Hearthpwn

I'm not salty but just faced a 17160 Legend player on EU Standard.
The dumpster is officially never-ending deep.

I don't mind this week's brawl, I just think it's been rigged to give my opponents' minions all the beneficial spells and give my face all the direct damage spells, that's all.

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When you reach rank 6 5* in a winning streak but you cannot win two games in a row after that gnnnnnnnn 

Edit: Lost a 3rd game... that why I'll probably never push for legend, running bad is so exhausting :( 

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The game is fucking horrible right now. Quest Rogue either falls flat or steamrolls a victory depending on draw. Aggro hunter is fucking boring to face and quickly lethal. Taunt warrior is fucking impossible if you don't run Aggro or ridiculous burst finish of some sort. Jade Druid is unbeatable if you don't kill it by turn 10. Aggro murloc is the same as Quest rogue  but more consistent.

Dirty rat played by you or at you can win or lose a game - but there is no skill in drawing it to your hand and no skill in determining what it pulls.

Pirate warrior is still the deck of choice of pedofiles and just as reprehensible to play.

Freeze Mage variants are boring to play against and if they assemble their pieces not much that can be done - they often lose but what a boring waste of time. The throw randomly generated spells at your face Mage either gets lucky with spells in which case you lose or doesn't in which case it's pathetic.

Miracle Rogue with plants has too much removal if it gets its auctioneer cycling - but you'll die of boredom watching those turns before the deck kills you.

Every second CUNT at every rank think the wow emote makes them seem clever or ironic and 90% of players say well played before lethal - meaning they played well with their dicks fucking social retards.

Hearthstone started out out good but has turned into a steaming pile of shit due to the decisions of the worst employee of the gaming industry ever in any capacity - fire Ben Brode and never give blizzard money for this shit.

 Most of what you have written is bullshit =)

Just played against a Rogue who completed his Quest on T3.
Added him to congratulate him on the skillful play with that Deck, which seems so hard to pilot only the best of the best can even get a chance at winning games and all he could say was "you suck".
This shows again what kind of players play those netdecks like Questing Rogue and Pirate Warrior and infest the ladder with it.
Thank you again kind Rogue for making my life so easy (since I conceded after that T3 play) and not waste my time any longer.

Hi guys and gals. I have played with my C'thun recently. Then it was entombed. Okay if call doomcaller he shouldnt shaffle C'thun as it was not killed. Then the guy i was playing with summoned C'thun, i have killed him. Then i have summoned Doomcaller but this time as well he didnt shaffle it. I was out of cards so thats not an animation issue only. So why?)

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Hi guys and gals. I have played with my C'thun recently. Then it was entombed. Okay if call doomcaller he shouldnt shaffle C'thun as it was not killed. Then the guy i was playing with summoned C'thun, i have killed him. Then i have summoned Doomcaller but this time as well he didnt shaffle it. I was out of cards so thats not an animation issue only. So why?)

Spanner Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Eat shit ...

Quest/taunt warrior. Quest rogue. Pirate warrior. Beast/adapt hunter. The exact same lists again and again and again and again. Such a shit boring game.

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Just played against a Rogue who completed his Quest on T3.
Added him to congratulate him on the skillful play with that Deck, which seems so hard to pilot only the best of the best can even get a chance at winning games and all he could say was "you suck".
This shows again what kind of players play those netdecks like Questing Rogue and Pirate Warrior and infest the ladder with it.
Thank you again kind Rogue for making my life so easy (since I conceded after that T3 play) and not waste my time any longer.

Matchmaking is so obviously rigged it's like they are not even trying to hide it anymore.

Just played 2 hours straight at rank 5 with a midrange Pally and practically all I faced for dozens of games was hunter, murloc Pally, quest rogue, pirate warrior, taunt warrior - the very occasional Shaman or quest Mage or priest. Got sick of it and made a completely random warlock deck with jaraxus abyssal enforcer tar lurker lots of heal - first matchup was a slow Kafukus warlock running 50% of my weird cards. Next match Shaman. Then 2 more warlocks , neither zoo nor quest. Then 2 more Shamans. Then an RNG Mage. 

I think people don't notice it because if you play in the pool of current meta decks you'll get matched with one of them anyway . (Just because you a wearing a tinfoil hat doesn't mean you are necessarily wrong.)

at 6 health

hunter has knife juggler and a 1/1 on board

i previously cleared his other mnions and put my own on board, to avoid lethal

he topdecks kill command

WWHY IS IT ALWAYS TOPDECK KILL COMMAND

FUCKING WHY

hunter yet again, FUCKING BAILED OUT BY A 100% PERFECT DRAW

THIS IS SO GODDAMNED UNFAIR. I AM CONFIDENT MY ACCOUNT IS STRAIGHT UP RIGGED. 

im gonna kill someone for real.

mage - perfect draw and perfect rng to win the game.  this is so goddamned unfair. 

priest turn  2's dirty rat and pull my medivh that i just drew. 

gg you fucking luckbox.  this is so goddamned unfair.

next game queue into quest rogue.  this is so goddamned unfair.

pirate warrior draws flawlessly, wins.

seriously when is it my turn.  this is so goddamned unfair.