You deserve it, i hate tempo mages the most out of every deck because there's absolutel nothing you can do when people drop mana wyrm>coin> mana wyrm on turn one and follow it up with sorcerer's apprentice and arcane missiles turn 2... That's just bullshit.
Or better, unstable portal turn 2 into mistcaller turn 3 and piloted shredder turn 4 and belcher turn 5. How the fuck do you deal with that ??
You deserve it, i hate tempo mages the most out of every deck because there's absolutel nothing you can do when people drop mana wyrm>coin> mana wyrm on turn one and follow it up with sorcerer's apprentice and arcane missiles turn 2... That's just bullshit.
Or better, unstable portal turn 2 into mistcaller turn 3 and piloted shredder turn 4 and belcher turn 5. How the fuck do you deal with that ??
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock
1) slow play. Its just completely unnecessary. As soon as I see rope I lose my shit. I rope every turn thereafter and BM emote till the end. Funny thing is I think the retards I play can't figure out why I'm doing it. I even had a guy friend request me and say - you played so slow - completely oblivious to the fact he gave me rope on turn 2 and turn 3 before I lost the plot. Stop trying so fucking hard and play some cards you dumb fucks - please don't waste my time because you can't think quickly. Seriously fuck all ropers. I fucking HATE you. I have no respect. Even less respect if you're going to post some crap about needing to "think" through your turns. I just think you're fucking stupid. I really do believe that.
2) taunts and emotes - " I'm sorry or "well played when something doesn't go right on my turn or when they think they are going to win. I just see red. It's rope and BM thereafter from me. Yeah your smug emote was designed to piss me off. Yeah it did - enjoy your 25 min game of vitriol you asshole - you could have been on to the next one with a well played if you weren't such a giant cock
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Does anyone see the irony here?
I do hahaha.
This guy should just not play hearthstone if he's not willing to wait for the rope. It's just the way the game was designed. Is it annoying when someone doesn't have any more plays to make but ropes? Yes. But it's a part of the game, deal with it. Don't take it out on other people.
Im so so so so frustrated right now! Lost probably 70% of the last 30 games in legend due to secret pala, otk pala and combo druid. Now im lost somewhere in the abys.Im so sick of this meta!!! Even with control priest i lost the two last games against secret paladin... Mad mad mad. Balance all this shitty cards - shit jugler - mysterious shit - savage shit - dr 7 shit. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stupid *** game. You can be so addicting but also be just a pile of shit.
Hey man, you gotta look at it from your opponents point of view too! Juggler and boom are cards that you can play too, so don't feel salty about them.
Think about how your opponent feels when you lightbomb his board, or entomb his sylvannas or dr boom?? It's the mechanics of the game. I sure as hell get frustrated when I lose to that kinda crap. But in the long run, I win more than I lose so all is good :))
Am I the only person here that (very) rarely plays ladder ? I'm mainly in Arena and Brawl, ladder has no purpose or pleasure for me anymore. I'm f2p btw :)
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This is a message to the renolock who BMed the shit out of my beast hunter while beating my ass with the most predictable plays known to human kind... it's okay, kid, you won.
I don't get in fact why you take me so seriously, a simple molten giant. Does your life sucks? Are you beaten in school or home? Lost your job/partner? I'm forgiving your BM, kid. Hope you get better soon.
I can't win... I just can't win enough to progress to legend.
My experience every season:
1. Reach rank 5. 2. Go back to rank 6, 7, 8 from what seems to be an unfair losing streak. 3. Change a deck to counter popular decks that beat me only to never face it with my new class/deck. 4. Get mulligans that don't allow me to play for at least 3 turns. 5. Face opponents with perfect curves.
Rinse and repeat... my experience every season...
Currently at rank 7 with no stars after being at rank 5 with 1 star.
Knocks the wind out of me, sometimes I don't even feel like playing for the rest of the season...
Am I the only person here that (very) rarely plays ladder ? I'm mainly in Arena and Brawl, ladder has no purpose or pleasure for me anymore. I'm f2p btw :)
The ladder is the undoubtedly the purest form of the bullshit. I only ever play to get gold to play Arena with, but then find myself getting caught up in it somehow.
Tbh I don't understand how anyone can enjoy ladder any more. Every matchup is utter bullshit. The more refined the meta gets with each expansion, the more every single match is just utterly demoralisingly awful even if you win.
Couldn't agree more.
So what I do is, I avoid ladder and play in Arena to finish up my quests until : 1. I run out of gold to enter the Arena, then I play brawl to finish my quests 2. I finish my quests with the Arena wins, then stop playing the rest of the Arena games until they finish one of my 3 quests. I could ladder today. I have all the cards for : secret pala, face hunter, murloc pala, zoo, face shaman... but really, the fun is gone in the ladder. It's so very disappointing.
There's no smartness in it, it's a chore. A 10 year old has good chances to beat the world champion with a cancer deck and a little luck. Welcome to the HearthStone ladder.
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Am I the only person here that (very) rarely plays ladder ? I'm mainly in Arena and Brawl, ladder has no purpose or pleasure for me anymore. I'm f2p btw :)
The ladder is the undoubtedly the purest form of the bullshit. I only ever play to get gold to play Arena with, but then find myself getting caught up in it somehow.
Tbh I don't understand how anyone can enjoy ladder any more. Every matchup is utter bullshit. The more refined the meta gets with each expansion, the more every single match is just utterly demoralisingly awful even if you win.
Couldn't agree more.
So what I do is, I avoid ladder and play in Arena to finish up my quests until : 1. I run out of gold to enter the Arena, then I play brawl to finish my quests 2. I finish my quests with the Arena wins, then stop playing the rest of the Arena games until they finish one of my 3 quests. I could ladder today. I have all the cards for : secret pala, face hunter, murloc pala, zoo, face shaman... but really, the fun is gone in the ladder. It's so very disappointing.
There's no smartness in it, it's a chore. A 10 year old has good chances to beat the world champion with a cancer deck and a little luck. Welcome to the HearthStone ladder.
Count me in.
Ladder is like Paper Rock Scissors with dice rolls.
Got 3 entombs because of Thoughtsteal. Got 2 of his Dr. Booms with two of my entombs -- because he got his own Dr. Boom back with his Thoughtsteal, alongside a Shadow Word: Death.
Used my final entomb on his Sneed's Old Shredder which he got from Museum Curator. I draw Sneed's Old Shredder and play it. He entombs Sneed's Old Shredder.
... I never draw my Ysera or the two entombed Dr. Booms -- and he draws his Sneeds before I've got any of my surviving threats, and he wins because I can't threaten him or even kills his minions because he got a third Shadow Word: Death to answer my Velen's Chosen-ed Dark Cultist -- my only chance at dealing enough damage to Sneed's to kill it with Lightbomb.
Or better, unstable portal turn 2 into mistcaller turn 3 and piloted shredder turn 4 and belcher turn 5. How the fuck do you deal with that ??
Or better, unstable portal turn 2 into mistcaller turn 3 and piloted shredder turn 4 and belcher turn 5. How the fuck do you deal with that ??
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Does anyone see the irony here?
But yeah... fuck aggro shaman
Am I the only person here that (very) rarely plays ladder ? I'm mainly in Arena and Brawl, ladder has no purpose or pleasure for me anymore. I'm f2p btw :)
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Sigh...just played Fatigue Druid. Had lethal and used Mulch and gave my Warrior opponent Gromack and he had Whirlwind in hand (sobs)
Playing in arena against a mage. He turn 2 Unstable Portal, gets Cairne Bloodhoof ..... Ok, I deal with that with a fireball.
Turn 3 Unstable Portal.... Turn 4 Foe Reaper 4000..
Seriously this game is all about luck man, puck fortal.
And yet another mage with his ESportal shenanigans. You drafted Unstable Portal? Oh here I'll give you a free Malygos!!
This is a message to the renolock who BMed the shit out of my beast hunter while beating my ass with the most predictable plays known to human kind... it's okay, kid, you won.
I don't get in fact why you take me so seriously, a simple molten giant. Does your life sucks? Are you beaten in school or home? Lost your job/partner? I'm forgiving your BM, kid. Hope you get better soon.
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I can't win... I just can't win enough to progress to legend.
My experience every season:
1. Reach rank 5.
2. Go back to rank 6, 7, 8 from what seems to be an unfair losing streak.
3. Change a deck to counter popular decks that beat me only to never face it with my new class/deck.
4. Get mulligans that don't allow me to play for at least 3 turns.
5. Face opponents with perfect curves.
Rinse and repeat... my experience every season...
Currently at rank 7 with no stars after being at rank 5 with 1 star.
Knocks the wind out of me, sometimes I don't even feel like playing for the rest of the season...
1. I run out of gold to enter the Arena, then I play brawl to finish my quests
2. I finish my quests with the Arena wins, then stop playing the rest of the Arena games until they finish one of my 3 quests.
I could ladder today. I have all the cards for : secret pala, face hunter, murloc pala, zoo, face shaman... but really, the fun is gone in the ladder. It's so very disappointing.
A 10 year old has good chances to beat the world champion with a cancer deck and a little luck.
Welcome to the HearthStone ladder.
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I am batmaI build computer games.Together with a wonderful artist, I help run this very unique comic site : Comic Devs
Emoting is stupid.
Every new expansion does nothing to balance the game.
Arena is terribly unbalanced. Mage, Rogue and Paladin rule the rest.
Casual play is more/less pointless. Ranked play is flooded with meta decks.
There's so much wrong with this game yet I continue to play it daily. **** me.
Ladder is like Paper Rock Scissors with dice rolls.
Got 3 entombs because of Thoughtsteal.
Got 2 of his Dr. Booms with two of my entombs -- because he got his own Dr. Boom back with his Thoughtsteal, alongside a Shadow Word: Death.
Used my final entomb on his Sneed's Old Shredder which he got from Museum Curator.
I draw Sneed's Old Shredder and play it.
He entombs Sneed's Old Shredder.
... I never draw my Ysera or the two entombed Dr. Booms -- and he draws his Sneeds before I've got any of my surviving threats, and he wins because I can't threaten him or even kills his minions because he got a third Shadow Word: Death to answer my Velen's Chosen-ed Dark Cultist -- my only chance at dealing enough damage to Sneed's to kill it with Lightbomb.
Layers upon layers of RNG.
People playing Secret Paladin are pussies knowing they can't play something else because if they do they'll de-rank 'til reaching rank 26