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#32773 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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bistack Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play renolock like a fucking brainless chicken and get lucky ... No wonder u cant pass rank 13 fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

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#32774 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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pexe Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play face warrior like a fucking brainless chicken and get lucky ... No wonder u cant pass rank 14 at the end of the season fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

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#32776 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Quote from voltanis13 >>

Average arena score before mean streets: 5.1

Average arena score after mean streets: 3.8

:( :( :(

I wonder why that is.

Looks at Abyssal Enforcer

Looks at Kabal Talonpriest

I sure do wonder

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Fuck cubelock
#32777 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Adventures "free" back in my ass..

I've found myself rage quitting HS the last 3 days several times over this shit, and I would like to know if its just me or all other new players experience the same thing?

Either they changed the encounters so the strats and decks I actually can make no longer work, or the decks to beat them is filled with cards that where available for people who played the game for more than 2 months..

Fuck this shit..

Thanks, that helped

P.S. Feel free to look at my collection and come with pointers to what I can do..

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#32778 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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I have now dropped by 5 ranks and I am sick now by every deck on the entire ladder. I am so burnt out and just sick of this game.

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#32779 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Climbed to rank 2 this season with no effort at 16th of february.

Next day with the very same deck instantly dropped to rank 5. Cant get higher than 4 ever since. First serious attempt to reach legend. Fuck this shit.

Also: fuck you patches. Stick that fucking cannon up your eight eyed ass and shoot yourself thru your asshole for getting in my hand every single fucking game on fucking turn 1!

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#32782 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Quote from JainaPwnmore >>

Climbed to rank 2 this season with no effort at 16th of february.

Next day with the very same deck instantly dropped to rank 5. Cant get higher than 4 ever since. First serious attempt to reach legend. Fuck this shit.

Also: fuck you patches. Stick that fucking cannon up your eight eyed ass and shoot yourself thru your asshole for getting in my hand every single fucking game on fucking turn 1!

I just might be out of hand here, but a pirate crying about not being able to get his broken , soon-to-be-nerfed, cancerous, flooding-the-ladders, copycat, unoriginal netdeck back to rank 2, while my homebrew deck can't get past 14 because of the sea of broken pirate builds makes me want to puke.

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#32783 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Quote from ShQQta >>

Quote from JainaPwnmore >>

Climbed to rank 2 this season with no effort at 16th of february.

Next day with the very same deck instantly dropped to rank 5. Cant get higher than 4 ever since. First serious attempt to reach legend. Fuck this shit.

Also: fuck you patches. Stick that fucking cannon up your eight eyed ass and shoot yourself thru your asshole for getting in my hand every single fucking game on fucking turn 1!

I just might be out of hand here, but a pirate crying about not being able to get his broken , soon-to-be-nerfed, cancerous, flooding-the-ladders, copycat, unoriginal netdeck back to rank 2, while my homebrew deck can't get past 14 because of the sea of broken pirate builds makes me want to puke.

So much this dude. The aspect of deckbuilding is the most fun for me. Trying out new things, but I got the same problem like you. I just can't netdeck , becaue there is no fun for me.

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#32784 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Maybe just ONE goddamn game in which my opponent doesn't have perfect answers for everything I play? Ok Pls Thx???

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Solo-related but Heroic Chromaggus is the fucking worst.

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#32790 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Quote from jombotski >>

this is getting fucking retarded,december i hit my first legend,january i finish at rank 3 without even trying.NOW I STRUGGLE AT RANK 9 fucking piece of shit game with the same decks over and over its fucking retarded,if i dont get my rank 5 at the end of month i am gonna uninstall this crap

Maybe rank is only a little bit about skill and a lot about exploiting synergies in the broken decks that Blizzard leaves alive on the ladder for months on end while they sell card packs. I have never spent a season playing Huntertaker, Secret Paladin, Aggro Shaman, Grim Patron Warrior, pirate warrior, Jade Druid, Renoloc, RenoMage, etc etc. I think my best ever finish is rank 10. If you want to climb the ladder just play the current cancer decks. I bet your legend and rank 3 was based on climbing one of the decks that has been nerfed - rank doesn't mean that much - just time and deck choice.

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#32791 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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HP mods LUL

edit: this is me being mad please don't delete the post

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Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
#32793 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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I spend all season coming up with a creative counter-aggro Reno weapon warrior deck that is amazing and actually somehow fun to play in this meta. The deck has an even or winning matchup against every other common deck in the meta except priest which is its counter.

So of course I play against 10 Priests in a row. Oh well, maybe next season.

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#32794 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Reno is a fuckin cheat ! Pirates are a to fast for anything other then Reno ! Shaman is Stupid ! Paladins in Wild are cancer as always!

But how the fuck matchmaking matches me for 7 times in a row vs fuckin pirates when i play mid hunter in wild, and when i switch to this bullshit pirates they match me for 5 times vs fuckin renos. Does Blizz hates me or matchmaking hates me.

Fuck it !

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#32795 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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I just came here to post that image. Bye.

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#32796 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Losing to another topdecking quality-caliber retard who on three consecutive turns trades an 8/8 taunt > 8/5 > 8/3 into 2/3s and 2/2s thus almost costing himself the game? Check.

edit: 1-3 with one the top 5 mage decks I've ever had. I can't fucking wait until the patch goes live and I'll be watching the drooling noobs actually get punished by not playing around things and not being able to consistently rely on having 3+ Abyssals on-curve.

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Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.

#32797 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)

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How many firstborns were sacrificed so that every single pirate warrior could get a perfect curve every single game?

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#32798 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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How many firstborns were sacrificed so that every single pirate warrior could get a perfect curve every single game?

Right? Its fucking mathematically impossible to get the same starting cards every god damned hand but those fucking apes get them everytime. I instantly concede now as soon as I see that little fuckface pirate and the weapong get loaded. Even IF I have a few couter cards in hand its still a gauranteed loss. This game is so fucking useless right now..... Even wild is nothing but cancer decks. WHY does this have to have happen? Why did blizzard allow this to fucking happen? Why havent people lost their jobs?

And where is my fucking class ban on ladder? WHY cant we simply ban a class? Bye bye shaman..... fucking see ya later.

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I win due to skill and lose due to bad RNG. :D
#32799 Feb 24, 2017 (Gadgetzan)
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Not really sure i am salty or not - I mean, i am not even mad, i just started this lovely mission of watching movies, and wasting every single Pirate Retard's time .. It have been going extremely well so far!! - They are not hard to come by, and i can sit back and relax, and know that while i am keeping one of those retards busy - someone else can enjoy HS meanwhile - that feels really great!

With that said, i sure as hell hope every single Pirate Retard will be hit by some ransomware, virus or just some random bird will crap in their big fat ugly face, should they ever happen to get outside for what ever reason (expect visiting friends i take it, cause - fucking abominations of humans like these Pirate Retards sure can't have any friends).

Well. tl;dr - Pirate Retards are the fucking reason this game sucks.

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Quote from Woondha >>

Not really sure i am salty or not - I mean, i am not even mad, i just started this lovely mission of watching movies, and wasting every single Pirate Retard's time .. It have been going extremely well so far!! - They are not hard to come by, and i can sit back and relax, and know that while i am keeping one of those retards busy - someone else can enjoy HS meanwhile - that feels really great!

With that said, i sure as hell hope every single Pirate Retard will be hit by some ransomware, virus or just some random bird will crap in their big fat ugly face, should they ever happen to get outside for what ever reason (expect visiting friends i take it, cause - fucking abominations of humans like these Pirate Retards sure can't have any friends).

Well. tl;dr - Pirate Retards are the fucking reason this game sucks.

It really is that bad. Its soooooo fucking debilitating when you que up your game and see that fucking doosh small pirate comes out along with the usual full board and buffed weapon. The game is OVER right then and there. ONE FUCKING TURN..... game OVER. Never in my 3 years of playing this game has it been so bad. Face Hunter, Secret Paladin and Patron Warrior were a fucking DREAM compared to this sickening shit. You can add Shaman to the cancer pile too. Disgusting.

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