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Running into quest mages back to back, so I build a deck to counter it with some clever discarding strategies, now I don't run into any (15+ games running). Thanks Blizzard.

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NOTE:  This is salt thread, if you are sensitive or mind foul language do not read this post!

Salty about 3 things:

1. Imbeciles that create threads that Druid shouldn't be nerfed (quite a few of those recently). Almost Undertaker Hunter level of brokenness, 56.29 win rate - highest since Standard existed, even higher than Mid Shaman before nerf, 27% of all decks on ladder, and 36% of all decks on Legend are Druids, 3 out of best 5 decks on all ranks are different Druids. Broken beyond belief, only second to Undertaker Hunter but even that is not far.
2. Imbeciles that are positive no matter what, some inferior worthless moron creates a thread only to brag how he got Legend with Face Warrior/Face Druid and idiots spamming "ignore haters, congrats man!"
3. Idiotic mindless fucks at Blizzard for not being able to release normal cards, why don't they fire half those imbecile designers already? How can every other game ever be more balanced than this? They don't have money to pay people with brain? Do they even test those cards before releasing?

 

Turn 5 prep -> Living Mana to threaten early lethal against Jade Druid.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he has 7 1/5 taunts and I have no mana.

Whoops.

dude ranked its not only 90% druids they BM on top. like you clear their board "spectacular" then they play one broken card after another and they just win. how a person in his right mind would spend money in this game experience? seriously wtf is going on with this game cant you developers try a little harder to balance it? i mean you promised standard will be balanced where is the balance? and not to mention wild doesnt exist anymore cause even if there is a place to play your wild cards its filled with druids even there.

Even the spell brawl has Pirate Warrior scum in it. I mean, they get destroyed most of the time, thankfully, but what even are these subhuman creatures?

You must be the blandest, most neurologically incapacitated vegetable that ever put Darwin to shame if the first thought that pops into your mind when you see a brawl (especially this kind) is: "Eh, Pirate Warrior". I even question if these hobgoblins try or are even able to read the rules of the brawl.

We've spent dozens of centuries being the apex predator thanks to our intelligence alone, and now the humans I interact with the most are these failed abortions which will probably breed and create a future generation that will share this world with my future nephews. It's just fucking depressing.

And this isn't to say I like this brawl. I just respect more an asshole that beats me on turn 1 with those whacky (and stupid) OTKs, than these... purge fodder that can't even compute a weekly line of rules.

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Even the spell brawl has Pirate Warrior scum in it. I mean, they get destroyed most of the time, thankfully, but what even are these subhuman creatures?

You must be the blandest, most neurologically incapacitated vegetable that ever put Darwin to shame if the first thought that pops into your mind when you see a brawl (especially this kind) is: "Eh, Pirate Warrior". I even question if these hobgoblins try or are even able to read the rules of the brawl.

We've spent dozens of centuries being the apex predator thanks to our intelligence alone, and now the humans I interact with the most are these failed abortions which will probably breed and create a future generation that will share this world with my future nephews. It's just fucking depressing.

And this isn't to say I like this brawl. I just respect more an asshole that beats me on turn 1 with those whacky (and stupid) OTKs, than these... purge fodder that can't even compute a weekly line of rules.

FUCK jade druid, seriously. I even try to play in wild and people use this idiot deck. We went to fatigue and of course my last card was the skullGheist. I WON'T PLAY CASUAL OR RANKED ON THIS GAME AGAIN. 

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Now that I'm encountering more Druids (rank 15+) I see how disgusting they are now. Fuck, I was playing Druid until the KotFT and now I can't play with him. The BS is astronomical.

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Seriously, fuck jade druid and fuck every single retard who plays jade druid. I have played during the FoN+SR combo days, that deck wasn't even half as powerful as this jade bullshit but it got nerfed. Yet, this stupid abomination of a deck still defines the fucking meta. It kills control and just because it kills control it turns meta into an aggro meta which also gets dominated by its brother, the token druid. Quest rogue was less problematic than this deck yet it got nerfed, too. If Blizz wants to have a balanced game, they have to nerf at least 2 and maybe up to 4 or 5 druid cards. UI and plague are the first ones to go. The other cards that should be hit by the nerfhammer are blossom and idol, these 2 cards are too cheap for their effects imo. I don't really want innervate to be gone because I think it's part of the class identity but if it's necessary to balance druid then it should get nerfed as well.

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Seriously, fuck jade druid and fuck every single retard who plays jade druid. I have played during the FoN+SR combo days, that deck wasn't even half as powerful as this jade bullshit but it got nerfed. Yet, this stupid abomination of a deck still defines the fucking meta. It kills control and just because it kills control it turns meta into an aggro meta which also gets dominated by its brother, the token druid. Quest rogue was less problematic than this deck yet it got nerfed, too. If Blizz wants to have a balanced game, they have to nerf at least 2 and maybe up to 4 or 5 druid cards. UI and plague are the first ones to go. The other cards that should be hit by the nerfhammer are blossom and idol, these 2 cards are too cheap for their effects imo. I don't really want innervate to be gone because I think it's part of the class identity but if it's necessary to balance druid then it should get nerfed as well.

Do the assholes playing Pirate Warrior realize that its the easiest deck EVER to play and they are proving their fucking retardedness by playing it?  Just making sure.  I guess its a good thing because window-licking morons with down syndrome need to win too.  Everyone gets a trophy.  

Good job, guys. 

I'll say it once... cheating rogues. Sick and tired of them.

You know it's true if you have matched more than once.

Get so tired of the streaky nature of this game. Which I say of course when I'm on the the losing end of the streak. Go from fucking Rank 6 to Rank 8 in a span of about a hour. I know that streak can easily swing the other way, but god it's so damn annoying when the draws don't go your way and you slide back two ranks.

Fuck.The.Streaks.

Something tells me with this thread being so popular that the issue isn't players getting salty, it's this shitty game I've grown to hate (played since day 1). In the middle of resetting over and over and over against the Lich King for my shitty reward, was there anyone play testing this? Is this was people consider "fun" or are we OK with them giving us utter garbage because its free. Oh sorry, I forgot I need to spend hundreds of dollars each expansion in order to enjoy myself and even then it gets old way too quickly. I hope this game dies or at least Blizzard wises up that they product they have here is NOT worth the asking price of 50 fucking dollars each expansion. Until then, I simply cannot justify spending a penny on Hearthstone and I suggest others to do the same.

Ladder is such fun in this great new Meta!  Playing Warlock Zoo, face Druid, auto-concede, face Mage, play, face Druid, auto-concede, face Druid, auto-concede, face Big Priest, play, face Druid, auto-concede, face Druid, auto-concede, face Shaman, play. Don't get me wrong Priest is almost as broken as Druid, but with Priest you still have a slight chance of pulling one out of your arse for a win. What a toxic meta boys.

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Something tells me with this thread being so popular that the issue isn't players getting salty, it's this shitty game I've grown to hate (played since day 1). In the middle of resetting over and over and over against the Lich King for my shitty reward, was there anyone play testing this? Is this was people consider "fun" or are we OK with them giving us utter garbage because its free. Oh sorry, I forgot I need to spend hundreds of dollars each expansion in order to enjoy myself and even then it gets old way too quickly. I hope this game dies or at least Blizzard wises up that they product they have here is NOT worth the asking price of 50 fucking dollars each expansion. Until then, I simply cannot justify spending a penny on Hearthstone and I suggest others to do the same.

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Quote from RiskiestBiscuit >>

Something tells me with this thread being so popular that the issue isn't players getting salty, it's this shitty game I've grown to hate (played since day 1). In the middle of resetting over and over and over against the Lich King for my shitty reward, was there anyone play testing this? Is this was people consider "fun" or are we OK with them giving us utter garbage because its free. Oh sorry, I forgot I need to spend hundreds of dollars each expansion in order to enjoy myself and even then it gets old way too quickly. I hope this game dies or at least Blizzard wises up that they product they have here is NOT worth the asking price of 50 fucking dollars each expansion. Until then, I simply cannot justify spending a penny on Hearthstone and I suggest others to do the same.

^ This. Same same. Been playing since the beginning. 13000+ ladder wins. Multiple golden heros. Lots of cards and decks. The game has sucked for multiple seasons now because Blizzards business model is to release broken cards/decks every expansion and sell the shit out of the broken cards while the morons rush to buy packs and make the cool new decks.

You have to be kind of desperate and low IQ to actually spend real money on this shit. There's a subset of people happy to cheat as they " play" Jade Druid, Pirate Warrior or whatever is currently broken  (don't know why they don't just hook up bots) plus a constant stream of noobs who get excited by new expansions because they haven't been through enough suckful seasons yet.

Totally agree with you. Don't spend money on Hearthstone until they balance better and stop milking sales of cards  that clearly need nerfing. 

 

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I woke up, saw the brawl , decided , hell why not, and crafted a few cards i needed from WILD!!!! to play the otk paladin, then i saw the title again,
"blood magic - standard"  STANDARD!!!! xD 

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ARENA.

It's impossible to get more than 3 fucking wins.

First match, mage vs mage. Me with my no-legendary pick for 5 runs in a row as usual.

Opponent: Sindragosa, Frost Lich Jaina, Kazakus. What the fuck is this absolute RNG bullshit.