Hearthpwn

Quote from KingTerrapin >>

Cubelock tavern brawl, 6-1, facerolling hard having a great time, then these two games happen;

 

Big Priest T3 coin Barnes > Y'Shaarj > Y'Shaarj, T4 Ressurect = Two x 10/10 = Game.

That wasn't even the worst, this happened;

Secret Mage, T1 Wyrm T2 Lackey Counterspell T3 Glyph Counterspell T4 Kirin Tor Mage and Counterspell T5 Crystal Runner + Glyph + Counterspell T6 = I'm dead. I thought i was chilling with darkbomb, 2x hellfire and a defile as a starting hand. 

 

Is this a luck game or a skill game? cba w this crap

 

I know ranked is down, but why are people playing tier 1 decks in casual??  Get the fuck out of here with your spiteful priest deck you asshat.

Take your Tier 1 netdecking ass and go play ladder you fucking pussies!!!  Why the fuck are you in casual with a Tier 1 deck?!?!?!  Are you too fucking scared?  Go fuck yourselves!

They should have added Spiteful Summoner to their nerf list....I'm sick of seeing this fucking card in every deck (mainly priest).  Hey everybody, here's a free 8-10 mana minion plus the 4/4 that you played.   Seems fucking legit.  Thanks blizz!  Assholes

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU DOUCHEBAG CUBELOCK PLAYERS ON CASUAL????  TAKE YOUR LAME ASS DECK ONTO THE LADDER...4 Games on casual trying to complete a quest, and they've all been against cubelock.  Get a fucking life and play something original

Rank 17 match...Miracle Rogue (me) vs. Secret Mage...he roped every damn turn.  Really?  There is no need to rope every turn in this game.  It's not that complicated you fricken douchebag

You have to love when you pull out 2 of Quest Rogue's bounce cards before he's ready to use them, only to have him still complete his quest turn 6, prep the spell out, and take you down to 11 health on the same turn...Once again I ask "when will something be done about this damn quest?"  Even when you do everything you can to throw a wrench into his plans, the Quest Rogue can still pull out a bunch of Bullshit and still win.  I don't know what the official stats are, but it feels like I see this deck half the time I play.  And before anybody says it, NO, I will not play a brainless aggro deck like Pirate Warrior or Aggro Druid.  I enjoy playing decks where you actually have to think about your moves, and not just vomit and play.  Blizzard needs to realize that Quest Rogue is a problem, and do something about it.  Whether it's change the quest requirements, change how charge works, or send some of those fucking cards to the hall of fame...I don't care, just do something.

Since Blizzard will never nerf the Rogue Quest, I have a solution to bring down the retarded OP of the deck.  Make charge so it can't hit your opponent.  They've already taken steps in the past to nerf charge, now they need to take it all the way...

Warsong Commander (may she rest in peace) - made it so only minions that already had charge got any benefit.

Charge - Got changed so that it says "It can't attack heroes this turn."

Charged Devilsaur - Even in the new set, they came out with a charge minion that says "Can't attack heroes this turn."

They've already taken the first steps, now they just need to go the rest of the way.  When the Quest Rogue has at least 6 minions with charge, and they all cost 1 mana, it's a broken system.  A majority of what I see on the ladder is now Quest Rogue, and this game is no longer fun...Do something quick Blizz, or else you'll start losing your players.

Gotta love having 3 minions in hand, and when they play dirty rat, out goes your van cleef...fuck you rng

Quote from Legionstone >>

Quest rouges are losers, Freeze mage requires no skill and anyone who has to relie on RNG should quit this game, this is why I play pirate warrior, since they'res no Random bullshit, its all about your skill, your deck and how you draw.

FUCK QUEST ROGUE!!!!!  Thank you blizzard for bringing a quest in that most rogues complete by turn 4, and then all you do is face 1 mana charge minions that do a straight 5 damage to face every fucking time.  Most of what I'm seeing now is this stupid ass fucking deck.  I thought Pirate Warrior was bad, but this deck is worse.  It's too fucking easy to complete, and too powerful.  At the very least, if you aren't going to nerf the fucking quest (which I highly doubt), then change charge so that it can't go face.  You started the trend in this set, and you need to do it to all charge minions.  This is fucking ridiculous.

I have to say I haven't played this deck much, but  Binding Heal just saved my butt against a quest rogue.  I got Deathwing off of  Free From Amber, and using him to remove the rogue's minions and then healing him and myself was amazing...I'm sure there will be other times it's needed, but it worked extremely well there lol.

I think the quests mechanic is ruining this game.  Almost all of them are retardedly easy to complete, and usually once they complete the quest you can't win.  I have now lost 6 games in a row to decks that play a quest, and in every game they've completed by turn 5 or 6 (poor guy).  There's just no way to stop them when they complete their quest.  I used to enjoy playing this game, now I find myself getting more and more pissed at it when I do play.  Unless blizz does something soon, this may be my last expansion that I play in.  If I could sell my cards to somebody, I think I would and just move on.

Thank you Blizzard for giving rogues a quest that they can complete a majority of the time on turn 3 or 4...then making it so that you can't do anything about all of the 5/5s that are now on their side.  Well done....

So yes, I am salty, but I have an actual question for all of you Pirate Warrior players...

Are you having fun?  I understand winning is what someone wants to do in this game, but how is it fun when all you do is vomit your hand onto the board, and hit face?  There is absolutely zero thought in any pirate warrior play that i've seen.  I played against 4 in a row earlier, and not once did they do anything other than go to face...I don't know.  I prefer something that actually stimulates my brain, and makes me think about what is going on, but that's just me.  Either way, I wish blizz would do something to remove this cancerous aggro deck, because it makes having a decent time playing this game almost impossible.  I wish I could say that I'll wait for the new expansion to launch so I could go back to enjoying it, but I don't see Pirate Warrior going anywhere anytime soon