I normally don't get salty about Hearthstone, just not the type of person I am. I typically can brush off losses due to rng or me misplaying or anything of the sort, I just don't let it get to me. When I lose due to something that shouldn't happen, such as disconnecting, it bothers me. Even still I can normally just brush it off as being unlucky or playing in a thunderstorm or something of that sort.
That being said, fucking Blue screening when I have lethal after playing a 15 minute match against a control warlock is without a doubt a new level of tilted for me. I was even on a winstreak that would've brought me up to rank 5. Whoever that warlock was, sorry for having roped you while my computer restarted I guess.
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I don't have something witty about this deck, I just like it because Malygos is fun.
Heeeeeeeere we go again...tin foil hats unite! Explain to me how I go 11-2...then 10-1... for a total consecutive record of 21-3... then suddenly I go 2-8 facing hard counters literally drawing ONLY the bottom of my deck 4+ mana every opening hand for TEN consecutive games. Explain it. Are we still to believe the "statistical balancing" theory despite the fact that I prove this to be CONSTANT and CONSISTENT on a fairly regular basis on this forum? At what point does this "random coincidence" become a demonstrated pattern? Because I've posted the exact same pattern literally every 20+ game stretch I've played in the past 3 months. Go ahead and look it up. I'll wait...
I have no answer to early game in the deck so i put some elementals just to cover this gap. Proceed to never draw the 1/2/3 mana cards i need as an answer and only 0/0/7 for three consecutive games while playing against 1/2/3/4 curve aggro decks. Congratulations blizzard for your effort on balacing things.
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Best quotes: "Casual is perfectly fine" "warlock is not overpowered" "Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I would like to thank every druid player ever for choosing such a well balanced class to play this wonderful game. Nothing wrong with living through 70 face damage and then winning an unfavored matchup. I would say well played, but it was more than that, absolute SKILL. Also, if you are a control player, pls fuck off with your slow ass gameplay, thinking until rope just so u play an acolyte of pain or a simple taunt, thank you and have a nice day. Fucking pathetic piece of shit game...
4 games today, 4 zoolocks who either had keleseth on 2, or librarian+voodoo doctor+at least one happy ghoul on turn 1. I guess this is another "hearthstone decided you won too many games yesterday so bend over" day.
I just want to thank the dude who had the idea to create the original salt thread. Reading the comments of this thread is funnier than browsing the 9gag and it's a shame that I never visited this salt mine for so long. Also a special thank you to Kaladin, for making this thread so hilarious!
Everyone who plays kingsbane rouge deserves to have that fucking knife shoved up their damn arses.
What the fuck were blizz thinking. 18 attack weapon with lifesteal. Go fuck yourself cunt.
Why they didn't introduce a silence weapon effect yet is beyond me. Just make it expensive so it isn't just an auto-include in every deck making all the weapons worthless.
I normally don't get salty about Hearthstone, just not the type of person I am. I typically can brush off losses due to rng or me misplaying or anything of the sort, I just don't let it get to me. When I lose due to something that shouldn't happen, such as disconnecting, it bothers me. Even still I can normally just brush it off as being unlucky or playing in a thunderstorm or something of that sort.
That being said, fucking Blue screening when I have lethal after playing a 15 minute match against a control warlock is without a doubt a new level of tilted for me. I was even on a winstreak that would've brought me up to rank 5. Whoever that warlock was, sorry for having roped you while my computer restarted I guess.
I don't have something witty about this deck, I just like it because Malygos is fun.
Won like fucking 15 games in a ROW to Rank 6 - Was like - OH FUCK YIR!!
Then Fucking Blizzard happend... 4 games in a ROW to Big Priests with PERFECT Answers and hands... G TO THE FUCKING G BLIZZARD!!
"No, our game is not rigged" ... FUCK OFF AND SUCK A FART FROM MY ASSHOLE!
So why is it Warrior have an "Armor Up" hero Power?? They can barely get armor even HALF as fast as Druid can ... GG Blizzard.
Heeeeeeeere we go again...tin foil hats unite! Explain to me how I go 11-2...then 10-1... for a total consecutive record of 21-3... then suddenly I go 2-8 facing hard counters literally drawing ONLY the bottom of my deck 4+ mana every opening hand for TEN consecutive games. Explain it. Are we still to believe the "statistical balancing" theory despite the fact that I prove this to be CONSTANT and CONSISTENT on a fairly regular basis on this forum? At what point does this "random coincidence" become a demonstrated pattern? Because I've posted the exact same pattern literally every 20+ game stretch I've played in the past 3 months. Go ahead and look it up. I'll wait...
QUEUE AGGRO
TOPDECK THE NUTS FOR 15 TURNS IN A ROW
VOMIT
WIN
how to win in casual
"BUT CASUAL IS PERFECTLY FINE BECAUSE BLIZZARD/LYRA SAYS SO"
fuck off
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opponent plays benedictus with half his deck remaining
i play hemet to get to my win condition
opponent draws my win condition first
dont tell me this shit isn't entirely rigged
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kill me
i should quit my life
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HOW DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE GODDAMNED NUTS EVERY GAME?????
HOW THE FUCK
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build deck, 60% wr
same deck, put in hemet, 0% wr
but totally not rigged.
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I have no answer to early game in the deck so i put some elementals just to cover this gap.
Proceed to never draw the 1/2/3 mana cards i need as an answer and only 0/0/7 for three consecutive games while playing against 1/2/3/4 curve aggro decks.
Congratulations blizzard for your effort on balacing things.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I would like to thank every druid player ever for choosing such a well balanced class to play this wonderful game.
Nothing wrong with living through 70 face damage and then winning an unfavored matchup. I would say well played, but it was more than that, absolute SKILL.
Also, if you are a control player, pls fuck off with your slow ass gameplay, thinking until rope just so u play an acolyte of pain or a simple taunt, thank you and have a nice day.
Fucking pathetic piece of shit game...
Built a very nice and fun deck to play,so if i ever got draws i can only be fucked from saps and vanishes, lets try it now in casual before ladder.
4 rogues in a row with double sap and vanish.
Very well done blizz,again.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
4 games today, 4 zoolocks who either had keleseth on 2, or librarian+voodoo doctor+at least one happy ghoul on turn 1. I guess this is another "hearthstone decided you won too many games yesterday so bend over" day.
I just want to thank the dude who had the idea to create the original salt thread. Reading the comments of this thread is funnier than browsing the 9gag and it's a shame that I never visited this salt mine for so long. Also a special thank you to Kaladin, for making this thread so hilarious!
Casual turn 6
thats the ladder..wrong screen?
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Everyone who plays kingsbane rouge deserves to have that fucking knife shoved up their damn arses.
What the fuck were blizz thinking. 18 attack weapon with lifesteal. Go fuck yourself cunt.
Why they didn't introduce a silence weapon effect yet is beyond me. Just make it expensive so it isn't just an auto-include in every deck making all the weapons worthless.
Frost-Lich Jaina Mages..... They are the worst....