Hearthpwn

shitstone... why? because keep crashing, bugging, shitting and a lot of stuff and shitshow. they should rename it to "if you rich, lucky, like bluffing and a fuckboi you win, if you poor then go fuck yourself because we don't take care your shit" or rename it to "give your enemy win simulator", i've done with this bugging, crashing and stuff

then there were some fuckboi ranting shit about rng, card pack and being salty. being salty about rng? that's what we face. in the end, all those fuckboi only play warlock. why? because those decks were rigged to win, permanent luck, scripted to have good draw

and when i say blizzard employee roll as warlock in WoW, Diablo and all those other fantasy game. they hate what i was saying, that makes me consider that they really rolled as warlock and there's no other thing that can change my mind

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I wanted to create a own threat but it would be deleted caouse of nothing...

Shuderwock .. 0%winrate with Priest, when agro ruins your decks in erly lets make a deck when after turn 6 u have 5 cards in pack and then just kill oponent with 1 mana shuderwock when there is 0 way how to defend against this ... it realy killed my fun for heartstone... 

 Dude, it's an ok deck... Yeah it's a deck that give a lot of frustration but just think about the natural cycle of the life:
Combo beat Control.
Control beat Aggro.
Aggro beat combo.

Shudderwock is a combo deck that kill your priest. End. I don't know what kind of priest are you playing, but is not that hard to beat. I never lost a game against shudderwock, and when I use this OTK shudderwock deck I usually win against almost every Tier 1 decks (tempo mage and odd pally are very difficult).
Why? Because i'm not that bad. Maybe you don't know how to manage your resources to beat Shudder, maybe you have a too slow deck.

If you want try it against me ;)

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It's so pathetic how lucky those with gold heroes are in arena.  Always have amazing pulls and get the luckiest game-saving top decks, just one example: 

I was a 7 life, I had knocked him to 2 life and had 2 of the 4/5 taunts (that heal you 5 when they die) on the field vs his nothing. He has no cards in hand. He draws the 2 cost spell that discovers a spell which costs 2 less...of course, he gets a pyroblast.   

This kind of crap is not a rare occurrence either, sadly they're pretty shameless about it.

 

Ouch. Same happened to me basically. Full body of 2/6 taunts on board from spreading plague, buffed by lich king anti body spell. He he can’t get through my taunts has no cards in hand, lethal next turn. Top decks discover a spell reduce its cost by 5. Pyroblast of course :) instantly starts BM. 

This is something that I have wanted them to look at for an age, Lich King into Anti Body Spell with three other minions on board and I am thinking gg. Then the guy plays Spell Breaker silencing my only taunt, a point for all those who thought 'the Lich King', while technically not a spell it is still ambiguous enough in its card text and interaction to make me what to throw the pc through the fuckin' window. 9 turns later this play has cost me the game.

Poison works in much the same way with Divine Shields or come to think of it with another poisoned character, (I always wondered why if the Death Knight is played and then attacks a minion with poison why doesn't the DK die) I am never sure now if its gonna kill the damn target or not and some minions with stealth can be buffed so why can't the opponent throw a spell into them too, whereas I thought the point of stealth was to hide them for a turn. Same if you have two minions, one is safe from spells but one isn't yet an AOE clears them both up.

Fairy Dragon suffers from this too. I seem to recall.

Witchwood Grizzly is another prime example, you play it and it conforms to its card text, you resurrect it and it ignores the text completely, there are plenty of cards that do this. Jezzuz B Brode, Barnes literally lived off this anomaly.

It's not broken interactions I hate, (I am looking at you Shaggerwank), its the mechanics of the game that are not consistent or are open to different interpretations.

Oh yeah but hey we have to buff out a weapon with 3/2 cause that might confuse the idiots that play our game.

Just sayin'.

Fuckin' Spell Breaker bastard card!

really pleased that i drew faster than my opponent so i could automatically lose when he drew his win condition first.  

great game of skill, guys. 

First time posting in the salt thread...

Seriously Blizzard, WTF IS THIS SHIT???? I hate shaman with passion and do you give me two golden class card from this stupid and shitty class??? Also, this f..king golden pack just gave me one rare and four commons while many people obtained at least one epic or a legendary. This has to be a joke, this has to be a F...KING JOKE BLIZZARD!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS, I WILL NEVER SPEND ONE MORE CENT ON THIS F...KING GAME, BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT!!! I F...KING SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!

Big Priests in Wild Casual *knocks head on wall*

Big Priests in Wild Casual *knocks head on wall*

Big Priests in Wild Casual *knocks head on wall*

Never change, you insecure illiterate amoebas.

I want to play UI and this motherfucker topdecks temporal anomaly into counterspell, then plays the 4 mana 2/2 to discover another counterspell.

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Shitty pack, again, golden or not... One legendary in 58 packs so far, and this goes on...

 I feel bad for you guys, I was also pretty unlucky when I started playing, but I got 5 legendaries in the last 2 weeks. Not even bad ones, pretty good stuff.

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This game is so full of shit I am finally convinced to uninstall. I started the day Rank 1 2 stars, finish the day and my HS career on R3 2*. I lost because my opponent has an answer to every play I make, every turn. Every. Single. Game. I switch up my decks between Even lock, Miracle rogue (with and without Gadgetzan) taunt druid, odd paladin, all decks which I got plenty of experience on. No matter which one I choose I face counters or ridiculous RNG plays.

Example: playing vs Odd Paladin, I control board well, only use swipes when he has full board of silver hands to prevent Level up plays, drew no ramp but whatever.. bad luck happens. But nope.. He rips two tarims from stonehill defender and my board of sleepy dragons and lich king goes to 3/3. Twice. Fuck you.

Other example playing miracle rogue: Get my thug on an empty board with a 6/6 VC, he gets 2 glacial shard topdecks which keep my thug in place, silences my VC, still keep thug up and use weapon so thug is 7/7, draw 2 spider ambushes at start of turn, topdeck Volcano. Again, fuck off.

BTW never play turn 3 mountain giant vs any hunter because guess what, deadly shot starts in their hand vs every warlock.. they don't even need to put the spell in their deck it magically appears there in every warlock game. Seriously try it, play any MG vs hunter turn 3 or 4 and watch the deadly shot. I played 4 games today it happened every time.

 Keep in mind that the same people that beat you probably also have shit luck most of the time. It took me like 200 games from rank 5 to legend, and I'm far from a bad player.

anyone else having trouble climbing the casual ladder today?  bunch of aggro/secret mages, fucking impossible. 

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First time posting in the salt thread...

Seriously Blizzard, WTF IS THIS SHIT???? I hate shaman with passion and do you give me two golden class card from this stupid and shitty class??? Also, this f..king golden pack just gave me one rare and four commons while many people obtained at least one epic or a legendary. This has to be a joke, this has to be a F...KING JOKE BLIZZARD!!! I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS, I WILL NEVER SPEND ONE MORE CENT ON THIS F...KING GAME, BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT!!! I F...KING SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!

 To be fair the majority of HS players probably opened a similar pack. Be grateful you got it for free, jesus christ.

not only am i banned from good matchups on actual ladder, i am also banned from good matchups on fake ladder.  good stuff guys, but its quite obvious youre just trying to get me to quit after my years of spending money on this game. 

Recruit Hunters and Shudderwock shammys in casual... shouldn't you be busy choking on big, fat bulging dicks?

Let me test out my odd DK evolve shammy build in peace, you sad pieces of crocodile shit.

Arena free pass reminding me exactly why I stopped playing arena.

Had a choice between Shaman, Rogue and Warrior. Three classes I NEVER play with. Then proceeded to not get offered a single 1-cost minion. Not one. What the fuck is that about?

Come up against 3 decks full of the new minions, with at least 2 legendaries each. I didn't even get offered the new rogue minions. Didn't last more than 11 turns against any of them. Ridiculous.

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Recruit Hunters and Shudderwock shammys in casual... shouldn't you be busy choking on big, fat bulging dicks?

Let me test out my odd DK evolve shammy build in peace, you sad pieces of crocodile shit.

 I know how you feel. I made a quest/spiteful/keleseth Priest just for the memes and so far I've come up against odd Paladin, odd Hunter, recruit Hunter, taunt druids and aggro Mage. Every single one of them copied card for card from this site.

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Arena free pass reminding me exactly why I stopped playing arena.

Had a choice between Shaman, Rogue and Warrior. Three classes I NEVER play with. Then proceeded to not get offered a single 1-cost minion. Not one. What the fuck is that about?

Come up against 3 decks full of the new minions, with at least 2 legendaries each. I didn't even get offered the new rogue minions. Didn't last more than 11 turns against any of them. Ridiculous.

When in doubt, always go Rogue. And I feel ya dude, but 1 costs are actually ok to skip, I find that the card advantage gained by negating a turn 1 play usually forces you onto a mid/late game winning platform. Card advantage beats all in arena.

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Arena free pass reminding me exactly why I stopped playing arena.

Had a choice between Shaman, Rogue and Warrior. Three classes I NEVER play with. Then proceeded to not get offered a single 1-cost minion. Not one. What the fuck is that about?

Come up against 3 decks full of the new minions, with at least 2 legendaries each. I didn't even get offered the new rogue minions. Didn't last more than 11 turns against any of them. Ridiculous.

When in doubt, always go Rogue. And I feel ya dude, but 1 costs are actually ok to skip, I find that the card advantage gained by negating a turn 1 play usually forces you onto a mid/late game winning platform. Card advantage beats all in arena.

 Yeah, you'd think so, but even the late game was absolutely woeful. The only decent late-game card I got offered was the 8/8 giant that costs one less each turn. Everything else was very mid-game. Some of the choices I got offered though we're incredibly bad. To the point where I had hardly any of the cards that define rogue as a class. 

Oh well, was free. Can't complain too much. Just would have been nice to win a battle or two...

"hate" doesn't begin to describe my feelings right now.  the lack of a casual mode is frustrating at best.   If I as a player who has spent ~$800 on this game wants to play a long control game that doesn't count for anything at all, I should be able to do that at any time of my choosing.  If players can demand dust refunds because a card they spent 1600 dust on was nerfed and now they don't get to play it, I should be able to demand a full card collection refund or an actual casual mode, since the expensive fun cards I crafted never get to see play because all I queue into are aggro/midrange netdecks.  

Fuck you blizzard. 

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Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Arena free pass reminding me exactly why I stopped playing arena.

Had a choice between Shaman, Rogue and Warrior. Three classes I NEVER play with. Then proceeded to not get offered a single 1-cost minion. Not one. What the fuck is that about?

Come up against 3 decks full of the new minions, with at least 2 legendaries each. I didn't even get offered the new rogue minions. Didn't last more than 11 turns against any of them. Ridiculous.

When in doubt, always go Rogue. And I feel ya dude, but 1 costs are actually ok to skip, I find that the card advantage gained by negating a turn 1 play usually forces you onto a mid/late game winning platform. Card advantage beats all in arena.

 Yeah, you'd think so, but even the late game was absolutely woeful. The only decent late-game card I got offered was the 8/8 giant that costs one less each turn. Everything else was very mid-game. Some of the choices I got offered though we're incredibly bad. To the point where I had hardly any of the cards that define rogue as a class. 

Oh well, was free. Can't complain too much. Just would have been nice to win a battle or two...

 Oh, one of those, I'm all too familiar with those. Probably fucked!