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Jade druid is fun and interactive and totally not op.
https://hsreplay.net/replay/MLVkSY5RcVSeo2pGL7uAMD
Gorge you hatred, embrace your rage.
10 absolutely unwinnable games in a row, where my opponents have the perfect curve and perfect answer EVERY FUCKING TURN, blizzard can you please GO FUCK YOURSELVES with your rigged BULLSHIT. Thank you.
Sui Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard u cant pass rank 15 with trihard deck fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
What's with all the players roping when you're playing a bottom-tier class with a homebrew deck? Latest was a handbuff pally vs. a Hunter who would wait til the end of the rope to play his only possible play.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere.
Why is everything is this god forsaken game nothing but fucking aggro bullshit?? Every match i play has already determined the winner by turn 6, it's literally just a competition to see who can slap down the most goddamn cards onto the board
pmaMico Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Suck so hard u cant pass rank 15 with trihard deck fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
2 goddamn hours to win 5 games with Priest.
100 more for gold. So, 40 hours? If I get lucky?
Urgh.
I have no idea why I continue to play this travesty of a game. Matched up against 4 Big Priest in a row in Wild Casual. And 3 of them were the same guy. 3 TIMES IN A GODDAMN ROW!! SAME GUY!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?!?!
I haven't given this joke of a game any money in over a year and a half. And grateful that I never will make any further contributions to support this kind of shit.
May Brode hit the unemployment line in the near future.
Every fking Frostlich mage I met has the most perfect curve.
How is that even fair.
Feel Nature's wrath!
Yeah please fucking fix this Sea Witch thing already. Getting REALLY fucking tiresome
Its fangs are in your flesh before its hiss leaves your ears.
Golden Heroes: Druid -> Rogue -> Shaman -> Hunter -> Warlock
People playing Pirate Warrior netdecks in casual are proof that there is pure evil in this world.
Even if it's not trolling and they can't afford expensive decks...but why do they just make use of such a strong and meta defining deck somewhere actually useful? You know in FUCKING LADDER
All the people that say they play against priests that drop barnes turn 4, into big resurrect has to be lying. I've played that deck for 3-4 hours over the last few days and just recently I can tell you in the last 6-7 games today I've gone to roughly turn 10-15 and have yet to draw barnes. There has been several games where I don't even draw the 6 cost, make a copy of a random 5/5. But odds are when I do, it will -randomly- select barnes who is the only creature in the deck that does absolutely nothing. ..so don't be salty at the priest who does the turn 4 barnes and locks you out. Because for that one game they drew it, they probably went 10 games where they had to sit there and pass for 6 turns in a row, or my favorite, their first creature they could play was on turn 9, where the face warlock with no hand left, hero powers and draws siphon soul to draw a 2 cost minion and a siphon soul to clear your one statue and provide junk on the board that the deathrattle would hit instead of their doomguard.
First game of the day. I'm playing Giant hunter. The opponent is playing face hunter. At turn 5 I play Naga Sea Witch and Mountain Giant. The opponent goes face. I'm down to 7 hp. I play Soggoth. The opponent top decks Kill command and kill me with hero power KC.
Yeah yeah, that can happen, no big deal. The next game I face another face hunter. At turn 5 I play Naga sea Witch and a giant. The opponent has full board with low cot minions. He goes face. At turn 6 I play Soggoth again. The opponent top decks silence, and kills me.
I switch to reno priest. A good deck with a lot of heal and removal.
I face another reno priest. At turn 4 I have a good board, while the opponent has a deathlord on board. I value trade into it (and plan to play cleric, and heal. Could draw some good cards now). From the deathlord I get Doomsayer. Kills my whole board, and the oppponent plays Raza the turn after. At turn 8 he plays anduin, and it's GG.
I have played three games today. And I have bad luck in every single one of them. I didn't play bad. Not at all, I played correctly. But how in the whole hell can I find some joy in this game if I only get rekt by top decking and raza and anduin on turn 8. There is absolutely nothing I can do. Stupid game.
Everything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.
Good day,
Dear friends,
I've join your forum today to drop my portion of salt and thoughts.(Been reading it for about 1/5 years.)
Been playing this retarded game since it's very release.
Dont want to drop it now because i still believe that it will be better in the nearest future.(Also wasting probably 1 k usd and a lot of time for this PERFECT card game).
I've chosen this game instead of MTG/Pokemon/Legend of five rings/and etc(TCG and CCG FAN i AM).
Dont want to play MTGO because main feature of mtg for me is to 'feel' cards but it has become time consuming due to too many sets releasing and clubs too far away - traffic JAMS and and other commuting problems.(Money not problem for MTG).
First of all i want to say that i believe that blizzard will do anything that is possible to improve this game and get rid of autistic card desings and fix rng problems sometimes and improove deckbuilding and class feature.
Salt for meta. Probably in chronological order for met.
REATARDER HUNTARDS.(AGRO NO SKILL)
RETARDER HUNTARDS.(AGRO NO SKILL)
The retardest huntards.(AGRO NO SKILL)
Drop this game for a while still preoder Grand no use tournament and still preorder GODS OF BEN BROILER.
SHAMANS NO SKILL AGRO BUTHERS
Ctun priest was awesome for me.
Than it was TURDDZETZHAN.
GAK YOU GAKEN NO SKILL RETARDED WARRIORS PIRATOS NO SKILL AGRO BUTHES GO GAK YOURSELF SUPER DUPER FAN DECK FOR DOCKSUCKERS AND OTHER ASSTARDING NO SKILL NOOBS.
jADE DRUID WAS INTERESTING(Not playing it NOW - dont wanna be a retarded no brainer)
But what for now
NO GAKEN SKILL AGRO AND SHAMANS GAKEN RNG no faken skill PRIESTS WITH NETSTUPID DECKs and other RNG based value GAK YOU DIE IN BRODIES ASHENGOLE.
GOT SKILL SUCKTARD PIRATOS and other scum shiet.
Try no climb a ladded BY using !!! BIZ PRIEST EZ BIG NO FAKEN SKILL AND NO FAKENLUCK NO USE HATE LUCKERNO SKILL BARNES 4th TURN PUT IN ARSHCEN PLAY.
TRY TO USE MAGE ELEMENTAL got 18 RANK GAK YOU!!!
Huntard no use others no use MILL ROGYE TOP BUT RNG BASED.
Ranked is the MOST RETARDED JUST LIKE THE ARENA ( NOT SUPER FUN BED GAKER BRODLING NO SUPER EXCITING!!! YOU HEAR ME YOU WOODEN GNOME!!!)
Turdstone is BUSINEESSSSS and SUPER exciting monet making system based on 30 milliones MOBILE PHONE PLAYERS and no skill and not developing society.
BAD BRODER MAKE THIS GAME FUN AND EXCIETING LIKE YOU"VE SAID !!! NO FUN AND NOT EXCTIING !!!
HOPE RNG HELP YOU TO IMPROVE YOU VISION OF THE GAME AND NOT ONLY COLLECTING YOUR GAKEN MONEY!!!!
I DONT CARE ABOUT 30 MILLIONS no SKILLERS just bystanders.
HELP BY DEVELOPING PRO PLAYERS COMMUNITY AND FOR DEDICATED PLAYERS. (NOT ONLY PRO RNG BASED no skill DOCKSTONE TOURNAMETS WITH RETAREDERED DECKS!
STILL LOVING GUYS WHO PLAYS THEIR CUSTOM DECKS WITH A PURPOSE OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT!!!(YOU HEAR DROBERBENNER).
YES I"M USING NET DECK TO CLIMB THIS RETARDED BRODELADDER(CANT CLIMB IT WITH MY OWN STUFF DECKS)
Rank 18 no skill no luck no rgn help
In conclusion.
SORRY FOR BAD AND SIMPLE ENGLISH.(Thought i've got proficiency in it)
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BENDERBREAD I HOPE YOU GOT REKT BY YOUR JADEEVOLVEPIRATOPRISEGAKGUN COMBO EVERY DAY.
ULTIMATE INFESTATE URANUS!!!URANUS!!!URANUS!!!URANUS!!!URANUS!!!URANUS!!!URANUS!!!
Blessing granted.
But as you know my dear, IT"S NOT OVER YET!!!
Here is another proof that random spells are degenerate:
got matched vs quest mage with handlock; bad match up, but definitely winnable, especially when you get 2 giants out.
My opponent was super bad because he wasted coin to play babbling book on turn 1 with quest
And guess what: i've never had a chance to attack, because had frozen my board till turn 10, so that's 6 freezes: he got all 4 freezes he has and randommed 2 more. Skill.
But i still was way ahead: he was out of freezes and hasnt drew much cards, he was like 15 cards in and my giants were still alive + i got bigger board
And then he plays cabalist tome, gets simulacrum and molten reflection from it and kills me next turn.
Yeah. Really fun to lose vs degenerate just because he had highrolled when your chance of winning are 90%-ish. Im pretty sure hr hasnt even realized how lucky was he. Really good game design.
I know quest mage is aids but.... damn it feels good to farm razakus priests (at rank 4 like 50% of the matchups are razakus priests.. yum yum)
Fuck cubelock
Hahaha, this is hilarious. You went from civilised to something damn near primal. Kudos to you dude, I think you beat everyone here.
I opened moorabi today the previous legendary i opened prior to this was professor Putricide I feel Like necking myself FeelsBadMan