Bloated Python
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Deathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Hapless Handler.
Flavor Text
This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
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Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Archdruid Naralex | Minion | 3 | 3 | 3 | |
Cannonmaster Smythe | Minion | Paladin | 5 | 4 | 4 |
Chameleos | Minion | Priest | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Ci'Cigi | Minion | Demon Hunter | 4 | 4 | 3 |
Darius Crowley | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 5 |
Darius Crowley | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 5 |
Defense Attorney Nathanos | Minion | Hunter | 6 | 4 | 4 |
Floop's Glorious Gloop | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Game Master Nemsy | Minion | Warlock | 5 | 3 | 6 |
Halazzi, the Lynx | Minion | Hunter | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Ini Stormcoil | Minion | 5 | 4 | 4 | |
Joymancer Jepetto | Minion | 8 | 6 | 6 | |
Kor'vas Bloodthorn | Minion | Demon Hunter | 2 | 2 | 2 |
Kor'vas Bloodthorn | Minion | Demon Hunter | 2 | 2 | 2 |
Magister Dawngrasp | Playable Hero | Mage | 7 | 0 | 30 |
Prince Valanar | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Prince Valanar | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Raid the Docks | Ability | Warrior | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Reach the Portal Room | Ability | Mage | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Sorcerer's Gambit | Ability | Mage | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Stall for Time | Ability | Mage | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Soularium | Ability | Warlock | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Soularium | Ability | Warlock | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Theotar, the Mad Duke | Minion | 6 | 4 | 4 | |
Tram Conductor Gerry | Minion | Warlock | 7 | 4 | 4 |
Varden Dawngrasp | Minion | Mage | 4 | 3 | 3 |
Body Wrapper | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Cannon Barrage | Ability | Rogue | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Chum Bucket | Ability | Warlock | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Crystalsong Portal | Ability | Druid | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Dinomancy | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Dragon Speaker | Minion | Paladin | 5 | 3 | 5 |
Fel Orc Soulfiend | Minion | 3 | 3 | 7 | |
Ignite | Ability | Mage | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Lunar Visions | Ability | Druid | 5 | 0 | 0 |
Mogu Cultist | Minion | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
Mysterious Visitor | Minion | Priest | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Rune of the Archmage | Ability | Mage | 9 | 0 | 0 |
Spectral Delinquent | Minion | 2 | 3 | 1 | |
Tomb Lurker | Minion | 5 | 5 | 3 |
What dose the 4/4 Hapless Handler look like?
This
Flavour text is true, Python sucks. ;)
For one more mana than Nerubian Egg, you get 1 attack so the "egg" can pop itself. It's ok I guess?
Plus this is a Beast.
Flavour text reads: This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
Wonderfully designed for the degenerate token-deathrattle hunter.
Hapless Handler must be the fellow we all like in our environs cause he has so many trouble stories that could only happened to him, like being 4/4 to get swallowed by 1/2 Python.
Great... More cards for Egg Hunter in Wild. :-\
Corpse Widow + Bloated Python + Carnivorous Cube combo
Was gonna say that you can do a lot better with 10 mana 3 card combos but then realized it's a 9 mana combo. That's not bad at all.
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You stole my comment!
Finally, some good card design.
This card is hilarious. Excellent design.