Recently I thought that even if I am not decent at ladder, I can perform well in arena, because I do not make 500000+ pack openings, so I headed there. Sadly I had to notice that a difference kind (but still the same) shitfest is going there. I mean it is fine that since the expansion I only got a fucking useless Griftah as Legendary, but at least at arena....well it is not constructed.
But then, when a Warrior has 4 Heroic Strikes in hand to tank my face down, when a Psychic Scream and all the removals from priest is not enough to deal with Warlock's endless flood of omega agent-like shits, when Lynessa Sunsorrow got buffed by 3 Sound the Bells, when a Hunter is topdecking Akali, to have 10+ attack rush minions, and WHEN FUCKING SHAMAN TOPDECKS A FUCKING ZENTIMO AND HAS A FUCKING UNSTABLE EVOLUTION ALSO IN HAND......
That is when I say, fuck this piece of shit clownfiesta.
You don't have to do this. You're 40 old. Virgin. You should leave your mother's basement. You can find dopamine in the real world too, and you don't have to annoy everyone to madness while getting it.
I know, 14/15 stat on turn 3 can give you some of it, but that's harmful to other people. Not having any counterdeck feels good too, probably.
So please, stop playing these, delete your account or hang yourself. It would be better for you and to the world.
Plus: If you want to masturbate to something, watch porn instead of doing it while playing this deck.
What the fuck is up with this game, I try to play a Hybrid Hunter and all that this motherfucking game pits me against are fucking control decks like Taunt Druid, Control Priest, Cube Hunter, and Odd Warrior, what the fucking hell, motherfucking cunts, when I play Odd Warrior all I face are stupid motherfucking OTKs, what the hell is wrong with this game, I hope you all die you fuckers
just... just FUCK YOU litte shit with your incompetent plays and fucking highrolling the tirion and lich king from the 2 fucking stonehills u got in arena
just get the fuck out of this game and fuck yourself in the face
I just played 6 games with control mage, 5x jaina in last 2 cards. 5/6 Hunters had rexxar turn 6. Thanks hearthstone, I can see the skill you need for winning.
I used to love this game. Have played since beta, with no real break aside from GvG. And now I just feel sad. I've not played for about 10 days, come back....and what do I walk into? I'm running with an Odd Shaman
The same two to three decks everytime
Casual....is anything but
Cunters everywhere
BM EVERYWHERE
I don't even get as much fun watching the pros play
Is this a dying game? Dunno. It's not fun, and just feels like you'll only rewarded when you sink hours in the game. Which is sad.
I used to love this game. Have played since beta, with no real break aside from GvG. And now I just feel sad. I've not played for about 10 days, come back....and what do I walk into? I'm running with an Odd Shaman
The same two to three decks everytime
Casual....is anything but
Cunters everywhere
BM EVERYWHERE
I don't even get as much fun watching the pros play
Is this a dying game? Dunno. It's not fun, and just feels like you'll only rewarded when you sink hours in the game. Which is sad.
Well to be fair HS terribly lacks any sort of real progress system or has pitiful amounts of cosmetics/side content. Compare that to WoW and you get a real scope of what HS could be implementing but doesn't (the first glaring characteristic would be an achievement system).
I like to play midrange decks. Sadly they dont exist anymore...facerolled by aggro, facerolled by hunter, facerolled by otk...
The most retarded decks are the otk decks...they used to have a downside since the combos were hard to get. Now they are braindead easy and nothing besides tempo & luck with draw can beat them.
Just look at priest...every turn a safe removal or board clear....then revive all and otk...i wonder if its bots who play those decks. Must take like 1 min to programm a but that can maneuver a deck like this to turn 5...
how many concedes in a row does it generally take you guys until you stop facing netdecks in casual? last night i hit 7, this morning im hitting 5. really frustrating.
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hey guys
can you post a deck guide for climbing the casual ladder?
im really stuck at rank (doesn't exist)
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Recently I thought that even if I am not decent at ladder, I can perform well in arena, because I do not make 500000+ pack openings, so I headed there. Sadly I had to notice that a difference kind (but still the same) shitfest is going there. I mean it is fine that since the expansion I only got a fucking useless Griftah as Legendary, but at least at arena....well it is not constructed.
But then, when a Warrior has 4 Heroic Strikes in hand to tank my face down, when a Psychic Scream and all the removals from priest is not enough to deal with Warlock's endless flood of omega agent-like shits, when Lynessa Sunsorrow got buffed by 3 Sound the Bells, when a Hunter is topdecking Akali, to have 10+ attack rush minions, and WHEN FUCKING SHAMAN TOPDECKS A FUCKING ZENTIMO AND HAS A FUCKING UNSTABLE EVOLUTION ALSO IN HAND......
That is when I say, fuck this piece of shit clownfiesta.
lets play a game called "did you draw vilespine slayer on turn 5"
no? you lose the game to a 3-drop. have fun!
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Flappy Bird?
Seen that being played lately since Kibler's Aggro Druid stream.
For every Big Priest player:
You don't have to do this. You're 40 old. Virgin. You should leave your mother's basement. You can find dopamine in the real world too, and you don't have to annoy everyone to madness while getting it.
I know, 14/15 stat on turn 3 can give you some of it, but that's harmful to other people. Not having any counterdeck feels good too, probably.
So please, stop playing these, delete your account or hang yourself. It would be better for you and to the world.
Plus: If you want to masturbate to something, watch porn instead of doing it while playing this deck.
Wish you the best!
Obey C'Thun, Praise The Darkness, Pet Hakkar, the Soulflayer, Love Yogg-Saron, Hope's End
I sincerely hope all Taunt Druid players choke on a fucking dick and DIE.
What the fuck is up with this game, I try to play a Hybrid Hunter and all that this motherfucking game pits me against are fucking control decks like Taunt Druid, Control Priest, Cube Hunter, and Odd Warrior, what the fucking hell, motherfucking cunts, when I play Odd Warrior all I face are stupid motherfucking OTKs, what the hell is wrong with this game, I hope you all die you fuckers
hct
i would pay money for a 'no hunters' mode. honest to god subscription fee.
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just... just FUCK YOU litte shit with your incompetent plays and fucking highrolling the tirion and lich king from the 2 fucking stonehills u got in arena
just get the fuck out of this game and fuck yourself in the face
Whichever dev(s) that refuses to look at how resurrect effects for priest work:
Flog yourself in the face, repeatedly, with a rusted chain. Thanks.
I just played 6 games with control mage, 5x jaina in last 2 cards. 5/6 Hunters had rexxar turn 6. Thanks hearthstone, I can see the skill you need for winning.
Same shit again. Odd pally with Stonehill Defender into Sunkeeper Tarim. Fuck this shit, I can't wait for this crap to rotate out.
I used to love this game. Have played since beta, with no real break aside from GvG. And now I just feel sad. I've not played for about 10 days, come back....and what do I walk into? I'm running with an Odd Shaman
Is this a dying game? Dunno. It's not fun, and just feels like you'll only rewarded when you sink hours in the game. Which is sad.
Golden Hero Collections thus far; -
Europe: Druid, Hunter, Paladin, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Warrior (9/9)
Americas: Druid, Mage, Paladin Shaman (4/9)
Everywhere else: Workin on it.. (0/9)
I sincerely hope every single odd mage player trips over a big pile of steaming shit.
YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLES, GO SUCK HAIRY BALLS.
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Why do i even play on this motherfucking retarded Slot Machine of a game....? Someone enlighten me...
Because we all like the game despite we don't like the way it is now
Well to be fair HS terribly lacks any sort of real progress system or has pitiful amounts of cosmetics/side content. Compare that to WoW and you get a real scope of what HS could be implementing but doesn't (the first glaring characteristic would be an achievement system).
i wish i was allowed to have fun in casual.
i would pay a monthly subscription fee for a mode that banned netdecks.
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I like to play midrange decks. Sadly they dont exist anymore...facerolled by aggro, facerolled by hunter, facerolled by otk...
The most retarded decks are the otk decks...they used to have a downside since the combos were hard to get. Now they are braindead easy and nothing besides tempo & luck with draw can beat them.
Just look at priest...every turn a safe removal or board clear....then revive all and otk...i wonder if its bots who play those decks. Must take like 1 min to programm a but that can maneuver a deck like this to turn 5...
how many concedes in a row does it generally take you guys until you stop facing netdecks in casual? last night i hit 7, this morning im hitting 5. really frustrating.
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