varazspotato Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... U suck so hard that you cant get higher than gold or plat in 4 seasons fucking noob little bitch ... Ur stats are garbage fucking little kid ... Eat shit ...
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I played 5 games earlier today and won 4 so I felt pretty good coming back into the game to do a little more laddering. Same deck.
Game 1 - hard countered Game 2 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 3 - Hard countered, horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 4 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 5 - reasonably good starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Absolutely none of these games were determined by plays I made. The outcome was 100% determined by having only useless cards in my hand at any given time.
It's really hard to believe this is all random.
Hearthstone is like gambling. You run hot for a while, then you lose and once you lose you keep losing. You get hot and cold runs.
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Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
I played 5 games earlier today and won 4 so I felt pretty good coming back into the game to do a little more laddering. Same deck.
Game 1 - hard countered Game 2 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 3 - Hard countered, horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 4 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use Game 5 - reasonably good starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Absolutely none of these games were determined by plays I made. The outcome was 100% determined by having only useless cards in my hand at any given time.
It's really hard to believe this is all random.
Hearthstone is like gambling. You run hot for a while, then you lose and once you lose you keep losing. You get hot and cold runs.
And then I walked over to my desktop (instead of playing mobile) and get matched against 2 non-quest mages and squash them immediately. Wat
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Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
brawls are usually where i go to complete quests. This one? I'm not mage or priest, so I guess i just lose.
Mage and Priest often just dominate TBs, unfortunately. This is one of those common situations where other classes just don't bother, though UI is stupid. As usual.
I got matched against nothing but druids and mages. I used a mage to get my pack. I tried a warrior deck and it just didn't work. Maybe if I got matched against a different class, but the value those two glasses get off a minion spawning with every spell is just impossible to keep up with.
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This is exactly the kind of reaction we are looking for lol. God it's just so fun.
I find this comment funny because I find that mill rogue is garbage tier right now. It only wins against decks that keep their hand full all the time. It's also a pretty difficult deck to play well, requires a lot of attention, planning, thought, etc... maybe one of the hardest decks to play well. You're earning your wins, don't worry.
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Are you ShruteBucks? You certainly reminds of Him, the Lord of Salt.
HA! You read my mind. That was my thought exactly.
As many times as I've come here to bitch and moan I never got that intense. I also remember Schrute actually being really good and routinely laddering much higher than I ever did, so I was a little confused about why he was so upset.
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glad you think my actual self harm is entertaining.
Dude if you're actually harming yourself and the stress of playing Hearthstone is triggering it you need to stop playing, and if you're not already seeing someone about said self-harm you need to do so immediately. Hearthstone is not worth it.
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Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
So I make a shitty deck made of 30 class cards, to finish a quest of "play 60 cards of this class". I go to casual and I face a noob, so I make really bad plays just to keep the game going and in the end he can win. What this piece of shit did? He BM me several times.
That's it. No more mr nice guy with this fucking community.
"Hmm, let's try a couple games back in standard..."
Aaaaaand it's cancer. Aggro cucks vs the mildly autistic plethora of "control" decks that actually killed real control. Then, we occasionally have midrange decks with the lovable Bonemare and Cobalt Scalebane, better known as the devs' peeled smegma coming to life to fuck the meta up.
What a time to be alive. Back to wild I go.
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Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health. - Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Turn 10 - I have 10 mana as a druid, the 7/7 dude that refreshes mana or gains 10 armor and ultimate memestation
Playing against a mage, he has 2 secrets, i play 7/7 dude, nothing pops, so im like aight def played some spells before it aint gonna be either of those, prolly ice block or 8 armor, i play memestation and its mana bind and counterspell
He's playing a QUEST N'ZOTH BENEDICTUS deck. If you ever wonder why I call priests faggots, it's this kind of behaviour. Playing a fucking deck that requires virtually NO decisionmaking, plays about ONE card each turn and takes 30 minutes to complete a fucking game.
Am I weird for not understanding such a person? Do you feel good after playing an extremely boring game of half an hour? Do you consistently manage to delude yourself that the you won through thoughtful decisionmaking?
No one cares about you or is remotely impressed by you. Period.
He's playing a QUEST N'ZOTH BENEDICTUS deck. If you ever wonder why I call priests faggots, it's this kind of behaviour. Playing a fucking deck that requires virtually NO decisionmaking, plays about ONE card each turn and takes 30 minutes to complete a fucking game.
Am I weird for not understanding such a person? Do you feel good after playing an extremely boring game of half an hour? Do you consistently manage to delude yourself that the you won through thoughtful decisionmaking?
No one cares about you or is remotely impressed by you. Period.
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varazspotato Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... U suck so hard that you cant get higher than gold or plat in 4 seasons fucking noob little bitch ... Ur stats are garbage fucking little kid ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
This is sad, priest need to be fucking gutted make the retarded ass Raza hero cost 0 the CURRENT Hero power fuck easy fix.
man never laki
I played 5 games earlier today and won 4 so I felt pretty good coming back into the game to do a little more laddering. Same deck.
Game 1 - hard countered
Game 2 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Game 3 - Hard countered, horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Game 4 - horrible starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Game 5 - reasonably good starting hand, only drawing cards I can't use
Absolutely none of these games were determined by plays I made. The outcome was 100% determined by having only useless cards in my hand at any given time.
It's really hard to believe this is all random.
Hearthstone is like gambling. You run hot for a while, then you lose and once you lose you keep losing. You get hot and cold runs.
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
Hearthstone is not worth it.
Hearthstone: A game where great victories are won by demonstrating exceptional skill, and losses are suffered due to bad RNG!
woke up relaxed and said,i am gonna try this deck i made myself and see how i can tweak it to be a good one to add to my collection.
Casual mode selected. Searching the Worthy opponent hype.
1st match,jade druid (copy and paste list with kun)
2nd match keleseth rogue with double shadowstep in hand
3rd match highlander priest.
Rip casual mode.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
I enjoy.
Playing big priest. Coin Shadow Essence t5. Got Barnes. Used 2nd one on t6. Barnes again. Whelp.
Double the trouble
So I make a shitty deck made of 30 class cards, to finish a quest of "play 60 cards of this class". I go to casual and I face a noob, so I make really bad plays just to keep the game going and in the end he can win. What this piece of shit did? He BM me several times.
That's it. No more mr nice guy with this fucking community.
The meta has come to a sad state where I have to play bad decks in order to play difficult decks
Fuck cubelock
So many classes are inherently awfully designed
Hunter has always been a magnet for retards, and that won't change
Priest has always been a magnet for faggots, and that won't change
Rogue has always been a magnet for the pretentious, and that won't change
Mage has always been a magnet for sociopaths, and that won't change
Druid has always been a magnet for the lowkey trash, and that won't change
Fuck cubelock
"Hmm, let's try a couple games back in standard..."
Aaaaaand it's cancer. Aggro cucks vs the mildly autistic plethora of "control" decks that actually killed real control. Then, we occasionally have midrange decks with the lovable Bonemare and Cobalt Scalebane, better known as the devs' peeled smegma coming to life to fuck the meta up.
What a time to be alive. Back to wild I go.
Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health.
- Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Arena Match
Turn 10 - I have 10 mana as a druid, the 7/7 dude that refreshes mana or gains 10 armor and ultimate memestation
Playing against a mage, he has 2 secrets, i play 7/7 dude, nothing pops, so im like aight def played some spells before it aint gonna be either of those, prolly ice block or 8 armor, i play memestation and its mana bind and counterspell
I quit hearthstone again :)
Lorewalker Cho's opened: 3
Facing a golden priest at rank 17 wild.
He's playing a QUEST N'ZOTH BENEDICTUS deck. If you ever wonder why I call priests faggots, it's this kind of behaviour. Playing a fucking deck that requires virtually NO decisionmaking, plays about ONE card each turn and takes 30 minutes to complete a fucking game.
Am I weird for not understanding such a person? Do you feel good after playing an extremely boring game of half an hour? Do you consistently manage to delude yourself that the you won through thoughtful decisionmaking?
No one cares about you or is remotely impressed by you. Period.
Fuck cubelock