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Quote from Kaladin >>

happy to see i am not allowed to play what i want in casual

thanks odd hunter. 

 similar occasion happening right now

Let's have love in our hearts.

Let's have love in our hearts.

I reckon they should ban meta decks in casual.......just have it purely homebrew - or add a homebrew play option

Expect to see this dude rock up here any moment now

https://hsreplay.net/replay/QkmcCoFdTnN2VVSVRFK6zF

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I can *guarantee* shit just got destroyed.  Might be time for a new phone or monitor!

man.  if i could just get to the rank where im not facing the greediest fucking meme decks that hard counter me, i might be able to rank up. 

instead, fuck my entire life.  i am being forced to play decks i absolutely hate just to get out of dumpster ranks. 

Can anyone explain why in Wild Casual - where I'm doing a "Play 20 Druid Cards" quest - I come up against a Reno Mage? I mean, Reno in casual? Really?

Quote from Kaladin >>

man.  if i could just get to the rank where im not facing the greediest fucking meme decks that hard counter me, i might be able to rank up. 

instead, fuck my entire life.  i am being forced to play decks i absolutely hate just to get out of dumpster ranks. 

 This is how I feel too. On the ladder, there really is no choice but to play decks that will win. This is almost certainly true in all metas, but it feels worse right now. Mostly because the popular decks are awful. New cards, please, please please re-set this nonsense in August!

Quote from futhead_jcos >>

Can anyone explain why in Wild Casual - where I'm doing a "Play 20 Druid Cards" quest - I come up against a Reno Mage? I mean, Reno in casual? Really?

 Sooo, Reno-Decks are forbidden in casual? I don't see the problem, it seems whatever people face in casual they complain (if they lose). You dont even have to win, just play 20 cards ,reno mage should be perfect for this as games usually take forever. Why so salty man?

Quote from Hairy_Potter >>

Quote from futhead_jcos >>

Can anyone explain why in Wild Casual - where I'm doing a "Play 20 Druid Cards" quest - I come up against a Reno Mage? I mean, Reno in casual? Really?

 Sooo, Reno-Decks are forbidden in casual? I don't see the problem, it seems whatever people face in casual they complain (if they lose). You dont even have to win, just play 20 cards ,reno mage should be perfect for this as games usually take forever. Why so salty man?

 can't... upvote... enough...

I don't get the issue either. Usually with those quests I just build a dumpsterfire of a deck with cheap class cards and card draw. Once I know the quest is complete I concede. Why try and win??

Something something Odd Palladin

Just to be clear: polymorph summons a beast for your opponent, right? Because so far ALL my opponents have summoned anything but a sheep with Witching hour. 

Quote from Jonesy978 >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

man.  if i could just get to the rank where im not facing the greediest fucking meme decks that hard counter me, i might be able to rank up. 

instead, fuck my entire life.  i am being forced to play decks i absolutely hate just to get out of dumpster ranks. 

 This is how I feel too. On the ladder, there really is no choice but to play decks that will win. This is almost certainly true in all metas, but it feels worse right now. Mostly because the popular decks are awful. New cards, please, please please re-set this nonsense in August!

 Interestingly, in the game that prompted this post (my homebrew N'Zoth Tess Rogue vs Keleseth Quest Hunter) I ended up winning.  Turns out a 14-attack Spectral Cutlass is plenty to carry you to victory. 

Quote from EmoGit >>

Fucking Hench-Clan Thug  is such a shittily designed card for absolute retards. Firstly, it's pretty much the strongest card in odd Rogue, that they also always magically have on turn 3 and 4 so if you don't deal with 2 of them by turn 5, you have lost already. Secondly, why the fuck is it a 3/3? No shit you're going to play it on a turn where you can attack so it will always be a 4/4 at the end of the turn for 3 mana. It's basically fucking Flappy Bird with charge. Fuck this shit and boring card and fuck whoever designed it.

 Oh fuck right off!  As I'm reading this the cunt I'm playing does that EXACT PLAY!!!!!

 Oh boy.....this next asshole just drew three ambush spiders in a row after playing the card on T4. Yeah, great RNG....

Quote from latinvampire >>

Quote from azairvine >>

Expect to see this dude rock up here any moment now

https://hsreplay.net/replay/QkmcCoFdTnN2VVSVRFK6zF

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I can *guarantee* shit just got destroyed.  Might be time for a new phone or monitor!

 This dude has a deck that was composed of mostly basic cards.  WHY he destroyed his own minions with damage dealing battlecries..... just wow.  Looking at his name I think he may have been  I think your victory here was pretty certain, even without the Obsidian Statue Discover. 

Interesting game.  Thanks for sharing =) 

 Felt bad for the dude as he obviously hasn't played very long and doesn't know much about the game.......but damn I needed that!

Quote from huwuno >>

Everyone complains about Paladin and Warlock and Priest and shit, but not Mage? How does Mage get a free pass? THE scummiest, cheapest bullshit class in Hearthstone. Stall the game. Spell to face. Stall the game. Spell to face. And let’s not forget Ice Block and infinite Fireballs are still a thing in Wild. Absolute dickheads of the highest order.

If I see my opponent is a Mage, I immediately consider him/her subhuman scum. Mage, the class for thick cunts that can’t do math.

 I love control Mage (I play many variations, big spell, highlander, old-school, elemental) and I hate Mage with a passion, I completely feel you. I'd break the skulls of idiots who misplay and emote "well played" when top-decking a stupid burn spell. It's so frustrating when "tempo" Mages are so fucking greedy that they don't want to play a Fireball into a 5/5, 5/6 or 6/6 and they still fucking win because of bullshit Ice Lance and Ice Block. Oh, did I mention that I mostly face this shit in Casual? I don't care what you play in Ranked, just don't be an insecure small dick degenerate in a game mode that's supposed to be for people who like to experiment with decks or just have fun...