Bloated Python
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Deathrattle: Summon a 4/4 Hapless Handler.
Flavor Text
This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
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Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Farm Hand | Minion | Death Knight | 3 | 4 | 3 |
Lunar Visions | Ability | Druid | 5 | 0 | 0 |
Gloop Sprayer | Minion | Druid | 7 | 4 | 4 |
Floop's Glorious Gloop | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Crystal Power | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Piercing Thorns | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Healing Blossom | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Crystalsong Portal | Ability | Druid | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Crystal Power | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Malfurion's Gift | Ability | Druid | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Cloaked Huntress | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 3 | 4 |
Wolf | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 3 | 3 |
Flanking Strike | Ability | Hunter | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Dinomancy | Hero Power | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Dinomancy | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Halazzi, the Lynx | Minion | Hunter | 5 | 3 | 2 |
Spirit of the Lynx | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Halazzi's Guise | Minion | Hunter | 0 | 0 | 6 |
Observer of Myths | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 1 | 4 |
Observer of Myths | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 2 | 8 |
Cloaked Huntress | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 3 | 4 |
Open the Cages | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Clear the Way | Ability | Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Gryphon | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Defense Attorney Nathanos | Minion | Hunter | 6 | 4 | 4 |
Bloated Python | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 1 | 2 |
Hapless Handler | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Observer of Myths | Minion | Hunter | 2 | 1 | 4 |
Titanforged Traps | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Titanforged Traps | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Shifting Scroll | Ability | Mage | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Mage Armor | Ability | Mage | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Freezing Potion | Ability | Mage | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Leyline Manipulator | Minion | Mage | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Freezing Potion | Ability | Mage | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Potion of Polymorph | Ability | Mage | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Fallen Hero | Minion | Mage | 2 | 3 | 2 |
Eternal Medivh | Hero | Mage | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Elementalist Dawngrasp | Hero | Mage | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Explorer Dawngrasp | Hero | Mage | 0 | 0 | 30 |
What dose the 4/4 Hapless Handler look like?
This
Flavour text is true, Python sucks. ;)
For one more mana than Nerubian Egg, you get 1 attack so the "egg" can pop itself. It's ok I guess?
Plus this is a Beast.
Flavour text reads: This is why Scholomance engineering students prefer C++.
Wonderfully designed for the degenerate token-deathrattle hunter.
Hapless Handler must be the fellow we all like in our environs cause he has so many trouble stories that could only happened to him, like being 4/4 to get swallowed by 1/2 Python.
Great... More cards for Egg Hunter in Wild. :-\
Corpse Widow + Bloated Python + Carnivorous Cube combo
Was gonna say that you can do a lot better with 10 mana 3 card combos but then realized it's a 9 mana combo. That's not bad at all.
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You stole my comment!
Finally, some good card design.
This card is hilarious. Excellent design.