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When you go into Standard Casual thinking to yourself "Let's try and have some fun and not deal with the toxicity of Ranked" and then you immediately fight 4 Control Warlocks in a row.

"Welp, looks like it's time for me to finally take the dive to Wild" o wait.... WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK, WARLOCK.

Honestly if you play Control/Cube Warlock in Ranked then I don't care. Winning is fun and releases that dopamine that we all crave in this day and age, but come on, in Casual? What the hell is wrong with you?

why is this always fucking happening to me?????????????????????????????:

everyone draws ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY but me.   when is FUCKING going to be my turn????

when is it going to be my turn to draw well?  i cant do this anymore...............

BIG PRIEST IN CASUAL BIG PRIEST IN CASUAL BIG PRIEST IN CASUAL

FUCKING KILL ME

and another deck that draws perfectly against me.  i wish this was all the same game and i wasn't justified in posting here.  but this is LITERALLY every single game. 

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and another deck that draws perfectly against me.  i wish this was all the same game and i wasn't justified in posting here.  but this is LITERALLY every single game. 

seriously,why the F you,referring to everyone that does it, keep playing cards untill the last second when you clearly lost the match?
To do a quest?then find a friend and do that with him instead waste people time.Fucking retards.Just concede and move on like everyone else in this world is doing.

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Bought mammoth bundle.... not a single legendary..... First time i bought something and playing since Naxx.... Lessen learned....

 

Don't worry guys, the next expansion will save hearthstone Kappa 1 2 3

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Yes, i am salty as fuck right now, but lets be honest, ask me anytime who should die of all hearthstone players and it wouldnt took me even a second to answer with big smile on my face - EVERY SINGLE MILL FUCKER. Like seriously, this shit is not strong, not fun, not anything. It exist only to TRIGGER the shit out of people. There must be a tragedy in every mill motherfucker scumbag's childhood to have this kind of preferences. Something serious, like their father raped them every night or mother's suicide, older brother broke his neck trying to blow himself, anything like this, healthy person would never had an idea like "I wanna suck at this game everytime, but I wanna be fucking anti-fun villian in this game, who will have my opponent vomiting after the game regardless of the outcome of this game". If there is a God, I want him to make every single mill scum commite suicide the most long and painful way possible and then somehow send me a video.

 Complaining about tier 3 decks. What's next, complaining about how op warriors are? lol

I know it's a salt thread, but there are limits for everything.

 

Blizzard need open the Warlock folder, hit select all and hit flipping delete. YAHARJHUFEASHBAFEHAEF 

Why do Hunters always take casual so seriously? Have a quest to play combo cards, Hunters just go straight to face for whole battle and win in 7 turns. Where's the fun in that? If you want to take it seriously, go to ladder.

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THIS GAME IS JUST A TRIGGERING SHIT. You just cant get any pleasure from this. Answers, topdecks, OP shit and win more cards. How it this possible to handle this shit and not going mad? l've played like 30 mins today and I hate everything in this world already. 

But the biggest problem is not even RNG or poor designed cards. No. The biggest problem is fucking matchmaking. If game wanna fuck you you will fucked. It doesn't matter what deck you play you just fucked. Some of you guys don't believe this shit and advice me to wear tinfoil hat -  FUCK YOU, this shit exists. When you lose 5-10 games in a row with tier 1 deck on ranks 5-1 it's not a fucking coincidence with a 0.001% chance. If game doesn't want you win you don't win. 

And those tryhard retards who really think that they skillful by playing Barnes on turn 4 or summoner on 6 - FUCK YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF, you don't deserve to live,  suck some ben brode's dick and die. W/o you this world will be better place for everyone.

This crap has nothing in common with eposrts or even skill. It's a fucking dice roll. You only have illusion that you play this game. You decisions decide only 5-10% of victory. That's why some 12 y.o. kid can easily win game against "best player in the world" after 2 mistakes every turn.

2.5 years in game, 4 golden heroes, 5k wins in ranked and I've  deleted  this crap and hope that I will NEVER EVER AGAIN PLAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Enough for me this shitty experience. HS in't about pleasure or well spending time. It's about hating everything (include yourself) and suffering. HatredStone: Heroes of Suffer.

I hope this game'll burn in hell with ben (cocksucker) brode.

Go to play some Witcher 3. 

Just figured out why the games I faced last night were a totally different meta than the previous night where I was crushing everyone. TempoStorm updated their wild snapshot and put Giantslock as the top deck. So now every player who doesn't want to make a decision about anything in their lives is doing exactly what Reynad's propaganda team want them to do and are playing Giantslock. Fucking hell.

It's even the exact same list with Sac Pacts and stuff over Dark Pacts.

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Just figured out why the games I faced last night were a totally different meta than the previous night where I was crushing everyone. TempoStorm updated their wild snapshot and put Giantslock as the top deck. So now every player who doesn't want to make a decision about anything in their lives is doing exactly what Reynad's propaganda team want them to do and are playing Giantslock. Fucking hell.

It's even the exact same list with Sac Pacts and stuff over Dark Pacts.

Somehow I get the impression this game gives you better RNG if you behave like a completely hopeless piece of shit.

I pretty much never see anybody getting punished after shoving their BM on my face, while people who actually play the game and even look like polite players do much worse.

Is this game a sociologic experiment or something?

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Yes, i am salty as fuck right now, but lets be honest, ask me anytime who should die of all hearthstone players and it wouldnt took me even a second to answer with big smile on my face - EVERY SINGLE MILL FUCKER. Like seriously, this shit is not strong, not fun, not anything. It exist only to TRIGGER the shit out of people. There must be a tragedy in every mill motherfucker scumbag's childhood to have this kind of preferences. Something serious, like their father raped them every night or mother's suicide, older brother broke his neck trying to blow himself, anything like this, healthy person would never had an idea like "I wanna suck at this game everytime, but I wanna be fucking anti-fun villian in this game, who will have my opponent vomiting after the game regardless of the outcome of this game". If there is a God, I want him to make every single mill scum commite suicide the most long and painful way possible and then somehow send me a video.

 Complaining about tier 3 decks. What's next, complaining about how op warriors are? lol

I know it's a salt thread, but there are limits for everything.

 

 I never said its op, in fact I said exactly opposite:
>this shit is not strong
Mill mechanic is just toxic as fuck, and I will always hate it, doesnt matter how low its on lier list. In fact, you would be the one who would complain about warrior back in patron meta, because even after explaining why I wish all millers to die, you still somehow decide I am considering powerlvl of the deck