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i need someone to coach me on how to play around my opponent's perfect rng and draws. 

guess i deserve this for being a terrible person.

I am so disgusted by the childish behaviour of so many opponents... in casual.

Playing against a Priest who topdecks Malygos at just the right turn, and can then mindblast me to death. So be it.

Every god damn emote you can imagine, over and over ,until he nearly runs out of time, just to finish me off.

Is it so much to ask for a bit of class in this game? Some good sportsmanship in general?

Quote from Gaze73 >>

How the fuck do people draw like gods every game? Every time I think of the worst scenario card, they play EXACTLY that, even if it's their second copy in the top 10 cards. E.g. Quest rogue with turn 6 finished quest and two 4/4s on board, followed by vanish and then another vanish. Or even warlock with 2x MG on curve, 2 buffed amethyst stones into skull into double void lord.

Thought and strategy have been removed from the game as new players felt that if they were just starting they could not compete with veteran players. Blizzard manipulates the draw to keep new players playing. If they win games right out of the gate Blizzard hopes they will keep playing and eventually spend real money to add cards. This is why so many games are no-brainers featuring perfect cards drawn on curve, amazingly perfect RNG effects, etc. 

Quote from Kaladin >>

i need someone to coach me on how to play around my opponent's perfect rng and draws. 

guess i deserve this for being a terrible person.

 Concede and play again. From the mulligan I can tell with 85%+ accuracy what the outcome will be, 

Quote from Salty_Meta >>

playing mill in wild....literally got my beard after the battle cause that deck is just that fckin old...and peope still netdecks it cause XAXAXA ...ru name on EU server and all the fun is gone...no 'fun' interactions ...only emote when winning....the same netdeck that was played like 3 expansions back....perfect thinking on growing statistics=NO FUN ALLOWED

 Net decks are played because A) they work B) most people do not have hours upon hours to spend developing a deck that works C) pro streamers are incentivized to promote new cards/decks to get people to spend real money on the new expansions. Side note - try playing one of the pro "80%+ win rate" net decks. Without Blizzard's assistance they are all 50% win rate decks so don't get your hopes up. 

Ah yes, another Hunter who gets the spellstone on turn 5 (4 wolves), second one on turn 6 (4 wolves) and then Zul'jin on 10 for the finish.

Fuck this ridiculous bullshit. 

Quote from Evil_B >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

i need someone to coach me on how to play around my opponent's perfect rng and draws. 

guess i deserve this for being a terrible person.

 Concede and play again. From the mulligan I can tell with 85%+ accuracy what the outcome will be, 

 No worries, I absolutely deserve this.  It's my own fault. I should have played around it with maybe ending my life.

Blizzard made some big mistakes in the past, but leaving Hunter untouched in the latest "Balance Change" (How dare they even use that phrase?) is just absolutely ridiculous.

Pretty sweet how 30 of my cards are far worse than 2 of theirs.  30 solid cards and solid play < 2 hero cards and press the fucking button to save your ass.

Quote from Kaladin >>

Pretty sweet how 30 of my cards are far worse than 2 of theirs.  30 solid cards and solid play < 2 hero cards and press the fucking button to save your ass.

 Do you stream? I just want to watch you scream at everything every game XD

Quote from Vadika_11 >>

Blizzard made some big mistakes in the past, but leaving Hunter untouched in the latest "Balance Change" (How dare they even use that phrase?) is just absolutely ridiculous.

 They'll hunt down hunters soon, trust me. They just want to earn a little (xmas) money before that.

goal for 2019: stop existing.

edit: super  fun to lose the game on turn 1.  you dropped a 1-mana 2/3 as odd mage.  looks like im never putting a minion on the board this game.

100% my own fault for not  playing around it.

And yet again come up against a Spell Hunter who top decks perfect answers for 4 turns on the bounce. 

I guess I should have played around Wandering Monster when I had lethal. 

Or maybe I should have played around next-turn freezing trap when I had lethal again.

Or maybe I should have played around top deck Zul'jin when I had lethal for the third turn in a row.

Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

And yet again come up against a Spell Hunter who top decks perfect answers for 4 turns on the bounce. 

I guess I should have played around Wandering Monster when I had lethal. 

Or maybe I should have played around next-turn freezing trap when I had lethal again.

Or maybe I should have played around top deck Zul'jin when I had lethal for the third turn in a row.

 Yes, there are secret removal cards for a reason

i deserve to lose i deserve to lose i deserve to lose

im a bad person and i should quit my life.  i deserve this.  i am a bad person.  i dont deserve to post here.  i wish i was dead.  i dont want to live.

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Quote from Kaladin >>

Pretty sweet how 30 of my cards are far worse than 2 of theirs.  30 solid cards and solid play < 2 hero cards and press the fucking button to save your ass.

 Do you stream? I just want to watch you scream at everything every game XD

 I THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY WATCH THAT

absolutely my fault for losing

your naturalize hit 2 key combo pieces when i had over 20 cards in the deck, but i should have played aroudn it.  this is absolutely my fault and i deserve it.

this post isnt' even salt thread worthy because im simply a bad player.  i deserve to have my acount banned for being so bad.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand turn 2 misplay costs me the entire game.  isnt that fun.

Trying to hit legend on the last day.

5 games this morning where my mulligan has been absolutely terrible in every game. Meanwhile each opponent had everything they needed from t1.

It wasn't meant to be.