Nozdormu the Eternal
Card Text
Start of Game: If this is in
BOTH players' decks, turns
are only 15 seconds long.
Flavor Text
Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.
Additional Information
Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Plagiarizarrr | Minion | Priest | 3 | 4 | 3 |
Ivory Knight | Minion | Paladin | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Swashburglar | Minion | Rogue | 1 | 1 | 2 |
White Pawn | Minion | 1 | 1 | 6 | |
White Rook | Minion | 3 | 2 | 6 | |
Black Bishop | Minion | 3 | 0 | 6 | |
White Queen | Minion | 7 | 4 | 6 | |
White King | Hero | 0 | 0 | 20 | |
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder | Minion | 9 | 8 | 8 | |
Ysera the Dreamer | Minion | 9 | 4 | 12 | |
Satyr Overseer | Minion | 4 | 8 | 50 | |
Illidari Satyr 1 | Minion | 4 | 1 | 8 | |
Illidari Satyr 2 | Minion | 4 | 2 | 16 | |
Dart Trap | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Sacred Trial | Ability | Paladin | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Lesser Ruby Spellstone | Ability | Mage | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Ruby Spellstone | Ability | Mage | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Greater Ruby Spellstone | Ability | Mage | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Tower Shield +10 | Ability | Warrior | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Serrated Shield | Ability | Warrior | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Runed Shield | Ability | Warrior | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Iron Golem | Minion | Warrior | 5 | 5 | 5 |
Spiked Shield | Ability | Warrior | 6 | 0 | 0 |
Spiked Shield | Weapon | Warrior | 5 | 5 | 2 |
Marin the Fox | Minion | 8 | 6 | 6 | |
Tolin's Goblet | Ability | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
Zarog's Crown | Ability | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
Golden Kobold | Minion | 3 | 6 | 6 | |
Wondrous Wand | Ability | 3 | 0 | 0 | |
White Rook | Minion | 3 | 7 | 90 | |
White Queen | Minion | 7 | 15 | 100 | |
Incriminating Psychic | Minion | Priest | 4 | 2 | 6 |
On the Hunt | Ability | Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Mastiff | Minion | Hunter | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Journey Below | Ability | Rogue | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Faceless Behemoth | Minion | 10 | 10 | 10 | |
Mire Keeper | Minion | Druid | 4 | 3 | 4 |
Ancient Harbinger | Minion | 6 | 4 | 6 | |
A Light in the Darkness | Ability | Paladin | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Bloodhound | Minion | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Finally a card that will punish the fucking turn ropers.
can't read capital letters, it has to be in BOTH players decks, i want to take my time with my turns so i won't run it and the effect won't activate.
exactly... ofc.. i doubt they (turn ropers..) will run it.. so this card will have no effect but i believe alot of players will pick this.. :D and im interested :D i mean.. 15second turn from the start.. holy crap.. :D
AKA: How to certify that your opponent is a fellow chad
this will go in each my deck.. :D for sure :D
Mutually Assured Destruction
whut
7 mana for a 8/8 card that makes the game fast AF for both players if both have it in deck hum... Well this could see some play for 5 mana... I see a meme here.
why tho?
Jesus christ what a meme