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Okay after like the 5th Jade Mongoloid in a row I'm actually done with this expansion ALREADY.

Every single opponent I faced today was a frickin' control priest or something. I win 90% of the time, but every single match is boring and long as hell. STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID DECK, IT'S A PIECE OF GARBAGE!

EDIT: EVEN THE SECRET MAGE AND JADE DRUID ARE MORE FUN TO PLAY AGAINST.

What a degenerate low life piece of shit you have to be to still play pirate warrior. Fuck's sake I get that this game is hard to keep up with as a f2p. But that doesn't mean you need to infect the meta with your pathetic deck that is new by discovering a silence card that existed since classic sets. Like wow, silence? WHAT AN INVENTION.

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I see a lot of bitching against jade here and a lot of calls for nerfs. It would be fun to know how many out of you people who have tried to actually tech in geist in your deck? It does deal with jade idol which seems to be what people have the biggest issue with.

I've been trying out jade lately (both in ranked and YES CASUAL) because I want to see how it stands against geist but so far I've only encountered it ONCE. It did hit pretty hard but the player was bad and ultimately only won because he topdecked anduin where he would have died next turn. 

My point is there is a solution to jade so maybe try that out?

I don't really have a lot to be salty about right now. I'm not sure if people here are exagerrating or if I'm just "lucky" but so far into the expansion I haven't encountered a single pirate warrior. There are a lot of random decks tho, both in ranked and casual. I met a jade yesterday that ran mark of the lotus and naturalize which feels.. weird? Just a lot of new variants of old decks but with new "old" cards which is interesting. Priests are a bit annoying tho with all the regular priest bullshit they do only now it's amplified with the new cards.

When you run 2 Geist and can't draw one before Shaman plays evolve :(

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Why are people playing the mage quest? And why the Hell do Blizzard allow this? I don't have words. Who THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE ENTERTAINING TO BE FROZEN FOR TWENTY MINUTES WHILE MAGE IS MASTURBATING?! This is the rogue quest times a thousand. I just concede. I rather Loose rank than sit and watch this shit. FFS Blizzard fIX THIS SHIT U DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!

 I am to counter all the greedy priest and druid players :) Works like a charm. And btw Thank You!!

How can you live with urself?
Shame on you...

'Let's see, I have 9 cards in my hand... what to play?...
Hmmm... I better let the rope burn.
Think this through... 

Look! This one freezes all my enemies for two mana! WOW!
Good thing my mom bought me all this epic Babbling Book's! 

I have five of those freeze things... Oh... I freeze everyone and then I throw fire balls forever for free! I'm so skilled!
Maybe I can go to Blizzard championship!
I will be like Kolento! Yay!
Oh, no! one enemy is not frozen!

Good thing I have five of these Iceblock...
I will go to world championship...
I am 'mage' i have such a talent... '

Shaman played saronite chain gang and evolved them BOTH IN TO EARTH ELEMENTALS, ON TURN 5. And later on turn 7 i got doupplegangster from my firelands portal. FFS

Malfurion is fkn op idiot team 5 again made an op class with broken cards.

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Why are you "thanking" me for playing the game? You got the cards you needed to win and I didn't. I am not losing on purpose. And we are at the same rank, so I guess you are thanking the little people on your way up?

TL;DR Hearthstone has the biggest bunch of idiots in their player base I have ever experienced.

 I always thank the little guy on the way up to legend.

 The people who don't emote, don't squelch, and don't mind their childish opponents get to Legend 100 and below. You don't seem like one of those. Been to legend every month I aimed at it and you seem like a little guy to me. ;) Your silent opponents are more likely to be better at the game than you are now.

What the fuck is wrong with druids? Why they always have ramp cards in starting hand and when I have 4 mana they have 8. Every fucking game. 

BM sucks. 

wish people would growup and stop being spoiled brats. 

"Yay i won! now im going to emote 8 times before i win"  

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I see a lot of bitching against jade here and a lot of calls for nerfs. It would be fun to know how many out of you people who have tried to actually tech in geist in your deck? It does deal with jade idol which seems to be what people have the biggest issue with.

I've been trying out jade lately (both in ranked and YES CASUAL) because I want to see how it stands against geist but so far I've only encountered it ONCE. It did hit pretty hard but the player was bad and ultimately only won because he topdecked anduin where he would have died next turn. 

My point is there is a solution to jade so maybe try that out?

Whenever I play a combo or a miracle deck (OTK decks or Lyra priest), my win condition is always at the bottom of the deck.

(Played 10 Lyra priest decks and Lyra was the last card for 4 games)

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Mother fucking AGAIN.  Secret mage T1> Mana wyrn T2> frost bolt T3> arcanologist T4> Kabal Lackey into Secret Secret T>5 Secret into Crystal Courier

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THAT?  Furthermore this is 4 losses in a row now because of opponents having perfect fucking draw.  HOW CAN MY FUCKING LUCK BE THIS FUCKING BAD???  Seriously who's dick do you have to suck to get your draw engine to be that good?  Because I NEVER EVER have opening turns that curve out like that.  I've have run every single deck that keeps doing this to me and never once has my opener been so fucking good as the people i've been facing all fucking day.

I don't care that the meta hasn't settled yet

DO. SOMETHING. ABOUT. DRUID.

Why why would you play Mind Control and Entomb in Silence Priest? Just why? Also,why half of those I meet seems to think leaving Gadgetzan Auctioneer on the board when you could get rid of him is a good idea is beyond me... I might not have Sap for your huge minion right now but if you leave the goblin on the board you can be sure I'll find a way to get it....

Update:A genius running Secret Paladin did nothing for 4 turns then proceeded to coin Loatheb after that,as if his previous play wasn't stupid enough,he used Keeper of Uldaman on it.... I seriously wonder how someone playing like that managed to win 500 hundred games with that class.... 

so i was running quest mage in casual with yogg as my win condition and a guy conceded immediately after I played the quest then friended me, (I accepted to see how he would word his salt,) and he said that im "playing cancer deck in casual lol." 

I then spectated a game and he was playing netdeck aggro style secret mage. 

Best part is he missed the opportunity for a cool lightshow (Win or Lose I still just love playing my first golden legendary!)

Ok that's it... buff pallies need to freaking DIE! I'm sick to death of playing pally after pally and they don't do crap but play buff this, buff that in their hand, then drop a 5/8 on round 4.... then buff buff buff and there is no way in hell to take out their damnable minions. To be honest I like these decks about as much as I love murloc decks. ::grumbles in hobbit::: Gods be damned decks need to just disappear.

I love this game so much. Trying out a new deck, win 3 games in a row. Then my next 3 opponents get the ideal draws, nothing I can do about it. Just a bystander to the game.

What fun.