted to say, I do not enjoy cards with absurdly strong effects with low mana cost.

If this will be a thing, all I will play are decks like big priest. My Togwaggle druid is not doing very well already, but with rat like this it is basically an auto win against my deck unless I play the combo early or they have their rat in the bottom of their deck, 2 mana card should not win games.

I am playing burgle rogue with quest. 3 games in a row lost because of stupid RNG. RNG generated cards were absolutely unplayable and in 2 games they did not even let met complete my quest, suddenly adding 4 cards to my hand became an impossible task. 2 fucking hero power mages killed me exactly on turn 10 with Mordresh.

King Togwaggle 

Started playing with his combo in druid some time ago, I never really liked druid class, but even though win rate is not very high, it is so satisfying when I make combo with him work, I guess it is the only fun deck in the game currently for me.

I do not play priest anymore, because dragon priest does not work anymore, but Ysera, Alexstrasza, Drakonid Operative, Duskbreaker are my favorite dragons in the game. Shifter Zerus, Chameleos I used in most of my priest decks.

3 games in a row tier 4 heroes, 2 triples total into unplayable trash, worst possible start and the game gave no chance for top 4 even. 5, 7 and 8 places. GG, Blizzard.

Delete The Tide Razor from Ghastcoiler, really. I had a very bad start, but I thought I did stabilise, got a nice board, a fairly weak opponent, what can go wrong? Yeah, the boat spawned from Ghastcoiler, it contained scallywag, Hoggar and Elise in this order, when opponent had 3 more minions, result: -20 hp and lethal out of nowhere. Nice job, Blizzard.

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Game literally is Rush to Tier 5 without dying or going below 10 Hp at the moment.

 

 Am I doing it right?

When I get trash heroes I just press concede, rating does not give anything anyway, but playing crap heroes feels so bad against Jandice, Ragnaros, Omu and others.

To me the worst time was when we had an amalgam neutral minion, that made me quite until devs removed that minion. Though patch with pirates was close, with cannons and also with forced murlocs all the time, I am glad both dino and cannon were removed. Currently I only have a problem with Jandice and Ragnaros, if devs will nerf both of them, it will be the best time in BGs I ever had. 

I do not get how Amalgadon works, why do I get crap results with it all the time? Last time 5 adapts 0 keywords, wth.

I can not get why after the murloc nerf patch BGs became unplayable. Getting first place without high roll is absolutely impossible. If I have a bad start, I lose a lot of hp, I just cosplay a punching bag, sometimes it is lost right from the start. Refreshes do not offer anything good very often, I have to play the best out of the worst and it does not work of course. When I see only tier 4 heroes at the start, the feeling is just crushing, I want to concede, it is ridiculous, the difference between tier 1 and tier 4 is actually huge. I can not get it, when I am on the losing side, like I get damage every turn, why do I face the top 1-2 heroes instead of ghost? And that thing with golden minions, I get 1-3 usually per game, but people somehow get 4+, the last game Ysera had 7 golden cards, I had 1.

Plus I think the deck tracker program is wrong oftentimes, because I lose with 15% or less chance way too often.