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I'm  so sick of anyfin can happen paladin you make proper trades, push the right amount of damage, have them on the ropes and BAM 40billion damage from god damn murlocks!!!! little frog looking pieces of shit if you ask me. By the way does any one have any good counters to this deck? i would love to win against one for once..

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I'm  so sick of anyfin can happen paladin you make proper trades, push the right amount of damage, have them on the ropes and BAM 40billion damage from god damn murlocks!!!! little frog looking pieces of shit if you ask me. By the way does any one have any good counters to this deck? i would love to win against one for once..

 

Just realized that I can't play hearthstone on my mobile with the new update. How am I going to survive this day at work?:O

The update looks very good except this golden hero nonsense. I don't mind players paying or doing some task to get a new hero but why do they have to be golden? Just make it so they are basic heroes until you reach 500 wins, make it mean something. In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

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The update looks very good except this golden hero nonsense. I don't mind players paying or doing some task to get a new hero but why do they have to be golden? Just make it so they are basic heroes until you reach 500 wins, make it mean something. In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

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Quote from CylonToaster >>

The update looks very good except this golden hero nonsense. I don't mind players paying or doing some task to get a new hero but why do they have to be golden? Just make it so they are basic heroes until you reach 500 wins, make it mean something. In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

 Are you salty because people are spending 10$ on a gif? or has something new happened?

Are you salty against golden paladins? 

I just Holy Wrathed a Deathlord for 20 damage. Feelsbadman

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The update looks very good except this golden hero nonsense. I don't mind players paying or doing some task to get a new hero but why do they have to be golden? Just make it so they are basic heroes until you reach 500 wins, make it mean something. In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

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In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

I wonder if your opponent knew there is a "concede" button...

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just waiting for my recent opponent to show up, kappa

Buying a new phone....just so I have room for future Hearthstone updates, 16GB Iphone doesn't cut it x.x

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In before most paladins are running around with a golden hero after doing barely anything.

 Installing WoW and getting to level 20 sounds like more of a task than playing Secret Paladin until Uther Claus turns gold.  

In the last star to legend, the power falls.

kill me now

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This Lategame Meta is such bullshit. Hope Blizz will buff the aggro style.

I'm still annoyed with two games I played this morning. They were back-to-back.

Game 1:

Priest (Me) vs Warlock 

(Late Game)

Warlock drops Nefarian onto the board while at 13 health and ends turn. I have a Northshire Cleric on board already. In my hand is Auchenai + Flash Heal + Flash Heal. I had lethal and my plan is as followed:

Send Northshire into face to take Warlock down to 12 Health. Drop Auchenai, use hero power to take Warlock down to 10 health. Double Flash heal for the win.

What happens? I send Northshire into the Warlocks face and I get DC'd. I had to have missed two turns, either way I reconnect back to the game to see Warlock with a full board and ramming them all into my face for lethal. I was pissed!

Game 2:

Priest (me) vs Mage.

Went up against some sort of Freeze Mage in which I literally played perfectly. They only got one turn off on Emperor, after Alexstraza I healed back up to 24. They just kept sending spells into my face. They even ran a Pyroblast. I outlasted so many spells and figured I was on the clear as they no longer had anything left in deck but then dropped Thalnos and let a Frost bolt, ice lance and roaring torch into my face. The spell damage gave them exact lethal. Again I was furious as I essentially just watched them shuffle through their deck and until they had all their pieces. I hate freeze mage. I think it's BS that I was able to outheal that many burst spells but still died just as the mage reached fatigue. 

In arena, opponent has four 2 health minions on the board, I have a Rumbling Elemental and am feeling pretty confident with low-cost battlecries in my hand. Over the course of 3 turns, I drop 5 battlecries, Rumbling Elemental goes face EVERY TIME. Finally my opponent cleared my board and with an empty hand at this point it was GG.

The salt...

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I'm still annoyed with two games I played this morning. They were back-to-back.

Game 1:

Priest (Me) vs Warlock 

(Late Game)

Warlock drops Nefarian onto the board while at 13 health and ends turn. I have a Northshire Cleric on board already. In my hand is Auchenai + Flash Heal + Flash Heal. I had lethal and my plan is as followed:

Send Northshire into face to take Warlock down to 12 Health. Drop Auchenai, use hero power to take Warlock down to 10 health. Double Flash heal for the win.

What happens? I send Northshire into the Warlocks face and I get DC'd. I had to have missed two turns, either way I reconnect back to the game to see Warlock with a full board and ramming them all into my face for lethal. I was pissed!

Game 2:

Priest (me) vs Mage.

Went up against some sort of Freeze Mage in which I literally played perfectly. They only got one turn off on Emperor, after Alexstraza I healed back up to 24. They just kept sending spells into my face. They even ran a Pyroblast. I outlasted so many spells and figured I was on the clear as they no longer had anything left in deck but then dropped Thalnos and let a Frost bolt, ice lance and roaring torch into my face. The spell damage gave them exact lethal. Again I was furious as I essentially just watched them shuffle through their deck and until they had all their pieces. I hate freeze mage. I think it's BS that I was able to outheal that many burst spells but still died just as the mage reached fatigue. 

Arena, rogue vs mage, long game, pretty much all board trading, I'm at 23, he's at 25. Have complete control, he has no cards, no board. I have a couple small creatures out.

Turn 1 - mage draws and plays recycled roaring torch + pings a creature to kill, I'm at 17 health

I attack and play another creature

Turn 2 - mage draws and plays _second_ recycled roaring torch + ping face, I'm at 10 health

I attack again, play another creature, easy lethal next turn!

TUrn 3 - mage draws and plays....pyroblast!!

Honestly not even that mad, still don't think it's quite registered.

So i am just trying to finish my paladin quest. I have a piloted shredder and a silver hand recruit on the board, i play my MC and then i trade my shredder. I get a doomsayer. Jesus f Christ that blows. And doomsayer apparently goes off after competitive spirit so the guy was able to trigger every one of my 5 secrets. That was literally the only thing that could have save him at that point. I don't understand how my luck can be so bad, I've never once seen that happen to another player.