It must be pretty hard to win when you play rank 18 and have literally 9 legendary cards in your deck. I can see why you had to spam "I'm Sorry" over and over you little fucking piece of trash. Anyone play this game that is over 14?
I've played a deck with literally 30 legendary cards in it on rank 18.
How have I opened over 100 packs of Classic set and have not got a Cabal Shadow Priest even once?
The chance of getting epic card from pack is ridiculously low. I have opened about 60 classic packs and still don't have any single prep, mountain giant, Frost giant, lightbomb, brawl, and like 10 other different classic epic cards
How have I opened over 100 packs of Classic set and have not got a Cabal Shadow Priest even once?
I know you're just ranting, and I rarely reply to posts in this thread, but just as an FYI your odds of opening any given Epic card in 100 classic packs is about 50/50.
i do not understand how anyone can play decks that rely on combos to win. I have the WORST luck with draws and mulligans, so much that it feels like the game is rigged. I've played about 8 games as a mill rogue now and I cannot draw my COCKSUCKING MURLOCS TO FUCKING MILL WITH. And I don't mean, like by turn 6. I mean I will go down to having 7 cards LEFT IN MY DECK AND HAVE NEVER DRAWN THEM. I will fucking put a fire hydrant up the asshole of the first blizzard employee I meet in the street.
So my dragon priest cues up against a rogue, and the game is going alright. It gets toward the end and my health is low, so I drop Chillmaw and buff it with Power Word: Shield, which makes it strong enough to weather the board and clear it for my next turn.
The rogue uses Fan of Knives to drop my dragon's health lower... and topdecks a fucking Sap. Losing due to a "return to hand" effect is the worst, like my minion just gave up.
So my dragon priest cues up against a rogue, and the game is going alright. It gets toward the end and my health is low, so I drop Chillmaw and buff it with Power Word: Shield, which makes it strong enough to weather the board and clear it for my next turn.
The rogue uses Fan of Knives to drop my dragon's health lower... and topdecks a fucking Sap. Losing due to a "return to hand" effect is the worst, like my minion just gave up.
Somehow imagining Chillmaw just kinda shrugging and flying off before being butchered by a rogue would have given me enough of a chuckle to not be annoyed by a loss.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"It's a real insult to people who try". - Jon Benjamin. When asked about getting a record contract for not being able to play an instrument (and the current Druid decks in standard).
Finally get astral on turn 4, but of course I'm dead by now because a tempo mage had the perfect starting hand. I don't know why I play this awful fucking game.
So my dragon priest cues up against a rogue, and the game is going alright. It gets toward the end and my health is low, so I drop Chillmaw and buff it with Power Word: Shield, which makes it strong enough to weather the board and clear it for my next turn.
The rogue uses Fan of Knives to drop my dragon's health lower... and topdecks a fucking Sap. Losing due to a "return to hand" effect is the worst, like my minion just gave up.
Somehow imagining Chillmaw just kinda shrugging and flying off before being butchered by a rogue would have given me enough of a chuckle to not be annoyed by a loss.
now this made me laugh a lot.
On a side note, you minion giving up is never as bad as he siding up with the enemy, and priests do this shit the whole time.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
need take time to make new pic and signature using the new cards.
Finally get astral on turn 4, but of course I'm dead by now because a tempo mage had the perfect starting hand. I don't know why I play this awful fucking game.
If you want to have fun games, maybe you shouldn't play a deck that only relies on RNG.
Finally get astral on turn 4, but of course I'm dead by now because a tempo mage had the perfect starting hand. I don't know why I play this awful fucking game.
If you want to have fun games, maybe you shouldn't play a deck that only relies on RNG.
That shouldn't matter. you should be able to play all kinds of decks in hearthstone not just a few decks that rule everything...
Finally get astral on turn 4, but of course I'm dead by now because a tempo mage had the perfect starting hand. I don't know why I play this awful fucking game.
If you want to have fun games, maybe you shouldn't play a deck that only relies on RNG.
That shouldn't matter. you should be able to play all kinds of decks in hearthstone not just a few decks that rule everything...
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Just another warrior who plays brawl while having one minion on board versus my 4 and his minion fucking wins the brawl.
I wouldn't write about this at all, if that wasn't THIRD TIME IN A ROW THIS HAPPENS.
THREE WARRIORS - THREE BRAWL 1x5 - THREE TIMES HE WINS
Like I don't suffer enough vs warrior playing zoo.
Really, I can't even remember last time I won the brawl, it's getting fucking ridiculous.
I just drafted a shaman arena and I literally only faced paladins.
I went 1-3.
And on 1-2 he had 2 Uldamans. What is this paladin arena or paladin constructed?
Divine favor, nerf it. Would have won if not for that broken card. He had zero cards, no board control, draws 7 cards. Skills.
How have I opened over 100 packs of Classic set and have not got a Cabal Shadow Priest even once?
Why does blizzard hate on rogue so much. I can't but a win even in casual to complete quests. People just topdeck the perfect answer every turn.
The only cancer in Hearthstone is its community.
i do not understand how anyone can play decks that rely on combos to win. I have the WORST luck with draws and mulligans, so much that it feels like the game is rigged. I've played about 8 games as a mill rogue now and I cannot draw my COCKSUCKING MURLOCS TO FUCKING MILL WITH. And I don't mean, like by turn 6. I mean I will go down to having 7 cards LEFT IN MY DECK AND HAVE NEVER DRAWN THEM. I will fucking put a fire hydrant up the asshole of the first blizzard employee I meet in the street.
This account has been permanently banned.
So my dragon priest cues up against a rogue, and the game is going alright. It gets toward the end and my health is low, so I drop Chillmaw and buff it with Power Word: Shield, which makes it strong enough to weather the board and clear it for my next turn.
The rogue uses Fan of Knives to drop my dragon's health lower... and topdecks a fucking Sap. Losing due to a "return to hand" effect is the worst, like my minion just gave up.
"It's a real insult to people who try". - Jon Benjamin. When asked about getting a record contract for not being able to play an instrument (and the current Druid decks in standard).
Finally get astral on turn 4, but of course I'm dead by now because a tempo mage had the perfect starting hand. I don't know why I play this awful fucking game.
need take time to make new pic and signature using the new cards.
Double Old Murk-Eye from Murloc Knight is balanced in arena.
Fuck cubelock