I don't think I need to explain how disgusting Shaman still is when they draw everything on curve. I drew heavy (as usual), but still hung in until turn 9, high rolled the crap out of Dragonqueen Alexstrazsa, and still got utterly destroyed. This is a "typical" game for me. Opponent draws the absolute nuts and has everything on curve. This is exactly why we have a salty thread, and a classic example of why "skill level" has precisely ZERO impact in Hearthstone. See for yourselves:
Arena has become incredibly annoying. I gave it 5 chances, but this is the end of it this expansion. My opponents keep pulling perfect answers out of their asses every game (sometimes cards I have never even heard of), no matter the board state, number of cards in hand, whatever... fuck this game
Plays a control deck: loses to aggro anyways because opponent always draws the perfect curve and buffs/burst at the perfect moments no matter how well I draw it doesn't fucking matter in the end. Usually I always just lose anyways because most of the time I'm cursed with absolutely garbage hands even after keeping a good card in the mulligan.
Plays an aggro deck: Never draws a good curve and buffs/burst when needed.
And of course I always get matched with the wankers that emote "Well Played" after fucking steamrolling me. GG my fucking ass.
The only good luck I ever get with a deck type is OTK only because of being able to draw into the shit you need but sadly there is no good ones besides the holy wrath deck and I don't have Shirvallah anymore because disenchanted it to get Kronx.
Guess I'll just not play standard hearthstone anymore until a cheap OTK deck I can build arises.
Everybody in rank 7 if you play now chances are you'll face me and get a free win. Your welcome I guess. Just don't fucking emote me like your trying to assert your childish dominance after steam rolling me.
Honestly I probably should stream this shit. Either I become popular due to the worst RNG you will ever see happen in HS to one person or I get the streamer's good luck. Honestly don't understand how all these streamers get so many wins and opponents with bad hands.
All you secrets and highlander players make me laugh. Waaah! We can't win. Wahhhwahhh!!!
Well let me get salty about when I have you dorks on the ropes, you magically top deck the card you need to stabilize and win.
Fuck you all. You guys are like toddlers throwing a tantrum, but then get their way. Then sit there with that stupid cry face while you're laughing and snorting back snots, because your little world all the sudden makes sense again.
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I've really had it with Rogue already. Even in casual, 75% of my games are against either Deathrattle Rogue or Highlander Rogue. It has such strong cards it's fucking disgusting. Add to that the toxic shit that is Zephyrs and the game has become really miserable.
I don't know how it can be so hard to make the classes roughly balanced. It's like the developers enjoy having one or two classes dominate.
10 gold short of a pack, picks up aggro, only priests. Will try Highlander Hunter has great curve. Even more priests. Rogue maybe, Priests with Mass Dispel. Hmmm, better beat them at their own game, Picks very very grindy Embiggen Druid, 30 minute game against the twelveth priest in a row that there is absolutely 0 chance for him to win, polluted his res pool outsourced him, exhausted his wipes and put him at 5 life at least dozen times by now. I play Ysera Unleashed, dude proceeds to Seance it, play it on the following turn and then draw 5 portals in a row, 2 Yseras, Nozari, 4/8 Taunt and some other crap. LOST AND I'M STILL 10 GOLD SHORT.
I swear to god that I'm going to murder someone if I see another Khartut Defender
Can't have fun in Hearthstone anymore. Since last year, actually, due to lack of key cards for viable decks and classes that I detest playing with being prominent (shaman especially) kind of sealed it for me. Came back for DoD, wasted remainder of my dust on cards I'll never play, knowing that I'll regret, in a near complete trans mode after falling from rank 1 to rank 5 all the way down. So close, yet far away. Very sad, indeed. Can't take climbing serious anymore either; competition makes me an irritable and insufferable person and I treat everything and everyone around me badly in that short notice. When your life feels like a shitty The Smiths song, nothing ever went or goes your way in life, you just become this mess.
Maybe I should distance myself. It felt sad at first, but then I remembered that it's okay. Yeah, it's whatever I guess.
Evolve into Reckless Roketeer lethal after playing Faceless Corruptor (which is STILL the most fucking frustrating card, sure 2 4/4s in stats with rush is totally reasonable).
The card pool really needs updated already too.
I'm also sick and tired of how much this game costs. People bring up how they hand our freebies. Which, fine, sure. But if you DOUBLE the cost of the game (3 expansions every 2 years, to 6 expansions every 2 years) and then don't really reduce the cost somewhere else, while still not even compensating for the yearly rotations... it just makes everything such a slog.