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God I suck at this game

Quote from Matrix801 >>

Quote from Wolfgang_02 >>

How people has patience to climb the ladder with those disgusting Cube Warlocks? I only win if I have the same deck? How do I win? I take 100% of the matches been Priests just, please, stop only using this deck. The game has 9 classes. Try some different deck FFS

Having nine classes is an ambitious plan - other games stop at 5.  Perhaps the team just bit off a  bit more than they could chew going for 9 and having them all be mono.

Came back in the evening to wish you all a nice xmas evening.
Meanwhile queued into 3 face hunters in casual while testing a quest druid. Already got angry. lol.

небритый Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play netdeck fucking hunter and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 16 at the end of the season in wild fucking trihard noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

So... many... broken... cards...!

It's such a shame, if you don't want to get crushed, you are basically limited to playing three or four busted decks. There is no room for just having some fun any more. Trying to come up with interesting ideas means you are guaranteed to lose to cards that cheat out ridiculous amounts of tempo.

What happened to this game?!?!

How to try and ruin my xmas evening, by playing netdeck big priest in wild with barnes turn 4.

Really trying to make everyones xmas suck, thank you sir for really teaching my the true spirit of xmas...NETDECKIN IN CASUAL.  

Quote from HMcCool >>

How to try and ruin my xmas evening, by playing netdeck big priest in wild with barnes turn 4.

Really trying to make everyones xmas suck, thank you sir for really teaching my the true spirit of xmas...NETDECKIN IN CASUAL.  

How is hunter beatable?  They have infinite damage, the same bullshit opening which is broken, minions you can't target, and every card has synergy with ....every other card in the deck.  How is this shit allowed?

jades in casual.oh god.Can we fucking stop this fucking mess for once?

B4ldog Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play netdeck fucking warlock and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 16 at the end of the season in wild fucking trihard noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Quote from kutamoon >>

Repeat after me. 

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

Xol the Unscathed is cancer.

 

fuck this aggro meta game i quit wont miss it

Сергей Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play fucking netdeck druid and suck so hard that you cant pass rank 16 at the end of the season fucking noob little bitch ... Fucking noob garbage ... Eat shit ...

Quote from Kaladin >>

losing a 1 in 6 twice in a row because fuck me

edit: three in a row now.

edit: four times in a row.  how is this fucking possible????????

edit: i was playing big priest and got shadow essence into barnes 4 times in a row.  then, tired of that bullshit i switched to dane's big illusionist in wild.  as it to fuck with me even further, i played sneed's and it summoned barnes.

fuck my life.

This game is amazing sometimes. I've played Dragon Priest a lot in the previous expansions. However, I can't count the number of games where I didn't draw any dragon synergy at all despite having between 8 to 11 dragons in the deck. Well, this expansion I've picked up Cubelock and the deck is quite fun. What pisses me off is that I've had quite a number of games where I've managed to draw the four demons I have in the deck before drawing and playing my Possessed Lackey's. Wuhu! 5 mana 2/2 with deathrattle: do nothing. Skull of the Man'ari can compensate though when I manage to draw it. 

God damn cube warlocks!!!!!!!! Feels like every second game I'm facing that absolutely absurd amount of life steal, single target removal, card draw hero power which is massively offset by said life steal, that dumbass 3/9 deathrattle taunt demon that just gets re-summoned via cube, N'zoth and blood reaver. Oh! not to mention that stupid little Rin who just piles on another win condition for shits and giggles...

Seriously considering leaving hearthstone until this shit, as well as priest has a damn good nerfing session to bring em into line.

Okay, I feel better. Thanks. lol.

Quote from Belzzzz >>

111 bosses in Dungeon Run with Warlock.  It's actually fun and easy mode from 1 to 11. Then the last boss is RNG fiesta and I get rekt every time. Why is the difficulty gap between 11 and 12 so high ? This is f... annoying.

Dear Diary,

I'm 1 victory to finally achieve rank 10 (wow, how good I am at this game). I tried my best during the match. Deck buffed by Prince Keleseth. Enemy's HP down to 8. Full board. Then he cleared my board with that disgusting Duskbreaker. I've drawn my Leeroy Jenkins buffed to... 7. Checkmate. I lost.

Ok, let's try more.

3 Cube Warlocks. All 3's HP down to minus 10 or close to 0. They've cured himself to 20+ HP.

I'm done.

Let's try to lose my mind tomorrow.

why is it that aggro decks get to draw perfectly in most games, but if you're control, you never draw it.