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  • Last updated Oct 22, 2015 (Warsong Nerf)
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  • 21 Minions
  • 9 Spells
  • Deck Type: Ranked Deck
  • Deck Archetype: Unknown
  • Crafting Cost: 5200
  • Dust Needed: Loading Collection
  • Created: 10/16/2015 (TGT Launch)
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Hey guys! 2-month veteran and objectively best pro player richardpwnsner here! I'm here to tell you about my new (old) deck, which was inspired by the eponymous 'Danksteed', and created last month at a local bar while I shielded my phone and told everyone who would listen I was texting. The weird thing is, it works (8-0 this morning, and with a headache no less).

Well, actually, it worked. Then it didn't. Because Patron Warrior. As soon as I hit rank fifteen, I started getting decimated. But with the upcoming Warsong Nerf, things are going to change. THE AGE OF THE DREADSTEED IS UPON US, AND THE EARTH WILL TREMBLE BENEATH THE FURY OF 1000 (well, 28) HOOVES.

If this deck gets 5000 upvotes, I'll write a guide. If it gets 500,000 upvotes, it'll forever taint my google footprint and doom my career arc. Thanks in advance for ignoring it!

Update: now with more drunk! 

Later Update: too much drunk. Now with less drunk, but more win.

HUGE UPDATE: A couple weeks ago, I was having dinner with Ben Brode, and after several snifters of brandy and some excellent sushi, I admitted that I had some reservations about removing Stalaag and Feugen from this deck. Ben scoffed (he's kind of a dick) and said only a scrub would run those cards. But I persisted, and when I finally found my words--"Ben," I said, "it's the soul of the deck,"--something flashed in his eyes. The smirk fell off his face, and he leaned forward, took both my hands, and simply said "Then put. Them. BACK."

Well, it took a couple weeks of haggling with my sponsors at Adidas, but I've finally done it. As requested in the comments, slightly less win, and a whole lot more drunken fun.