What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
I don't know if it's my favorite, but Holy Wrath's "C'mon Molten Giant!!" is a great in-joke.
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Behold, foolish interlopers! I am commanding this mortal to spread the will of the Scourge throughout the interwebs, encouraging you to seek out me, Archlich Kel'Thuzad! Now coming to you as the tenth class of Hearthstone!
I am a finalist in this Class Creation Competition, so if you could give it a look I would be greatly appreciative <3
Evolve"So you say you want an evolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the board." (a card coming after years of Shaman being total crap lol)
Red Mana Wyrm It has double the Attack. "Go on." And double the Health. "Yes?" And its trigger has twice the effect. "WHAT???" And it costs... Five times more.
Tomb Lurker"She hang out in all the tombs, but she rarely posts"
While I actually like the majority of the Flavor texts I see in hearthstone, some of them just make me cringe.
List and discuss your favorite or least favorite flavor text in Hearthstone. I'll kick it off with this little guy!
Patches the Pirate
What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
YIKES! Talk about convoluted... bleh!
Arfus' is cheesy but i loled: there must always be a lick king.
Nice
I don't know if it's my favorite, but Holy Wrath's "C'mon Molten Giant!!" is a great in-joke.
Behold, foolish interlopers! I am commanding this mortal to spread the will of the Scourge throughout the interwebs, encouraging you to seek out me, Archlich Kel'Thuzad! Now coming to you as the tenth class of Hearthstone!
I am a finalist in this Class Creation Competition, so if you could give it a look I would be greatly appreciative <3
Pint-Size Potion is pretty good: I hope you didn't disenchant your Shadow Word: Horror!
That's actually how I realized how well those cards go together.
I think I might have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
He sure misses piloting those shredders
Worst flavor text by far is Fel Reavers, its a shitty out of context doge meme reference made in 2014. "much Fel, so Reaver"
Love: Blackguard - "Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?" - Reno Jackson
Dislike: Savagery - It is true that some druids are savage, but others still enjoy a quiet moment and a spot of tea.
peerc rewop
Greetings, traveler.
Let's make Hunter great.
Vanish has the best flavour text
go check it by yourself because i can't type it here
One of my favourites: Ancestor's Call
“Hey! Ancestors!” – Ancestor’s call
Also very great: Flash Heal
Flash! Ahhhhhhh–
worst - everything with "Sea" in the card name, shame on you blizz
best - Primordial Drake is pretty cool
some favourites:
Evolve "So you say you want an evolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the board." (a card coming after years of Shaman being total crap lol)
Red Mana Wyrm It has double the Attack. "Go on." And double the Health. "Yes?" And its trigger has twice the effect. "WHAT???" And it costs... Five times more.
Tomb Lurker "She hang out in all the tombs, but she rarely posts"
Dr. Boom "MARVEL AT HIS MIGHT"
Lost Tallstrider "The message, "If found, please return to Mulgore," is tattoed on his rear."
Mimsy Were The Borogoves
Blade of C'Thun has a great one.
C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.