Hearthpwn

Plays a control deck: loses to aggro anyways because opponent always draws the perfect curve and buffs/burst at the perfect moments  no matter how well I draw it doesn't fucking matter in the end. Usually I always just lose anyways because most of the time I'm cursed with absolutely garbage hands even after keeping a good card in the mulligan. 

Plays an aggro deck: Never draws a good curve and buffs/burst when needed.  

And of course I always get matched with the wankers that emote "Well Played" after fucking steamrolling me. GG my fucking ass.

The only good luck I ever get with a deck type is OTK only because of being able to draw into the shit you need but sadly there is no good ones besides the holy wrath deck and I don't have Shirvallah anymore because disenchanted it to get Kronx. 

Guess I'll just not play standard hearthstone anymore until a cheap OTK deck I can build arises.

God I sware this game fucking hates me. 

Everybody in rank 7 if you play now chances are you'll face me and get a free win. Your welcome I guess. Just don't fucking emote me like your trying to assert your childish dominance after steam rolling me. 

Honestly I probably should stream this shit. Either I become popular due to the worst RNG you will ever see happen in HS to one person or I get the streamer's good luck. Honestly don't understand how all these streamers get so many wins and opponents with bad hands.

Played 9 face hunters in a row. Switch to control to punish

next 10 games

0 aggro decks all greeedy control

switch to tempo deck to punish control

next 6 games all face hinters

All you secrets and highlander players make me laugh. Waaah! We can't win. Wahhhwahhh!!!

Well let me get salty about when I have you dorks on the ropes, you magically top deck the card you need to stabilize and win.

Fuck you all. You guys are like toddlers throwing a tantrum, but then get their way. Then sit there with that stupid cry face while you're laughing and snorting back snots, because your little world all the sudden makes sense again.

Why I still play this fucking game? EVERY FUCKING GARBAGE MATCH I HAVE IS AGAINST SOME KIND OF BULLSHIT CANCER.

DO YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS KNOWS THAT YOU CAN PLAY CONTROL DECKS TOO YOUR FUCKING MAGGOTS?

I WANT TO HAVE FUN IN THIS FUCKING GAME BUT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GUYS CAN'T BE A FUCKING DECENT PERSON ONE DAY IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

I've really had it with Rogue already. Even in casual, 75% of my games are against either Deathrattle Rogue or Highlander Rogue. It has such strong cards it's fucking disgusting.  Add to that the toxic shit that is Zephyrs and the game has become really miserable.

I don't know how it can be so hard to make the classes roughly balanced. It's like the developers enjoy having one or two classes dominate.

10 gold short of a pack, picks up aggro, only priests. Will try Highlander Hunter has great curve. Even more priests. Rogue maybe, Priests with Mass Dispel. Hmmm, better beat them at their own game, Picks very very grindy Embiggen Druid, 30 minute game against the twelveth priest in a row that there is absolutely 0 chance for him to win, polluted his res pool outsourced him, exhausted his wipes and put him at 5 life at least dozen times by now. I play Ysera Unleashed, dude proceeds to Seance it, play it on the following turn and then draw 5 portals in a row, 2 Yseras, Nozari, 4/8 Taunt and some other crap. LOST AND I'M STILL 10 GOLD SHORT.

I swear to god that I'm going to murder someone if I see another Khartut Defender

Can't have fun in Hearthstone anymore. Since last year, actually, due to lack of key cards for viable decks and classes that I detest playing with being prominent (shaman especially) kind of sealed it for me. Came back for DoD, wasted remainder of my dust on cards I'll never play, knowing that I'll regret, in a near complete trans mode after falling from rank 1 to rank 5 all the way down. So close, yet far away. Very sad, indeed. Can't take climbing serious anymore either; competition makes me an irritable and insufferable person and I treat everything and everyone around me badly in that short notice. When your life feels like a shitty The Smiths song, nothing ever went or goes your way in life, you just become this mess.

Maybe I should distance myself. It felt sad at first, but then I remembered that it's okay. Yeah, it's whatever I guess.

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Played 9 face hunters in a row. Switch to control to punish

next 10 games

0 aggro decks all greeedy control

switch to tempo deck to punish control

next 6 games all face hinters

 

 Hearthstone non-random matchmaking is just ANOTHER reason I'll NEVER give them a single $ for packs. Lying fuckwads, claiming the game doesn't examine your deck in the matchmaking phase.

And if any Blizzard game devs ever read this forum -- fuck you, you CUNTS for YEARS of no autosquelch. Hope your job gets taken you incompetent pricks.

I fucking hate this poisonous, toxic, trash game - think my New Year's resolution might be to uninstall it. NEVER EVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON PACKS - YOU WILL REGRET EVERY DOLLAR.

Evolve into Reckless Roketeer lethal after playing Faceless Corruptor (which is STILL the most fucking frustrating card, sure 2 4/4s in stats with rush is totally reasonable).

The card pool really needs updated already too.

I'm also sick and tired of how much this game costs. People bring up how they hand our freebies. Which, fine, sure. But if you DOUBLE the cost of the game (3 expansions every 2 years, to 6 expansions every 2 years) and then don't really reduce the cost somewhere else, while still not even compensating for the yearly rotations... it just makes everything such a slog.

OMG, I hate Quest Priest so much. No, just Priest in general. Literally, all of Priest decks are so unfun to play against. And what's worst, is that they add unfun cards to this class pretty much every expansion, so Standard rotation won't help much. This game is doomed.

I play MECHATHUN MAGE in Standard... With Jepetto - a deck which makes 0 sense but why not?

First, a Rogue BM-ed me with 300 emotes before lethal.

Second, a Warlock Soulfired himself, play a minion and Soulfired me to finish the game.

Third, a Priest emotes me 20000 times during the whole game because he's ahead. :D

Time to uninstall the game. Stupid community BM-ing MECHATHUN MAGE. XD I'm going to play Mythgard and never coming back. Bye.

Is it just me, or are the players that play a copy-paste deck from a site like TempoStorm at low ranks (18-20) the ones that'll never accept a friend request to discuss why they're running a tier deck at low ranks? I mean, I actually have no issue with it if they're playing legitimately; I'm just curious as to whether or not it's legitimate, hence the add.

The fact that 95%+ of players will refuse the add after doing this (tier deck that's a copy paste while at low ranks) makes me think they know they're smurfing with a douchey deck choice and don't want to get called out on it.

Edit: Jesus tapdancing Christ. I can't remember what happened with the last season changeover (perhaps because it was pre-DoD it was uneventful), but my god, soooo many tier decks at low ranks today. I have zero problem with this if those people are legit - if they've perhaps been punted down because of the season reset and are climbing back up as fast as possible. If they are, however, smurfing with tier decks - they're one of the big problems about Hearthstone for more casual players (hardcore smurfers not getting punished at all).

Over the course of 4 days I have played 11 matches. Every single match vs Hunter despite changing class. If I played tempo, I was matched against aggro. If I played control I was matched against tempo (I don’t play aggro decks).

Matchmaking is fixed. There is no doubt in my mind. It happens too often to too many people to be a mere coincidence.

Poison in battlegrounds needs to go. Every single time I lose or someone gets first position is because of poison. I’ve lost count the a lint of times a divine shield poison combo has killed me. At least with other combinations you have a chance. Poison/divine shield. No chance 

fuck shaman runnig silences and hexs now fuck you nicklet.

It's so stupid how the fuck shamans isn't 60%+ winrate. they got all the busted tools.

My goal for 2020 is to prove I'm a lame fuck with a little dick. I'm going to do it by playing holy wrath paladin - and when I get the win I'll take a moment to tug on my tiny little dick and spam well played emotes. I want to have the username Iaxtonishere. Hope nobody else has that user name and is doing the same thing...

I didn't draw my Veranus ONCE in FOURTEEN games in arena. Not really salty, just a bit the big sad.

New Year's resolution was to not care about my rank so much, and not get salty following ladder games.

One day into 2020 and I already feel like a failure.

Sick of RNG. Crap missed obvious lethal on board, but no punishment, 0 mana evolve into King Krush, GG. If I make a mistake, I get instant punishment, but not my opponents, maybe because I do not play broken decks at 20 rank. Somewhat explains why they are at 20 rank with such decks, they are just morons.

I wish there were good mobile games, but I have to return to this crapstone game sometimes, because other games are even worse.