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CASUAL IS FINE GUYS, FUCKING RELAX. 

edit: in other news, yes, that is Whizbang in my hand.  I clipped it, at some point, I'll upload the entrance animation/sound.  It's pretty sweet.

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I'm genuinely curious if people that play decks like Kingsbane, Mill Rogue, Even Shaman, Odd Paladin, "Tempo" Mage etc. in Wild actually have any fun while playing them. I honestly doubt it, they're probably just like junkies who get high off a quick win.

Kingsbane and mill are quick wins?  What the fuck have I been doing wrong?! 

 You're playing it to prey on control decks for "quick" easy wins. Or quick losses against agro decks. I think that's why people play Kingsbane rogue, so they don't have to think most times in their matchups except maybe against midrange. These decks are made for people that are too scared to compete on an even ground, they rather have an almost sure win against control decks and auto lose to aggro decks. Same can be said for combo archetype in standard.

Went up against a Big Priest with Twilight's Call and Sylvanas… 

Look out everyone, big priest fans are innovating their decks to be even more disgusting.

fuck this game no skill u can play it with a feet and win 

Not gonna lie you probably can have a 50% winrate or more even if you never played Hearthstone before if you play HealLock.

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I'm genuinely curious if people that play decks like Kingsbane, Mill Rogue, Even Shaman, Odd Paladin, "Tempo" Mage etc. in Wild actually have any fun while playing them. I honestly doubt it, they're probably just like junkies who get high off a quick win.

Kingsbane and mill are quick wins?  What the fuck have I been doing wrong?! 

 I was thinking of the Aggro decks that I listed when I wrote that, so that's my mistake, obviously I'm not talking about Kingsbane or Mill, on the other hand you don't have to be sarcastic and act like a ****** who can't comprehend a comment with a simple mistake.

 You sound insecure. Just take it on the chin lmao.

Magnetic decks can suck the shit side of my taint. It might as well be charge on mechs because if you use it on a mech that's already been played the mech gains the attack and health and a 90% chance of getting taunt and/or (but mostly and) divine shield. It's annoying. It's like hunters hyena accept harder to deal with because, again, the mechs can add on any ability the other mechs had. Silence does nothing cause then you can just add on another magnetic mech.

I'm still a new player so catching up with the new meta after finally getting a decent deck for the old meta is slow and just infuriating. Whenever I see a Hunter or Warrior play a 2 Mana 1/5 Mech I just go Fuck cause that Mechs about to fist me so hard with that giant birth defect arm, and the Guy's definitely about to play Zilliax in like a minute.

5 losses in a row in casual at 7 am versus opponents playing top tiers and 2 hunters with coin 5 dk and 2x full spellstone.
THey even emoted.
Ebola community at its best.
This game would be great without people like these,no wonder everyone wishing the worst in real to those players.

switched to control because of zoo players.
Immediatly found 3 and i say it again,3 shudderwock deck with double keleseth turn 2/3 (zola).
WELL FUCKING PLAYED BLIZZARD. YOU ARE A JOKE OF A COMPANY.

I don't know if I offended Hearthstone in any way, but I feel like I'm extremely unlucky lately. I have been getting 50g quests everyday for the past few days (even with re-rolling) and my packs are terrible (40 dust all the way).

I know the game is not rigged and we are all unlucky sometimes, but I feel like my chain of bad luck has been lasting quite long this time, so I just wanted to share.

2-0 in arena, time for the wall of bullshit.  First up, a shaman with three electra stormsurgers, one in deck, one off discover a battlecry, one off pinata.  All on juicy spells that either gave him 4 taunts or cleared the board.  Very fun.

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I don't know if I offended Hearthstone in any way, but I feel like I'm extremely unlucky lately. I have been getting 50g quests everyday for the past few days (even with re-rolling) and my packs are terrible (40 dust all the way).

I know the game is not rigged and we are all unlucky sometimes, but I feel like my chain of bad luck has been lasting quite long this time, so I just wanted to share.

 Are you Canadian? That's the most polite salt I've ever seen.

I like it xD

Hunter secrets would be the first thing to ban in casual, if that power were up to me.  Freezing Trap can fuck right off.

recommend me a tier 1 netdeck to get people to uninstall hearthstone in casual

im sick of this fucking bullshit.

why the fuck are you guys complaining about casual?  it's totally fine.

STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT CASUAL, ITS COMPLETELY FINE YOU IDIOTS.   IF YOU CANT WIN ON TURN 5 IN CASUAL, FUCK YOU, YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE FUN.

People who think you can "adapt to the meta" are delusional.  If you actually look at what happens when you adapt, you will stop seeing the decks you now counter.  But no, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that I went from seeing 30+% warlocks with one deck to 15% with a deck favored against them.  

If you don't have 100% win-rate with healzoo in casual, then you are probably the worst hearthstone player.

psychic scream a malygos into a 17 card deck

what do you think opponent draws next turn

losing to a 1-mana 6/4 in casual, completely normal.