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  • Last updated Aug 20, 2015 (Blackrock Launch)
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  • 12 Minions
  • 18 Spells
  • Deck Type: Theorycraft
  • Deck Archetype: Unknown
  • Crafting Cost: 4120
  • Dust Needed: Loading Collection
  • Created: 7/31/2015 (Blackrock Launch)
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  • Battle Tag:

    Eddetektor

  • Region:

    EU

  • Total Deck Rating

    6

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From time immemorial the most noble scholar's have been searching for the mythical Deck, which would be impossible to counter by any means. It is said, that Innkeeper had the Deck, but it was lost when horrendeus Blizzard came to Isle of Thunder.

Scoundrels from Redrige Mountains had another view on this problem. To ensure victory they tended to secretly replace their's opponent deck by the one they are able to beat easily.

And here it is. The best possible deck for your opponent. Despite the fact that defeating this deck shouldn't be a problem I've decided to enclose a full guide for doing it.

1) You start without coin.

Go to eat something or doze off. You' ve already won.

 2) You start with coin.

 a) Rogue, hunter, druid or mage

You can win with just hero power. Deal 2 dmg to the face and relax. However passing throw taunts could take a while.

 b) Warrior or druid

Get at least 7 armour from your hero power. It's enough.

 c) Priest

Wait until fatigue, then heal for at least 7. Yeah it will take a while, if you don't want to wait, follow next point.

 d) Shaman, paladin, warlock or you are impatient

Hardest matches. Those require some caution. Your minimal aim is to deal at least 2 dmg to the face and win fatigue battle. Try to avoid folowings:
- drawing cards, you don't want to lose by fatigue
- damaging yourself, however taking up to 8 dmg is fine, Hellfire or Shadowbomber still win you a game
- Leeroy Jenkins, The Beast, Poison Seeds, Hungry Dragon, Blingtron 3000, Elite Tauren Chieftain, Gelbin Mekkatorque. King Mukla, Tinkmaster Overspark, Spellslinger, Mechanical Yeti, Lorewalker Cho they potentially give damage source to your opponent
- Sylvanas Windrunner, Mirror Entity, you don't want to get Nat Pagle
- Lord Jaraxxus, Majordomo Executus, they lose fatigue battles, due to low heath
- Sneed's Old Shredder, Piloted Sky Golem, Recombobulator, Ram Wrangler, Tuskarr Totemic, Piloted Shredder, Confessor Paletress, they can potentially summon some of previously mentioned minions
- silencing enemy Ancient Watcher, or buffing enemy board with eg Eadric the Pure

  e) Mirror match

Don't you remember? Mother repeatedly told us to always check deck before playing with strangers. You are in bad possision, but don't give up. Mulligan for Ancient Watcher and try to convince your adversary of you playing handlock. If he doesn't surrender play until the end of the rope every turn and try to make him bored. If he is afk, just press surrender button. This time you was outwited.