Nozdormu the Eternal


Card Text
Start of Game: If this is in
BOTH players' decks, turns
are only 15 seconds long.
Flavor Text
Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.
Additional Information
Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Chaos Strike | Ability | Demon Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Blessing of Might | Ability | Paladin | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Secretkeeper | Minion | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
Young Rokara | Hero | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Recruit Rokara | Hero | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Rokara of the Horde | Hero | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Venthyr Liadrin | Hero | Paladin | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Initiate Kurtrus | Hero | Demon Hunter | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Adept Kurtrus | Hero | Demon Hunter | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Trainer Kurtrus | Hero | Demon Hunter | 0 | 0 | 30 |
Continue | Ability | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
Goblin Auto-Barber | Minion | Rogue | 2 | 3 | 2 |
Junkbot | Minion | 5 | 1 | 5 | |
Enhance-o Mechano | Minion | 4 | 3 | 2 | |
Lava Shock | Ability | Shaman | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Undercity Valiant | Minion | Rogue | 2 | 3 | 2 |
Dreadscale | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 4 | 2 |
Mysterious Challenger | Minion | Paladin | 6 | 6 | 6 |
Injured Kvaldir | Minion | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
Dart Trap | Ability | Hunter | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Sacred Trial | Ability | Paladin | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Mastiff | Minion | Hunter | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Faceless Behemoth | Minion | 10 | 10 | 10 | |
Mire Keeper | Minion | Druid | 4 | 3 | 3 |
Ancient Harbinger | Minion | 6 | 4 | 6 | |
On the Hunt | Ability | Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Journey Below | Ability | Rogue | 1 | 0 | 0 |
A Light in the Darkness | Ability | Paladin | 2 | 0 | 0 |
White King | Hero | 0 | 0 | 20 | |
Ivory Knight | Minion | Paladin | 6 | 4 | 4 |
Swashburglar | Minion | Rogue | 1 | 1 | 2 |
White Pawn | Minion | 1 | 1 | 6 | |
White Rook | Minion | 3 | 2 | 6 | |
Black Bishop | Minion | 3 | 0 | 6 | |
White Queen | Minion | 7 | 4 | 6 | |
Grimestreet Protector | Minion | Paladin | 7 | 6 | 6 |
Jade Behemoth | Minion | Druid | 6 | 3 | 6 |
Drakonid Operative | Minion | Priest | 4 | 4 | 5 |
Doppelgangster | Minion | 5 | 2 | 2 | |
Doppelgangster | Minion | 5 | 2 | 2 |
Finally a card that will punish the fucking turn ropers.
can't read capital letters, it has to be in BOTH players decks, i want to take my time with my turns so i won't run it and the effect won't activate.
exactly... ofc.. i doubt they (turn ropers..) will run it.. so this card will have no effect but i believe alot of players will pick this.. :D and im interested :D i mean.. 15second turn from the start.. holy crap.. :D
AKA: How to certify that your opponent is a fellow chad
this will go in each my deck.. :D for sure :D
Mutually Assured Destruction
whut
7 mana for a 8/8 card that makes the game fast AF for both players if both have it in deck hum... Well this could see some play for 5 mana... I see a meme here.
why tho?
Jesus christ what a meme