Bloated Python
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Deathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Hapless Handler.
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This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
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Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Arcanist Dawngrasp | Minion | Mage | 5 | 7 | 7 |
Joymancer Jepetto | Minion | 8 | 6 | 6 | |
Devilsaur | Minion | 5 | 5 | 5 | |
Tomb Lurker | Minion | 5 | 5 | 3 | |
Evasive Wyrm | Minion | 6 | 5 | 3 | |
Tomb Lurker | Minion | 5 | 5 | 3 | |
Evasive Wyrm | Minion | 6 | 5 | 3 | |
Muck Plumber | Minion | 5 | 5 | 5 | |
Mothership | Minion | 6 | 5 | 4 | |
Mothership | Minion | 6 | 5 | 4 | |
Leyline Manipulator | Minion | Mage | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Bloodworm | Minion | 5 | 4 | 4 | |
Prince Valanar | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Darius Crowley | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 5 |
Scaleworm | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Gloop Sprayer | Minion | Druid | 7 | 4 | 4 |
Body Wrapper | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Cannonmaster Smythe | Minion | Paladin | 5 | 4 | 4 |
Darius Crowley | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 5 |
Prince Valanar | Minion | 4 | 4 | 4 | |
Bloodworm | Minion | 5 | 4 | 4 | |
Gryphon | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Defense Attorney Nathanos | Minion | Hunter | 6 | 4 | 4 |
Theotar, the Mad Duke | Minion | 6 | 4 | 4 | |
Shifty Sophomore | Minion | Rogue | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Hapless Handler | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Ci'Cigi | Minion | Demon Hunter | 4 | 4 | 3 |
Ini Stormcoil | Minion | 5 | 4 | 4 | |
Farm Hand | Minion | Death Knight | 3 | 4 | 3 |
Tram Conductor Gerry | Minion | Warlock | 7 | 4 | 4 |
Fel Orc Soulfiend | Minion | 3 | 3 | 7 | |
Cloaked Huntress | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 3 | 4 |
Vicious Fledgling | Minion | 3 | 3 | 3 | |
Fallen Hero | Minion | Mage | 2 | 3 | 2 |
Wolf | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 3 | 3 |
Regeneratin' Thug | Minion | 4 | 3 | 5 | |
Halazzi, the Lynx | Minion | Hunter | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Parading Marshal | Minion | Paladin | 3 | 3 | 3 |
Dragon Speaker | Minion | Paladin | 5 | 3 | 5 |
Frostwolf Warmaster | Minion | 4 | 3 | 3 |
What dose the 4/4 Hapless Handler look like?
This
Flavour text is true, Python sucks. ;)
For one more mana than Nerubian Egg, you get 1 attack so the "egg" can pop itself. It's ok I guess?
Plus this is a Beast.
Flavour text reads: This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
Wonderfully designed for the degenerate token-deathrattle hunter.
Hapless Handler must be the fellow we all like in our environs cause he has so many trouble stories that could only happened to him, like being 4/4 to get swallowed by 1/2 Python.
Great... More cards for Egg Hunter in Wild. :-\
Corpse Widow + Bloated Python + Carnivorous Cube combo
Was gonna say that you can do a lot better with 10 mana 3 card combos but then realized it's a 9 mana combo. That's not bad at all.
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You stole my comment!
Finally, some good card design.
This card is hilarious. Excellent design.