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Anyone feeling like Skulking Geist do not counter jade AT ALL?

Like all tech cards I ever think about using, it is not drawn when I need it, so I just ended up cutting him off.

One of two things will happen if Jade continues to dominate. Blizz will sigh and finally have to get their hands dirty and nerf it, or they will hold their breath for 8 more months and then pretend it never happened when it rotates to Wild.

well, wild meta is 100 % DK priest and pirate warrior, so much fun

So sick of Jade druid that I decided to play the rope on each turn every time I see one. Playing on a smartphone and looking on the internet while he waits is a good way to play against this cancerous spec (plus the fact that the time he wastes is time he doesn't use to poison other people)

So the DK heroes are kinda busted in arena. Lost quite a few games now to players drafting Jaina, and Priest discovering them through cards like Kabal Courier. Once they're out, it's pretty much an auto-loss. Also, I thought they decreased the chances of finding Vicious Fledgling? I got given two in my last Hunter run.

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Why are you "thanking" me for playing the game? You got the cards you needed to win and I didn't. I am not losing on purpose. And we are at the same rank, so I guess you are thanking the little people on your way up?

TL;DR Hearthstone has the biggest bunch of idiots in their player base I have ever experienced.

How the fuck does anyone ever get out of low ranks?  If I play a control deck, I face shit tons of aggro or curve decks that get perfect fucking draw.  If I play aggro my fucking opponents always topdeck the one card that will save them from lethal the next turn.  for the love of fucking god I need to get out of the shitty low ranks with all the weird cards no one runs so I can actually tech my decks effectively but the damn matchmaking and card draw system seems hell fucking bent on keeping me down.  Win 6 games in a row?  can't fucking have that, here how's a 4 fucking game losing streak.  Oh hey close to the next rank?  Here's a fucking warlock with every fucking removal card in their arsenal and how about a follow up of a taunt druid that draws perfect taunts and buff cards by turn 5.  SERIOUSLY LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GARBAGE.

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I dont understand why people think aggro is brainless and control is somehow the more superior archetype to play. Both archetypes are viable and need to be played correctly (as in make good decisions) to win. Control isnt the holy grail and better. both archetypes are also needed in a card game to keep it healthy. (with some midrange and combo added)

 

 pirate warrior spotted.

 What kind of moronic douchebag would play pirate warrior now right after a big expansion?

 People on a budget? people who actually like playing the deck? 

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I dont understand why people think aggro is brainless and control is somehow the more superior archetype to play. Both archetypes are viable and need to be played correctly (as in make good decisions) to win. Control isnt the holy grail and better. both archetypes are also needed in a card game to keep it healthy. (with some midrange and combo added)

 

 pirate warrior spotted.

 What kind of moronic douchebag would play pirate warrior now right after a big expansion?

 People on a budget? people who actually like playing the deck? 

 If someone actually likes playing that moronic no-skill no-thought pirate warrior then that tells a lot about the person himself.

Done with HS for today

Does anyone else feel like they get completely recked by random matchups with every single deck?? I play zoolock, I get Barnes priest with infinite obsidian statues. I play miracle rogue, I hit warrior after warrior. what the fuck.

Fucking cancer ass fucking infinite fireball mage holy fuck

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I dont understand why people think aggro is brainless and control is somehow the more superior archetype to play. Both archetypes are viable and need to be played correctly (as in make good decisions) to win. Control isnt the holy grail and better. both archetypes are also needed in a card game to keep it healthy. (with some midrange and combo added)

 

 pirate warrior spotted.

 What kind of moronic douchebag would play pirate warrior now right after a big expansion?

 People on a budget? people who actually like playing the deck? 

 If someone actually likes playing that moronic no-skill no-thought pirate warrior then that tells a lot about the person himself.

 my buddy only plays once in like every one or two weeks and he enjoys playing his budget pirate warrior and aggro warlock. just because you dont enjoy aggro doesnt mean they are morons.

Looks like im cursed in arena.

Always have a great deck, good curve, good minionS and spells but ALWAYS ALWAYS MY OPPONENT HAVE PERFECT MULLIGAN INSANE COMBOS AND END ME WITH SOME crazy OTK setups or perfect answer for my things.

Feel like Blizzard choose a opponent with a deck that can counter my arena deck perfectly my gawd. 

At least i wind 1 cardpack

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I dont understand why people think aggro is brainless and control is somehow the more superior archetype to play. Both archetypes are viable and need to be played correctly (as in make good decisions) to win. Control isnt the holy grail and better. both archetypes are also needed in a card game to keep it healthy. (with some midrange and combo added)

 

 pirate warrior spotted.

 What kind of moronic douchebag would play pirate warrior now right after a big expansion?

 People on a budget? people who actually like playing the deck? 

 If someone actually likes playing that moronic no-skill no-thought pirate warrior then that tells a lot about the person himself.

 my buddy only plays once in like every one or two weeks and he enjoys playing his budget pirate warrior and aggro warlock. just because you dont enjoy aggro doesnt mean they are morons.

 I'm pretty sure it does. I mean, there's nothing in Pirate warrior that makes you use your brain, so enjoying that deck means enjoying doing things without thought process.
Which, as I said, tells a lot about the person who does enjoy that.

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I dont understand why people think aggro is brainless and control is somehow the more superior archetype to play. Both archetypes are viable and need to be played correctly (as in make good decisions) to win. Control isnt the holy grail and better. both archetypes are also needed in a card game to keep it healthy. (with some midrange and combo added)

 

 pirate warrior spotted.

 What kind of moronic douchebag would play pirate warrior now right after a big expansion?

 People on a budget? people who actually like playing the deck? 

 If someone actually likes playing that moronic no-skill no-thought pirate warrior then that tells a lot about the person himself.

 my buddy only plays once in like every one or two weeks and he enjoys playing his budget pirate warrior and aggro warlock. just because you dont enjoy aggro doesnt mean they are morons.

 I'm pretty sure it does. I mean, there's nothing in Pirate warrior that makes you use your brain, so enjoying that deck means enjoying doing things without thought process.
Which, as I said, tells a lot about the person who does enjoy that.

My account must have some sort of opponent draw luck +3 modifier or some stupid shit.  The last 4 fucking druids I faced were token druids and they all had innervate and 2x mark of the lotus by turn 3 in their hand.  like, how the fuck is every fucking opponent I'm playing getting such good draw?  I could play an exact copy of their deck and NEVER have that kind of draw luck.  Hell I have played token druid and never once drawn both marks of the lotus  before turn 6/7.  How the fuck am I supposed to climb the ladder when every fucking opponent I play gets near perfect opening hands?  HOW?  There's no fucking way to beat that kind of luck.  period.  end of story.  I'm forever going to be mired in this obnoxious hellhole

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Why are people playing the mage quest? And why the Hell do Blizzard allow this? I don't have words. Who THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE ENTERTAINING TO BE FROZEN FOR TWENTY MINUTES WHILE MAGE IS MASTURBATING?! This is the rogue quest times a thousand. I just concede. I rather Loose rank than sit and watch this shit. FFS Blizzard fIX THIS SHIT U DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS!

Mother fucking AGAIN.  Secret mage T1> Mana wyrn T2> frost bolt T3> arcanologist T4> Kabal Lackey into Secret Secret T>5 Secret into Crystal Courier

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THAT?  Furthermore this is 4 losses in a row now because of opponents having perfect fucking draw.  HOW CAN MY FUCKING LUCK BE THIS FUCKING BAD???  Seriously who's dick do you have to suck to get your draw engine to be that good?  Because I NEVER EVER have opening turns that curve out like that.  I've have run every single deck that keeps doing this to me and never once has my opener been so fucking good as the people i've been facing all fucking day.

Opponent Innervates Vicious Fledgling on turn 1. I draw zero removal or early drops for 3 turns. Dead on turn 5 because the first adapt was Windfury (BUTT OFF COURSE). Such balance.

The meta could have been the most fun we ever had but nope there must be Jade Druid -_-

It is so freaking boring. How can everyone and their mother play this crap?