Hearthpwn

Quote from FredFlames >>

If blizzard could just fire the asshole magic players that work there on hearthstone, it might be a great game....

Quote from Kaladin >>

more of the same shit. he played terribly, took gigantic unnecessary gambles, and won anyways.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/MWWGG2vu6wuoFX5PUBzdC8

i should stop playing decks that require skill and instead just play cubelock.

I killed three raptors, Barnes, and Y'Shaarj.  Of course Y'Shaarj is an option for Eternal Servitude.  My fault for not playing around it.

why does everyone but me get so goddamned lucky?????

whats it like to draw well?  to build your deck around a few cards and actually draw them?    how many times do i have to face shaman where they have both double totem golem and double hex in the first 6 turns?

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd then i lose to mage who has the actual perfect opening and i lose the game by turn 4.

another mage who has both antonidas and emperor by turn 7.  goddamnit.  why me.

oh yes, i forgot to mention he was running Prince Malchezar. 

what the fuck is going on.  why does everyone FUCKING EVERYONE but me get to draw their perfect opening??????

Ok, I’m done with this game. Not only I’m sick of encountering warlocks 60% of the time, fucking assholes who play tier 1 decks in casual, but also I haven’t opened a single legendary buying 1 pack per day with gold for over a month! 35ish packs and not a single lego. Wtf is this? Why put any effort at all if there is no reward?

Gadgetzan Auctioneer needs to fuck off into the HoF when the rest of his gadgetzan buddies clear out of standard. I hate that fucking card so much and have lost more unjust games against it than nearly any other in the whole game. 

Playing Deathrattle quest priest for a bit of fun in casual.

Come up against Secret mage X2, cubelock, murloc paladin and kingsbane mill rogue.

On top of that, twice I didn't even draw a minion that i could play in the first 4 turns. Despite having 20 deathrattle minions in a 30 card deck, most of which cost 3 or less.

this game is just broken... or is it the ladder "system"?

without any progression, the game gets boring, so the ladder makes sense, but the fact that there can only be played a number of decks to be successful, is what makes the game very monotonous and stale

in the end it comes to the point where its all about, who can play the specific t1 deck better (and of course some sort of luck with topdecks etc...)

... well i am off to face some more dudadins

I play control warlock, face a weak jade druid player who is able to get his jades to 16/16 while I'm waiting for my fucking geist but no, it's among the last 3 cards of my deck so I need to play all my removal as well as nzoth and guldan to survive.

then I switch to spiteful priest against cancer paladin, get 2x historian which of course does not pull a duskbreaker and neither do I draw any of them within 20 cards.

seriously blizzard, fuck your shit game

Every time when I'm 1 win off from rank 6, i fucking lose it.  What a fucking joke

Quote from Kaladin >>

I killed three raptors, Barnes, and Y'Shaarj.  Of course Y'Shaarj is an option for Eternal Servitude.  My fault for not playing around it.

why does everyone but me get so goddamned lucky?????

THIS GAME IS JUST A TRIGGERING SHIT. You just cant get any pleasure from this. Answers, topdecks, OP shit and win more cards. How it this possible to handle this shit and not going mad? l've played like 30 mins today and I hate everything in this world already. 

But the biggest problem is not even RNG or poor designed cards. No. The biggest problem is fucking matchmaking. If game wanna fuck you you will fucked. It doesn't matter what deck you play you just fucked. Some of you guys don't believe this shit and advice me to wear tinfoil hat -  FUCK YOU, this shit exists. When you lose 5-10 games in a row with tier 1 deck on ranks 5-1 it's not a fucking coincidence with a 0.001% chance. If game doesn't want you win you don't win. 

And those tryhard retards who really think that they skillful by playing Barnes on turn 4 or summoner on 6 - FUCK YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF, you don't deserve to live,  suck some ben brode's dick and die. W/o you this world will be better place for everyone.

This crap has nothing in common with eposrts or even skill. It's a fucking dice roll. You only have illusion that you play this game. You decisions decide only 5-10% of victory. That's why some 12 y.o. kid can easily win game against "best player in the world" after 2 mistakes every turn.

2.5 years in game, 4 golden heroes, 5k wins in ranked and I've  deleted  this crap and hope that I will NEVER EVER AGAIN PLAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Enough for me this shitty experience. HS in't about pleasure or well spending time. It's about hating everything (include yourself) and suffering. HatredStone: Heroes of Suffer.

I hope this game'll burn in hell with ben (cocksucker) brode.

Go to play some Witcher 3. 

didnt draw hellfire and he got a way better guldan.  so its my fault and i deserve to lose.

Quote from Alex_Sobol >>

THIS GAME IS JUST A TRIGGERING SHIT. You just cant get any pleasure from this. Answers, topdecks, OP shit and win more cards. How it this possible to handle this shit and not going mad? l've played like 30 mins today and I hate everything in this world already. 

But the biggest problem is not even RNG or poor designed cards. No. The biggest problem is fucking matchmaking. If game wanna fuck you you will fucked. It doesn't matter what deck you play you just fucked. Some of you guys don't believe this shit and advice me to wear tinfoil hat -  FUCK YOU, this shit exists. When you lose 5-10 games in a row with tier 1 deck on ranks 5-1 it's not a fucking coincidence with a 0.001% chance. If game doesn't want you win you don't win. 

And those tryhard retards who really think that they skillful by playing Barnes on turn 4 or summoner on 6 - FUCK YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF, you don't deserve to live,  suck some ben brode's dick and die. W/o you this world will be better place for everyone.

This crap has nothing in common with eposrts or even skill. It's a fucking dice roll. You only have illusion that you play this game. You decisions decide only 5-10% of victory. That's why some 12 y.o. kid can easily win game against "best player in the world" after 2 mistakes every turn.

2.5 years in game, 4 golden heroes, 5k wins in ranked and I've  deleted  this crap and hope that I will NEVER EVER AGAIN PLAY THIS PIECE OF SHIT. Enough for me this shitty experience. HS in't about pleasure or well spending time. It's about hating everything (include yourself) and suffering. HatredStone: Heroes of Suffer.

I hope this game'll burn in hell with ben (cocksucker) brode.

Go to play some Witcher 3. 

 why does this fucking happen?????   his guldan summoned 3 voidlords yet he still have more in hand and drew hellfire for lethal before i drew a single copy.  why is everyone but me so goddamned lucky???  when's it going to be my turn? 

you're kidding me.   literally the next game.