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where the **** is my tunnel trogg

I've had him in opening hand ONCE in like 20 games, **** your "40%" chance

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 I hope, whoever allowed Netherspite Historian to discover Drakonid Operative dies.

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 I hope, whoever allowed Netherspite Historian to discover Drakonid Operative dies.

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There is literally NOTHING in the game that can counter this, and I main rogue so I have LOADS of cheap spells and STILL can't stop it.

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BUT HOW DOES SOMEONE HAVE FUN PLAYING EXACT COPY/PASTE DECKS FROM THE INTERNET THAT LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PLAYING.  I get it that you want to win, but you're literally being a mindless twat by copy/pasting a deck from the internet and playing cards on curve.  There's 0 skill to it and it's pathetic.

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where the **** is my tunnel trogg

I've had him in opening hand ONCE in like 20 games, **** your "40%" chance

 This post makes me happy. It makes me feel good to know that RNGjesus punishes cancer decks too. I shall continue my prayers they seem to be working.

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where the **** is my tunnel trogg

I've had him in opening hand ONCE in like 20 games, **** your "40%" chance

 This post makes me happy. It makes me feel good to know that RNGjesus punishes cancer decks too. I shall continue my prayers they seem to be working.

 Elaborate.

 I've played buffadin for months, never gotten farther than rank 10

Before that i played Curator druid,  never got further than rank 10.

The moment i try the only tier 2 deck i can make, jade shammy, there's no tunnel troggs in my deck before turn 5.

You sir, are the corruption for blaming me for trying.

 

I bet you have Patches in your collection, so you better tone down this "cancer" stuff ok?

Arena what a fucking shit mode. Fucking 5 games as a warlock going second all the fucking run... At the end I went 2-3 because 2 of my opponents were retards. And it happens all the time, crap luck, zero 1 or 2 drops in the mulligan stage, going second most of my games, shitty draft, not aoe nor good minions, I cant stand this anymore... After 3k of victories in that crappy unbalanced clownfiesta mode, I made the decision to not touch that mode never ever again. 

Ranked mode is a joke too, full of pathetics tryhards playing pirate warrior, thinking they are good at the game when they reach high ranks playing that autopiloted deck... Fucking retards, kill yourself all of you.

Jesus Christ get rid of fucking Pirate Warrior!!!  A deck that takes ZERO skill to play...all you do is vomit your cards onto the board, swing face and hope that your opponent doesn't have an answer.  This deck is absolutely killing the enjoyment in hearthstone.  Learn to play a real fucking deck you non critical thinking asshats.....

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I've conceded to 8 opponents in a row... ALL of them have had perfect mana curves to turn 6... ALL of them have had 1,2,3,4,5,6 mana spells/minions that fit the curve and were to their advantage... I didn't think it was possible for this to occur, I guess I was wrong...

It happens to Schrutebucks all the time. For months on end. I sincerely hope you haven't caught his luck! In other news I FINALLY had a small run against decks that are not Reno Mage, Renolock, Dragon Priest, Pirate Warrior, or Jade Druid. Unbelievable- made the rank 15 step. What are the chances I can make rank 10 not playing cancer meta trash? Oo

Kabal Talonpriest is a fun class to try and overcome with the tempo power-class that is rogue XDDD

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 Nope - no patches, no maelstrom portal, no Kafukus.. I refuse to play the same decks I face over and over and over again. I hit rank 12-10 most seasons without riding the cancerwagon. I don't know what a Bufadin is and I don't know what curator Druid is... because I don't netdeck. I'm not toning down the cancer stuff. If you are playing a netdeck Shaman because "if you can't beat em join em" prepare to get BM and disrespect from people who don't respect that OP shit. If you get to rank 10 without resorting to netdecks like Jade Shaman  or Renolock or Dragon Priest then that is an achievement - I take my hat off to you. If you "improve" to rank 5 because... Shaman - did you improve - or just copy a cancer decklist?

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I've conceded to 8 opponents in a row... ALL of them have had perfect mana curves to turn 6... ALL of them have had 1,2,3,4,5,6 mana spells/minions that fit the curve and were to their advantage... I didn't think it was possible for this to occur, I guess I was wrong...

It happens to Schrutebucks all the time. For months on end. I sincerely hope you haven't caught his luck! In other news I FINALLY had a small run against decks that are not Reno Mage, Renolock, Dragon Priest, Pirate Warrior, or Jade Druid. Unbelievable- made the rank 15 step. What are the chances I can make rank 10 not playing cancer meta trash? Oo

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where the **** is my tunnel trogg

I've had him in opening hand ONCE in like 20 games, **** your "40%" chance

 This post makes me happy. It makes me feel good to know that RNGjesus punishes cancer decks too. I shall continue my prayers they seem to be working.

 Elaborate.

 I've played buffadin for months, never gotten farther than rank 10

Before that i played Curator druid,  never got further than rank 10.

The moment i try the only tier 2 deck i can make, jade shammy, there's no tunnel troggs in my deck before turn 5.

You sir, are the corruption for blaming me for trying.

 

I bet you have Patches in your collection, so you better tone down this "cancer" stuff ok?

 Nope - no patches, no maelstrom portal, no Kafukus.. I refuse to play the same decks I face over and over and over again. I hit rank 12-10 most seasons without riding the cancerwagon. I don't know what a Bufadin is and I don't know what curator Druid is... because I don't netdeck. I'm not toning down the cancer stuff. If you are playing a netdeck Shaman because "if you can't beat em join em" prepare to get BM and disrespect from people who don't respect that OP shit. If you get to rank 10 without resorting to netdecks like Jade Shaman  or Renolock or Dragon Priest then that is an achievement - I take my hat off to you. If you "improve" to rank 5 because... Shaman - did you improve - or just copy a cancer decklist?

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I am so sick and so tired of trying to play fun, innovative decks on ladder and running into Pirate Warrior and ANY variation of Shaman.  It's amazing to me the that out of the seemingly endless amount of people that b!tch about those decks, some of those people probably play the decks themselves.  

There's literally no skill to it.  T1: First mate.  T2: War Axe.  T3: Coin + Frothing Berserker + Upgrade + 0 mana Dread Corsair.  There is literally NOTHING in the game that can counter this, and I main rogue so I have LOADS of cheap spells and STILL can't stop it.  The game is over by this point, and I rarely ever play against a Pirate Warrior that doesn't have a starting hand that somewhat resembles this.  

Midrange Shaman at least takes a few turns to develop.  BUT HOW DOES SOMEONE HAVE FUN PLAYING EXACT COPY/PASTE DECKS FROM THE INTERNET THAT LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE PLAYING.  I get it that you want to win, but you're literally being a mindless twat by copy/pasting a deck from the internet and playing cards on curve.  There's 0 skill to it and it's pathetic.

I'm not done ranting because I know as soon as I fire it back up, I'll run into 15 more Midrange Shamans/Pirate Warriors in my next 20 games.  I'll get the occasional Jade Druid, Renolock, or Dragon Priest, but it makes the game far from fun playing the same thing over, and over, and over again.

this month has just been a neverending contest to see how much i can get fucked by draw.  maybe thats my epiphany - skill actually does not matter in hearthstone, because i swear i would have won 100% of my games if not for bad draws. 

i would love it if just once, i could draw well vs shaman.  i dont know why, but i always draw extremely poorly vs them.

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 Nope - no patches, no maelstrom portal, no Kafukus.. I refuse to play the same decks I face over and over and over again. I hit rank 12-10 most seasons without riding the cancerwagon. I don't know what a Bufadin is and I don't know what curator Druid is... because I don't netdeck. I'm not toning down the cancer stuff. If you are playing a netdeck Shaman because "if you can't beat em join em" prepare to get BM and disrespect from people who don't respect that OP shit. If you get to rank 10 without resorting to netdecks like Jade Shaman  or Renolock or Dragon Priest then that is an achievement - I take my hat off to you. If you "improve" to rank 5 because... Shaman - did you improve - or just copy a cancer decklist?

 I'm curious; I've seen you post about this topic several times and I just don't understand how it's possible - what archetype's left in Hearthstone that isn't on the Internet already? What decks are you playing?

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where the **** is my tunnel trogg

I've had him in opening hand ONCE in like 20 games, **** your "40%" chance

 This post makes me happy. It makes me feel good to know that RNGjesus punishes cancer decks too. I shall continue my prayers they seem to be working.

 Elaborate.

 I've played buffadin for months, never gotten farther than rank 10

Before that i played Curator druid,  never got further than rank 10.

The moment i try the only tier 2 deck i can make, jade shammy, there's no tunnel troggs in my deck before turn 5.

You sir, are the corruption for blaming me for trying.

 

I bet you have Patches in your collection, so you better tone down this "cancer" stuff ok?

 Nope - no patches, no maelstrom portal, no Kafukus.. I refuse to play the same decks I face over and over and over again. I hit rank 12-10 most seasons without riding the cancerwagon. I don't know what a Bufadin is and I don't know what curator Druid is... because I don't netdeck. I'm not toning down the cancer stuff. If you are playing a netdeck Shaman because "if you can't beat em join em" prepare to get BM and disrespect from people who don't respect that OP shit. If you get to rank 10 without resorting to netdecks like Jade Shaman  or Renolock or Dragon Priest then that is an achievement - I take my hat off to you. If you "improve" to rank 5 because... Shaman - did you improve - or just copy a cancer decklist?

You also apparently don't know what basic inference skills are either

buffidin: paladin, that buffs their minions. WOAH! SO COMPLEX 

Curator Druid: okay that's just being stupid. It's a Druid deck. That runs the curator. Duh. 

 

Is this actually right?!  Finja killed my Highmane, Highmane sets Finja health to 0.  Finja summons WarLeader and it pumps up his health back up to 1 AFTER it hit 0!  Is that bullshit?  That seems like bullshit