Hearthpwn

Secret decks are for scumbags, it's not fun to play or play against, fuck off cunts

Getting bounced from arena by some lucky schmuck who drafted four (4!!!!!!) Blizzards. 

#feelsbadman

So how has your day been guys?

I can not understand this game, really. My deck is trash, that is fine. But why I am getting counter decks over and over? but this is not enough, my opponents get perfect answers whole game. 5 games in a row countered this way.

Next game finally was against aggro, and what is it? Hah, I could not draw anything useful and got trashed. Come on, I do not get it. 

Quote from latinvampire >>

Once again, I ask HOW Druids got away without a nerf.  Fucking class is as Overpowered as shit. EVERY fucking time I run into one of you tree hugging fucking wankers, what do I see?

1. Ramp
2. Armour Gain
3. Burst
4. Card Draw

I can't beat them with control. I can't beat them aggro..

 

I just played against a druid who at turn 10 had already 30hp & 31 armor...Besides 1 arcane tyrant he didnt play a single minion until then...only getting armor and removing all i did with spells...like japser spellstone for 1 mana and shit...i dont need to say it was hard to upgrade with 6 armor...he just, just! made it. In the end i lost to some dreampetal florist - multi malyogos combo from 30hp & 5 armor to zero while he didnt touch me the whole game. Its so excitig to watch for 20 turns an empty board. I mean, i dont mind some otk decks, there have been around forver, but this type of shit makes the game pretty sad.

ShitStone in full glory today, nothing but cancer decks.

i guess i should have played around it.

Quote from Prudence94 >>

If you're playing Highlander Quest Priest at Rank 21 Wild please make the world a favor and step inside a black hole or something like that if not I swear that I'll stop memeing around and start playing Exodia Mage or some kind of Druid OTK just for the sake of destroying you and you greedy ass Deck....

Greedy control priests are what first majorly pushed me into the OTK scene & eventually loving it. Got tired of people praising control all day long when what it usually turned out to be was a strange little game or mostly shoving control powerhouse cards into the gullets of priest, warlock, and at the time warriors (though you can replace warrior with mage now).

Man I used to hate aggro and be a control/combo player all the way, but then I que'd into Kingsbane Rogue 18,000 times in wild ladder. My response? Odd Pally. Jesus christ feels amazing to shit on their fucking face emoting like crazy, "MY SINCEREST THANKS". Thanks god for aggro. 

Since he's drawn 10 cards, it's seems pretty likely that he has both level ups in hand on turn 5, so it's actually my fault for not playing around it.

i should have played around both radiants being the last two cards in my deck.  this is actually my fault

It's sad that the matches are so polarised - mainly determined by decklist and draw.

It's sadder still that the player base is so pigshit thick, uncreative, and desperate to win that all you run into on ladder is "top tier copy-pasted front page of hearthpwn deck"  Odd rogue - you sad, boring fuck. Odd pally - you sad, boring fuck. Heal zoolock - you sad fuck. Etc 

What makes it worse is that it seems like 90% of the player base are such SAD PATHETIC COCKS that when they play the game they can't just take the win their sad, boring, lame deck gets them - they have to confirm exactly how much they fucking suck by using the emotes. 

The game is shit. Never spend money on it.

And still no autosquelch- Ben Brodes shit legacy continues.

Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

It's sad that the matches are so polarised - mainly determined by decklist and draw.

It's sadder still that the player base is so pigshit thick, uncreative, and desperate to win that all you run into on ladder is "top tier copy-pasted front page of hearthpwn deck"  Odd rogue - you sad, boring fuck. Odd pally - you sad, boring fuck. Heal zoolock - you sad fuck. Etc 

What makes it worse is that it seems like 90% of the player base are such SAD PATHETIC COCKS that when they play the game they can't just take the win their sad, boring, lame deck gets them - they have to confirm exactly how much they fucking suck by using the emotes. 

The game is shit. Never spend money on it.

And still no autosquelch- Ben Brodes shit legacy continues.

 

 What's worse is when the odd pally, odd rogue, and zoo warlock players come here and pat themselves on the back for getting legend for the first time with those decks.  Fungalmancer is definitely due a nerf as are Genn and Baku.

can't wait for the next rotation for spreading plague and the other bullsh*t druid cards to move to wild and for that f*cking class to die in standard

Fuck this retard combo. Im sooo sick of it. 

Vicious Scalehide + Sonya Shadowdancer (quest rouge)

Who thought this was a good idea? Its beyond retard

Big Priest players are the most braindead beings on this planet, I SERIOUSLY hope a lot of horrible things happen to you people, you are truly pathetic people that deserve no joy in life

I hate climbing to rank 5, you get so used to the meta from 5 to legend that you lose to weak off meta bullshit on lower ranks