Hearthpwn

The only reason her battlecry is OP is because it's THREE minions, so the chance is not very high and not very low either.

Hope you guys liked this card!

Flavor: "He was always the odd one."

If you have 2 minions, you get a Spider Tank body. If you have 4 minions, you get a 3/6 at a discount of 1 mana. Go beyond that and you're reaching insane territory.

The effect is dynamic, so when you play/draw cards, the minion's stats change. 

This card is similiar to Mana Wraith in the way it works. When it dies, the effect is removed. But unlike Mana Wraith, this card has an Asymmetrical effect, making it easier for you to use combos (Also by rounding down your 1 mana cost cards to 0) while disrupting your opponent's plays. It will also apply to hero powers mana cost (For example, if you have Maiden of the Lake on the board, your hero power will cost 0).

 Note that the minion will always be summoned on the side, so Archimonde's effect will only ever take out one minion if positioned correctly. You can construct your deck to include more even cost minions if you want to summon Malorne, and odd minions for Archimonde. Priced at 6 to take into account the revealing of your minion to the opponent, which can be valuable in guessing your deck.

He apprenticed under Wilfred for quite a while, but he knows he's not cut out for being a Master Summoner quite yet. Maybe after they clean up the rest of the Eredar lords.

Summon: "You start the ritual, I'll join in!"

Attack: "Uh... doomblivion!"

Inspire: "More power!"

How do you guys feel about this, balance-wise? Is 2 cards too much?

Oh, I just had to.

The most obvious pun actually ended up having a really interesting effect for me. This could turn out to be a boardwipe if RNG is on your side (or against you, if it wipes your board). Or, it could just take out one minion and be a much worse Deadly Shot (given that that minion could've been your own).

EDIT: Changed the stats from 6/6 to 7/5... 6/6 would've been basically power creep on the Pit Fighter ^^
6/5 is just not good enough for ~5 mana and 7/5 seems perfect... I think we actually need more minions that replace the stats of Salty Dog ^^ and Salty Dog has at least the 'Pirate' tag, which costs him 1 Health :D
Other similar minions are Stalagg & Venture Co.. Stalagg has an additional effect, that costs him 1 Health, while Venture Co.'s effect is negative, so that he has 1 more Health.
The Ogre benefits from being played on turn 9 with another card, so that you can actually use all your mana crystals and not play him on turn 5 as a 5 drop ^^ might be somewhat decent in Arena.

When Uther was young he often took things to literally.