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Hydra so interactive on turn 4 and 5 LUL. you must be so bad to have to play that garbage

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Quote from ma23ck >>

Hydra so interactive on turn 4 and 5 LUL. you must be so bad to have to play that garbage

Control Shaman hilariously wrecks Aggro Druid and Hunters that play Hydra. Volcano says hello for 24 face damage.

so, now we have Aggro priest too? WHAT DA FUCK is wrong with people today!!! everything needs to be fucking aggro!! are people that fucking focused on reaching the future, the fastest way as possible, all the time..  the same goes for instant coffee? why not wait for a fucking great coffee to brew???? lols.. lols.! why not fucking live in the monent, and play some fucking control/midrange instead??!?!? who the fuck enjoys playing that aggro crap! let's vomit out some minions and do shit.. fucking retardos! cheers! i'm going back deep into the salt mines!adios!

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Gruul (twice), King Mukla, The Beast, King Krush (twice), Tinkmaster Overspark (I like this guy but he's still in meme tier.

Quote from Makkum >>

You guys are hilarious,  non stop crying, whining, shouting.... 

Nobody forces you to play the game, and by the way, its a game. How about the fact you can go outside, go for a walk, go to the cinema, socialise with other human beings. Jump out of your shadow the worldwideweb covers you. Why cry about a game designd for people who can easily be make addicted to stuff. Dont get addicted, speak to people, boys can talk to girls and the other way around. Life is great but hearthstone isnt life or does it pay your bills? Its a massive destruction of time you are doing and time is important since we arent immortal yet. Just try it, go outside and see what happens. Computergames are very dangerous to society and developers are brewing poison right in this moment. Blizzcon is coming, soon you are going to see them again. Smiling, everything is awesome and exciting to them, they dont care about human beings feelings. They care about your money. They will never admit, if you stand in front of a developer he is smiling into your face. You forget for a moment that this guy is poisoning young peoples minds. But you come to conclusion that he is dangerous.

Ok guys longstory short: uninstall hearthstone because your efforts of pretending to be angry are unhealthy for you and i get salty about the fact you keep playing instead of uninstall. Otherwise you are addicted and at some point of life it gets to you.

Quote from Makkum >>

You guys are hilarious,  non stop crying, whining, shouting.... 

Nobody forces you to play the game, and by the way, its a game. How about the fact you can go outside, go for a walk, go to the cinema, socialise with other human beings. Jump out of your shadow the worldwideweb covers you. Why cry about a game designd for people who can easily be make addicted to stuff. Dont get addicted, speak to people, boys can talk to girls and the other way around. Life is great but hearthstone isnt life or does it pay your bills? Its a massive destruction of time you are doing and time is important since we arent immortal yet. Just try it, go outside and see what happens. Computergames are very dangerous to society and developers are brewing poison right in this moment. Blizzcon is coming, soon you are going to see them again. Smiling, everything is awesome and exciting to them, they dont care about human beings feelings. They care about your money. They will never admit, if you stand in front of a developer he is smiling into your face. You forget for a moment that this guy is poisoning young peoples minds. But you come to conclusion that he is dangerous.

Ok guys longstory short: uninstall hearthstone because your efforts of pretending to be angry are unhealthy for you and i get salty about the fact you keep playing instead of uninstall. Otherwise you are addicted and at some point of life it gets to you.

Just fuck off dude.

Quote from Makkum >>

You guys are hilarious,  non stop crying, whining, shouting.... 

Nobody forces you to play the game, and by the way, its a game. How about the fact you can go outside, go for a walk, go to the cinema, socialise with other human beings. Jump out of your shadow the worldwideweb covers you. Why cry about a game designd for people who can easily be make addicted to stuff. Dont get addicted, speak to people, boys can talk to girls and the other way around. Life is great but hearthstone isnt life or does it pay your bills? Its a massive destruction of time you are doing and time is important since we arent immortal yet. Just try it, go outside and see what happens. Computergames are very dangerous to society and developers are brewing poison right in this moment. Blizzcon is coming, soon you are going to see them again. Smiling, everything is awesome and exciting to them, they dont care about human beings feelings. They care about your money. They will never admit, if you stand in front of a developer he is smiling into your face. You forget for a moment that this guy is poisoning young peoples minds. But you come to conclusion that he is dangerous.

Ok guys longstory short: uninstall hearthstone because your efforts of pretending to be angry are unhealthy for you and i get salty about the fact you keep playing instead of uninstall. Otherwise you are addicted and at some point of life it gets to you.

While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

Quote from Makkum >>

You guys are hilarious,  non stop crying, whining, shouting.... 

Nobody forces you to play the game, and by the way, its a game. How about the fact you can go outside, go for a walk, go to the cinema, socialise with other human beings. Jump out of your shadow the worldwideweb covers you. Why cry about a game designd for people who can easily be make addicted to stuff. Dont get addicted, speak to people, boys can talk to girls and the other way around. Life is great but hearthstone isnt life or does it pay your bills? Its a massive destruction of time you are doing and time is important since we arent immortal yet. Just try it, go outside and see what happens. Computergames are very dangerous to society and developers are brewing poison right in this moment. Blizzcon is coming, soon you are going to see them again. Smiling, everything is awesome and exciting to them, they dont care about human beings feelings. They care about your money. They will never admit, if you stand in front of a developer he is smiling into your face. You forget for a moment that this guy is poisoning young peoples minds. But you come to conclusion that he is dangerous.

Ok guys longstory short: uninstall hearthstone because your efforts of pretending to be angry are unhealthy for you and i get salty about the fact you keep playing instead of uninstall. Otherwise you are addicted and at some point of life it gets to you.

also he should realize that's the point of this thread: to be salty af

Is anyone else not excited, but practically salty about BlizzCon? I don't care at all about some silly "Inn-vitational" at the event that usually hosts the world championship.  Just seems to reinforce the casual game perception.  Also not excited that Brode will resurface from his between expansion hibernation to sell more cards...where nothing will really change except exposing us to the latest round of balance testing failures, which will probably cause the game to be unplayable until nerfs have to happen in February.

I faced a ton of aggro decks in the brawl and decided to create a disruptive deck that mainly just focused on killing the board all the time. What do I face afterwards? Combo decks all day long. 

unpopoular opinion: i would rather you give your 80g to somoene else than play against a netdeck in an 80g challenge. 

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so, now we have Aggro priest too? WHAT DA FUCK is wrong with people today!!! everything needs to be fucking aggro!! are people that fucking focused on reaching the future, the fastest way as possible, all the time..  the same goes for instant coffee? why not wait for a fucking great coffee to brew???? lols.. lols.! why not fucking live in the monent, and play some fucking control/midrange instead??!?!? who the fuck enjoys playing that aggro crap! let's vomit out some minions and do shit.. fucking retardos! cheers! i'm going back deep into the salt mines!adios!

 

Quote from Pongdok >>

While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

Quote from Kaladin >>

unpopoular opinion: i would rather you give your 80g to somoene else than play against a netdeck in an 80g challenge. 

I almost never need to vent, but right now it's just super frustrating. I was running Tempo Rogue and kept running into Jade Druid. Never got my Keleseth, lost every game.  For a change of pace, I switch to Druid.  Every Rogue I face gets Keleseth / Shadowstep turn 1.  SMH.

Fuck this meta. 

jade druid

tempo rogue

Midrange hunter

zoolock

SKILLS DECK RIGHT THERE

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Quote from Pongdok >>

While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

 Well, this shit is a VIRTUAL card game. Time to learn that already. And why would anyone care how you feel about their deck?

anyone else hate this meta?

Never before i wanted to quick the game before a new expansion as i feel like all the decks are the same. 

If i win i feel like i got lucky.

If i loose i feel like i had no chance.

I feel like its a game of "Who can top deck first" 

Lots of the meta card feel broken..E.G Bonemare

Never seen soo many aggro decks in one day.....played 17 games and saw 2 control decks...LIKE WTF