Nozdormu the Eternal
Card Text
Start of Game: If this is in
BOTH players' decks, turns
are only 15 seconds long.
Flavor Text
Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.
Additional Information
Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
New Growth | Ability | Druid | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Voltaic Burst | Ability | Shaman | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Reckless Experimenter | Minion | Priest | 5 | 4 | 6 |
Gelbin's Coil | Minion | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
Poisonmaster Pollark | Hero | 0 | 0 | 30 | |
Lava Shock | Ability | Shaman | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Chaos Strike | Ability | Demon Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Shadowjeweler Hanar | Minion | Rogue | 2 | 1 | 4 |
Soul Mirror | Ability | Priest | 7 | 0 | 0 |
Scrap Golem | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 4 | 5 |
Satyr Overseer | Minion | Demon Hunter | 3 | 4 | 2 |
Illidari Satyr | Minion | Demon Hunter | 2 | 2 | 2 |
Blade Dance | Ability | Demon Hunter | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Soul Cleave | Ability | Demon Hunter | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Blur | Ability | Demon Hunter | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Grimestreet Protector | Minion | Paladin | 7 | 6 | 6 |
Jade Behemoth | Minion | Druid | 5 | 3 | 6 |
Drakonid Operative | Minion | Priest | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Blastcrystal Potion | Ability | Warlock | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Pilfered Power | Ability | Druid | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Doppelgangster | Minion | 5 | 2 | 2 | |
Doppelgangster | Minion | 5 | 2 | 2 | |
Doppelgangster | Minion | 5 | 2 | 2 | |
Gadgetzan Ferryman | Minion | Rogue | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Jade Blossom | Ability | Druid | 3 | 0 | 0 |
Thickhide Kodo | Minion | Druid | 4 | 3 | 5 |
Spirit Bomb | Ability | Warlock | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Voltaic Burst | Ability | Shaman | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Chaos Strike | Ability | Demon Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Shadowjeweler Hanar | Minion | Rogue | 2 | 1 | 4 |
Drakonid Operative | Minion | Priest | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Dragonbane | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 5 |
Houndmaster Shaw | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Toxic Arrow | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Druid of the Swarm | Minion | Druid | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Avalanche | Ability | Shaman | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Roll the Bones | Ability | Rogue | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Eternal Servitude | Ability | Priest | 4 | 0 | 0 |
Spirit Lash | Ability | Priest | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Hadronox | Minion | Druid | 9 | 3 | 7 |
Finally a card that will punish the fucking turn ropers.
can't read capital letters, it has to be in BOTH players decks, i want to take my time with my turns so i won't run it and the effect won't activate.
exactly... ofc.. i doubt they (turn ropers..) will run it.. so this card will have no effect but i believe alot of players will pick this.. :D and im interested :D i mean.. 15second turn from the start.. holy crap.. :D
AKA: How to certify that your opponent is a fellow chad
this will go in each my deck.. :D for sure :D
Mutually Assured Destruction
whut
7 mana for a 8/8 card that makes the game fast AF for both players if both have it in deck hum... Well this could see some play for 5 mana... I see a meme here.
why tho?
Jesus christ what a meme