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I'm playing an arena match against paladin. I'm around 16 life with Acidic Swamp Ooze on board, he's around 24 with some 4/3 minion.
Then he plays Holy Wrath...
...targeting me...
...HITTING FOR 20.
That's a Molten Giant he pulled from his wrath. RNGesus decided you did NOT need to win that match. Sorry that happened bro, but I do have to say this...
New meta "Biggadin" incoming!
Just beat two face hunters and two mages as shaman (deck I made). BMed all the way. Feels good man.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
Should have conceded the moment you were dealt your first 3 or 4 cards.
"Put your face in the light!" - Tirion Fordring
Casual matchmaking is a fucking scumbag.
Trying out Patron Warrior? Queued into a Freeze/Giant mage in the very first game.
Testing your homebrew Giant Priest? Queued into someone with 2 BGH's in the very first game.
Casual mode just seems to be netdeck central and people doing anything other than trying fun decks should just gtfo of it
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Just playing some casual combo druid games trying to get used to its playstyle and, of course, I come across this same facehunter twice. Long story short, two games in a row he needed to top deck an owl to kill me. Two games in a row he top decked an owl to kill me. It's times like these that I wish blizz would instate expletive emotes to use in-game.
I hate playing against Patron so much and I'm really worried that none of the new cards are going to do anything to counter it. Warrior should not have a combo deck. The class has too much removal and armor to make it balanced.
You are not prepared!
That's how Blizzard makes "everyone" playing on Casual happy. Notice how you always have a winning streak after a losing streak after a winning streak and as on?
They give one of you the perfect opening hand and the other absolutely garbage draws so things would even out eventually for both of you in the long run.
I've just played 7 games in Constructed. Six Face Hunter and one Zoolock - wasn't even that controlish zoo, it was Facelock, with Wolf riders. I only managed to win one of them with my midrange deck... I am SOOO hoping that the new cards coming with TGT will stop the cancer!
RNGesus Giveth and RNGesus Taketh away! I was in an arena fighting a priest and got him down to 9 heath when he had a buffed Emperor Cobra on the board, to answer my Force-Tank MAX. He Inner Fire the Cobra kills the 7/7 and heals the cobra back up to 9/4. I had a ships cannon on the board ,woohoo, and Hungry Dragon and Drakonid Crusher in hand, neither of which I dared play cus' cobra scury. Luckily for me I top deck into a Stormwind Knight, and kill the cobra with Knight and ships cannon. I then play Drakonid Crusher as a 9/9. he top keks intoShadow Word: Death, and kills it :'( . He heals, and I top skill a Lord of the Arena to deal with a Temple Enforcer on board which was responsible for the cobra fun earlier.
TL;DR here is were it gets interesting, I summon hungry Dragon and it gives him a Webspinner, he sacs the webspinner and gets another fucking Emperor Cobra. I cry. He plays Auchnai soulpriest and we play the topskill wars down for 3 turns whilst he gets me down to 11. Then RNGesus knowing I had the top skills, top decks me a Pyroblast and I hit him with it and a spider tank for the win!
FYI that freeze giant monster is called a echo mage, and it's pretty insta win against anything control and late mid-range based. However I assume you probably know that.
Today I got the 2-cost minions daily. Time to keep testing my recently built mech hunter... if those mech shamans could stop getting the exact answer to my plays every f*cking time... that would be reaaaally nice. I mean, crackle my 4/4 or 4/5 minions. Powermace after trading all the minions to activate my explosive trap, playing Leeroy, Flametongue and Rockbiter to get me to lethal range when I was going to win in two turns, being able to go full monger to my face while getting freeze from all stupid spare parts, and of course the inevitable yolo totem followed by emoting like a moron.
Dudes, I'm trying not to play facetard again, just stop doing that, or I'll say "screw humans" and go back to that hole.
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this fucking game is dying. so many people around me quit and i can understand why too. the RNG is just plain fucked up. trying to fnsh a quest. uses zoo- meet fucking patrons. lost-fine change to handlock - meet all the handlocks out there ( no fucking patrons here) - switch back to zoo- instantly patron again. fuck this shit. who de fuck is deciding all this matchmaking deserves to rot in a special place in hell. fucking bullshit hearthstone. fuck this game guess im quitting soon too. fuck the new expansion too, aint gonna spend a dime there. FUCK U BLIZZARD
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Like...dog sh!t.
I wonder if everybody would switch to priest if heroes had 40 hp :D
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"Not having an answer in your turn 3 means bad deck" is easy to say. But countless of good control and combo decks find themselves with a bad bad muligan wich only leaves them to hero power...and if that happened, most of the times you pretty much lost the game.
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Oh my god, literally the same thing happened in my last mage arena, drafted three flamestrikes and often drew three in a row, the opponent would play no minions and I would have dick all to play.
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I still hate huntards more than patron.. At least patron gives you a bit more intresting and interactive matches. I like playing decks thats a bit on the slow side.. Playing with or againts cancer decks like face hunter gives me the least rewarding gameplay experience..
I hear ya. It's the mouthbreathers who just sit and look at each card and flip them back and forth until the rope counter, THEN they suddenly remember to play their cards. I find myself saying "Oh you DO know how to play, congratulations!" with all due sarcasm. I mean, come on, turn 2 should NOT see a rope timer. It's not hard to drop one card unless you've got someone standing watch over you telling you not to eat the paste.