Hearthpwn

Play against Big Priest, play FUCKING 4 KAZAKUSES for 10 mana, none of them get mass poly. Game totally not rigged.

So sick and tired of facing people in the arena all the time, who draft perfect decks with perfect curve and many removals.

I just faced a shaman with two runespears, one volcano, two lightning storms, several phoenixes and fire elementals. he always had something to counter my cards.
Me? 1 warpath, that was it, LOL...

FUCKK UU HS I HATE COUNTER Q SO MUCH

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I want to say that I think these last 2 updates of hearthstone really inspired me to like this game... a lot. Between baku and mech hunter. Now this might seem hypocritical of me to complain about any type of cheese(I usually main kingsbane/oil rogues since it is a different mechanic) but I find druid so anti-fun. It seems like druid is predictable and just not exciting. It is mostly stall stall stall until you get OTK and viola. I have to get super lucky or have a deck that can work against it. Even watching youtube videos are so boring to watch of this mechanic. Maybe I am just more salty about spreading plague but whatever.

TLDR; druid is anti fun and mech hunter is most fun but not viable.

Is it really fcking too much to ask for my Shudderwock to trigger the Battlecry of Seronite Chaingang first AND THEN the one of Grumble? I have played 4 games in a row now where he just consistantly fcks up my combo...I have never seen this on any of my opponents...

Today is just another day, where HS teaches me how hard it hates me. Constant RNG-bullshittery.

One opponent managed to play Prep -> Academic Espionage -> topdecks 7-9 mana shaman minions for 1 in the following 3 turns. He had 10 shaman cards and 26 Rogue cards in his deck...what are the odds on that?! Drawing the cards and being high-cost?

After a while, he got Ancestors Call out of some random effect to finally tear Shudderwock apart.

Got recked by rng, queue again, same opponent. 100M players twice the same dude at rank 16. Sure.Thing.

EDIT: Yup and I destroyed him. And he played like a donkey, so really got fucked by RNG there on the first game. 

Edit2: Funny when I'm 1 win away from the next rank I get rnged to oblivion. Fu-NNY

It's funny to watch how they fuck up literaly everything. Stupid nerfs (where is druidtards nerf, hello!?), another 80 $50 skin, boring blizzcon, diablo toilet edition... Their stocks fail for 7% since blizzcon. Well done Bli$$ard

entirely a deserved loss.  i should have played around drawing half my deck and drawing no healing.

stupid fucking luck-fest brawl, can't win a fucking game because my opponents finish the quest by turn 6

a smart  player would dust their entire collection and play shudderwock shaman.

but im a bad player and i deserve nothing short of a 0% winrate forever.

another game that i deserve to lose. a  good player would draw a giant or spellstone but i didnt play around my poor draws, so this is my fault and i deserve to los

edit: i  of course lost because im a bad player and deserve nothing less than a 0% winrate. 

how the hell is evenlock a tier 1 deck.  once again, this is performing worse than any deck ive ever played. 

where can i send money to increase my rng?

100% my fault for queueing into my third shudderwock shaman of the night.  i deserve this loss.

edit: scratch that.  5 out of 7 games against shudderwock shaman.

I just want to get an odd murloc priest deck happening, but dammit I keep running into super aggro decks that have all the answers and I can't stick anything to the board!

Why can't I meme in peace?!

i should have played around it.  i do deserve to lose every game though.

this is 100% my fault.  i should have played around queueing into the same player who drew perfectly yet again.

100% my fault for queueing into the same guy, three fucking times in a row, and drawing poorly in every game.  i should have played around it.

edit: and here we go, drawing like shit vs the actual nuts for the third game in a row.  im a bad player and barely deserve the cards i paid for.

I literally added my last opponent because I needed friends for the quest and they took it as an opportunity to tell me how I suck after I lost to 4 Vilespine slayer's and 2 saps turn after turn

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100% my fault for queueing into the same guy, three fucking times in a row, and drawing poorly in every game.  i should have played around it.

edit: and here we go, drawing like shit vs the actual nuts for the third game in a row.  im a bad player and barely deserve the cards i paid for.

 "100 million players" , right? Let this be a lesson to them.

nearly 1/3 of my deck is deathrattles, but i should have played around drawing zero of them after drawing 15 cards.

my bad.